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Chapter 21 Special lamp oil, 5 pounds of pork
"Can this be paid by credit card?"
Uncle Zhang: "What card? You come here to buy a soul lamp without money? Xiaoguchun, what kind of customers are you introducing?"
"Shh! Don't call my name." Xiaoguqin waved his hands quickly: "They are from outside, just give them something in return!"
Uncle Zhang was puzzled: "If I don't take money, what else can I take?"
Then, he quickly realized what was happening and smiled in an ambiguous way, "Well, they're such skinny people, how much can they possibly repay even if they do?"
"Don't use that much lamp oil, just enough to support them in leaving."
Uncle Zhang said to Hu Xingde, "I need to charge a small price for the soul lamp. Don't worry, it won't endanger your life. What do you think? Do you want to buy it?"
Then he looked at Ji Wu and Xu Zhou: "Let's go together as three people. It will be safer this way."
Ji Wu: "Uncle Zhang, what exactly do you mean by price?"
In the strange domain, you must never be charged an unknown price, otherwise you will die without knowing how. Even as a strange master, you must be extremely cautious.
Sometimes, some monsters themselves are not very strong, but they have some rules that will cause death if touched. If their rules of death are not triggered, they are very easy to contain.
Once the instant death rule is triggered, even if the master is stronger than this weird power, he will die.
Uncle Zhang stroked his beard. "Well, I'm not afraid of you knowing this. The oil in the soul lamp is extracted from a special grease and is very precious. That's why the soul lamp is so expensive. Since you don't have the money to buy it, you can provide some raw materials in exchange."
Uncle Zhang had made it so clear, and Ji Wu, who had extensive experience in dealing with all kinds of strange incidents, quickly understood what he meant.
Ji Wu nodded at himself and said, "Twenty kilograms."
Then he pointed at Xu Zhou and Hu Xingde and said, "Ten kilograms, twenty kilograms."
Uncle Zhang looked them over and nodded in agreement: "Okay."
"If it's fifty kilograms, I can give you 20 milliliters of lamp oil, which is enough for you to leave here."
Hu Xingde looked confused, "What do you mean fifty catties?" It was like buying pork, and they were weighing it by catties.
Uncle Zhang took out a piece of dark yellow oil paper and wrote on it: Today three guests come to buy soul lamps - 20 ml of lamp oil, and they will pay a total of kilograms. It is a fair transaction, and please ask the King of Hell to witness it.
He then wrote ten jin and twenty jin below, and finally used the ink pad on the side to cover his fingerprints.
"Come, put your fingerprints here."
Ji Wu first read the text of the contract, and after confirming that there was no fraud or wording trap, he pulled Xu Zhou and asked him to put his fingerprint on the ten-jin mark, and then Ji Wu put his fingerprint on the twenty-jin mark.
Hu Xingde followed their instructions and placed his fingerprints next to the twenty pounds.
After they had all pressed the keys, Uncle Zhang took the contract and lit it with a match.
When the oil paper burns, it emits a strange smell that is neither pleasant nor unpleasant. If you smell it for a long time, you will feel intoxicated and want to keep smelling it.
It burns very quickly and is gone in a matter of seconds.
The smell also dissipated.
Hu Xingde finally retracted his infatuated expression. He probably didn't even know what expression he had just shown.
Ji Wu and Xu Zhou were more resistant, they just felt that the smell was a bit special and did not get addicted to it.
The contract takes effect!
Hu Xinde stretched out his fingers and scratched around in confusion. What was going on? He felt a lot lighter, so he looked down at his stomach.
The beer belly that was caused by drinking and poor diet has now deflated!
Hu Xingde grabbed his waist, and the fat on his waist disappeared without a trace!
It wasn't an illusion! He felt like he had lost a lot of weight in an instant!
Hu Xingde has the most fat on his body, so the weight loss effect is the most obvious. Ji Wuben has a low body fat percentage, so losing 20 kilograms has some impact on him. He must eat something good to make up for it after returning.
Xu Zhou was already thin and in the growth stage. Now that he had lost ten pounds, he was like a bamboo pole that would fall over at the slightest gust of wind.
Ji Wu tutted his words and said, "Go back and eat more meat, or else people will think we are deviant and will abuse others."
Xu Zhou touched his arm and said, "So this ten pounds refers to the flesh on my body."
When I think about it this way, it feels a bit scary.
However, for those who are prone to weight gain, this is simply good news for weight loss!
Just stamp your fingerprint and you can lose 20 pounds! What kind of paradise is this? Where is the morality? Where is the bottom line? Where is the address?
Perhaps Uncle Zhang will even be regarded as the god of weight loss.
"Meat?" Hu Xingde grabbed the flesh on his body again and found that he had really lost a lot of weight. He moved his body and felt no pain or discomfort.
Although he felt something strange, he put it aside in order to leave.
"Give me the soul lamp!"
Uncle Zhang: "Wait, I'll go get the lamp oil."
He went to the shelf and picked up a 20 ml transparent bottle, which was filled with turbid yellow pus-like sticky liquid. This was lamp oil, which was extracted from special human fat.
"This bottle of lamp oil is enough to keep the soul lamp burning for about an hour. You can add oil from here."
Uncle Zhang taught them how to add oil to the soul lamp, and his service was very thoughtful.
Hu Xingde wanted to snatch the soul lamp, but Ji Wu held him down and took the soul lamp steadily from Uncle Zhang. Xu Zhou also took the lamp oil.
"It would be better if I were to take the soul lamp, what do you think?"
Faced with Ji Wu's fake but intimidating smile, Hu Xingde shuddered and didn't dare to grab it.
I could only cower closely beside them.
Ji Wu's behavior was a lesson he learned from facing strange things many times. Ordinary people's emotions are too unstable, and when faced with strange things, they will do some brainless things out of fear.
Sometimes, they will even destroy important props, or slide the ball into the monster's mouth. In short, they can do all kinds of fancy operations. There is nothing you can't think of that they can't do.
Over time, Ji Wu developed a good habit, that is, important props cannot be touched by ordinary people, always pay attention to the emotions of ordinary people, and knock them out directly when necessary to prevent them from becoming emotionally unstable and causing everyone to be implicated by one action.
Ji Wu poured half of the lamp oil into the soul lamp, and then lit the soul lamp with the matches given by Uncle Zhang.
The red light of the soul lamp shone faintly on their bodies.
After the soul lamp lit up, the vague gaze that they felt had been spying on them disappeared.
"Supervisor Ji, are we just leaving like this?"
Xu Zhou asked, do they have a mission?
"We can't deal with this weirdness unless Bai Zuo is here. No, I guess he can't handle it alone."
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