Uncle Nine, where are you running to?
Chapter 13 Erdi vs Liang Zan
Tongcai lost his strength and fell at Liang Zan's feet. He curled up into a ball, holding his tailbone and howling like a pig being slaughtered.
This was like being slapped in the face. Liang Zan immediately stepped forward with his fists clenched, and said through gritted teeth:
"Okay, today I'm going to teach you a lesson!"
Hearing this, Jingzhi also got angry. How shameless of you to come and cause trouble so early in the morning?
She glared at the back of Liang Zan's head, walked past him quietly without saying a word, and then quickly stood in front of Erdi.
She opened her mouth and was about to curse when a palm-leaf fan gently touched her shoulders and brushed her aside.
"Ignore him~"
Erdi didn't look at her. She turned back to the band and said, "Let's rehearse."
Everyone in the band exchanged glances with each other and smiled.
The next second, drums sounded, gongs were struck, and suona followed closely behind. The cheerful and exciting rhythm matched Erdi's sarcastic lyrics and flew high.
Erdi pinched her waist and pointed at Liang Zan, her graceful opera voice lingering in her ears: "Your character is really too bad~~"
Seeing that he was still in the mood to sing, Liang Zan became furious and attacked him with clenched fists.
As the drumbeats and gongs sounded more and more rapid, the two men quickly exchanged two moves in close combat, you attack and I block.
Before he could even make the third move, Erdi used a short bridge hand to dissipate his strength, and then suddenly pushed out with a palm. Liang Zan was instantly knocked out and fell into the crowd, and even the few lackeys behind him were forced to take a few steps back.
Jingzhi couldn't help but be amazed when watching this. It seems that Afeng's martial arts skills are pretty good in this life.
Before she had time to think, Di pinched her waist again, tenderly clenched her fist with her pinky raised, and sang:
"He's not afraid if you don't hit him~~"
At this time, the band behind him had a very good understanding. The drum beats gradually slowed down, while the erhu became melodious.
She covered her mouth, her eyes curved as she thought, Erdi and these old men in the music troupe are all wonderful people, but they actually treated Liang Zan like an actor, which must have made him so angry that his liver would explode.
Sure enough, Liang Zan used the force to push away the frightened Tongcai behind him and stood firm. His face began to become ferocious. He gritted his teeth and attacked again. A frustrated person would have many flaws, not to mention that he only had such mediocre skills.
Erdi only used one hand to fight him and was able to fight him back and forth.
Liang Zan was furious. He attacked even faster, but gradually lost his rhythm.
Erdi seized the opportunity and pulled his arm hard. Liang Zan was caught off guard and staggered forward to Erdi's side. He was stunned for a moment. When he was wondering what this trick was, there was a slap in the face.
Before he could get angry, he was slapped on the back of his head by the fan again. Di gracefully turned around and slapped him back into the crowd. While hitting him, she sang in an infuriating manner:
"Play, play, play until you reach perfection~"
"Be careful of my moves, or you'll fall~"
"Pfft~"
Jingzhi couldn't hold it in any longer. She burst out laughing when she saw Erdi squatting on the ground with her legs curled up and posing with her fingers pinched in a dramatic manner.
Immediately, Erdi gave him a sidelong look. Jingzhi coughed twice, pointed at Liang Zan, rubbed his face which was sore from laughing, and explained:
"I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at him."
"..."
Liang Zan didn't know if he was slapped in the face, but he actually started singing, which shocked Jingzhi so much that her eyes widened.
Jingzhi: Since you can sing so well, why don’t you join an opera troupe?
At this time, she had not yet thought that her words would come true again.
"What a joke! What a joke! I'm not afraid of more!"
"I've checked what you said about fighting, uncle is indeed an expert!"
“Puff!!” Double rhyme, good, good.
At this time, Jingzhi wished she had a plate of melon seeds at hand.
This time, Erdi ignored her. He was so annoyed by Liang Zan that he sang again:
"Another slap, another fall, once uncle gets angry, you're completely helpless~"
The opera tune started, and the movements followed. With a slap, Liang Zan was hit so hard that his head tilted. Then, while he was still confused, he hit him in the chest with an inch of force, and Liang Zan flew two meters away in an instant.
The voice was gentle, but the movements were neat and efficient. Jingzhi couldn't help but clap and cheer.
This sound drew a fierce glare from Liang Zan. Jingzhi was not afraid at all. She immediately put her hands on her hips and glared back with an even more ferocious expression.
She then secretly released a bit of the Spirit Beast's might towards Liang Zan, knocking him back two steps. She thought to herself, "What a fool this guy is! He's being ridiculed like this, and he still won't leave?"
Zan was horrified, but his heart was ringing alarm bells. He knew that the woman in front of him was not to be trifled with, so he directed his anger at the more delicate-looking Erdi. He sang sarcastically and imitated Erdi's hip-shaking in an attempt to irritate her:
"You have a figure like a little girl—"
Di was indeed furious. He subconsciously took a few small steps to rush over to Zan, pointing the umbrella handle directly at his nose: "I am your mother~"
Jingzhi's smile froze at the corner of her mouth.
For some reason, she suddenly remembered what Afeng said to the strong man in the gym - "Fuck you."
Before he could think about it, the drum beats became more and more rapid. The two people in front of him sang and fought at the same time, and in the blink of an eye, dozens of moves had already been exchanged.
Jingzhi sensed something was going on as he watched. Erdi was probably just giving him some leeway, spreading the pressure with every move. Although she slapped him a few times, it was only Liang Zan's own bad mouth that earned him the bruises.
In fact, Erdi did not really show his killer move. He is really... still a person with a sharp tongue but a soft heart.
In a moment of distraction, Liang Zan was captured by Di again. Di held him down with one hand and lifted Liang Zan's chin with the fan handle in the other hand:
"Who is coming~"
Zan still said stubbornly: "I am your father."
"My dad is very impressive~"
"I'm awesome too!" +1 for being tough.
"My dad is very handsome~"
"I'm handsome too!" He was stubborn to the end.
"My father has a sexually transmitted disease~" Erdi raised the corner of her mouth, you bastard, it's time to take the bait.
"I have a STD, too!" Liang Zan was furious as soon as he finished speaking. He glared at Erdi: "Are you kidding me?!"
After saying that, he couldn't move his hands, so he kicked at Erdi's feet. Erdi probably knew her weakness, so she took a step back, stopped struggling with him, and knocked him back with a palm.
Liang Zan's eyes rolled and he also started to speak venomously: "You sissy, you are always using unorthodox methods!"
Perhaps it was that word that touched Erdi's sore spot, but his expression changed and the smile that had been on his face disappeared instantly. Jingzhi felt that his stern face was more familiar, and muttered to himself: "Afeng..."
Erdi's ears twitched, and she glanced in her direction out of the corner of her eye, only to find that she seemed to be looking through her at someone else.
For some reason, he suddenly felt a sense of annoyance.
A cold light flashed in his eyes, and he stared straight at Liang Zan, his voice becoming low and powerful:
"Okay, I'll give you some power!"
He slowly lowered his body and placed his palms together in front of him.
"You think you're the only one who knows how to do horse stance, but I can do it too!"
Liang Zan curled his lips, swung his hands and feet around, and made several poses before slowly squatting down.
Jingzhi: Hmm..., this is hard to comment.
No one else is doing such a fancy horse stance. She rolled her eyes at him secretly, but her eyes couldn't help but look at Erdi's cold face.
Counting the days, she hadn't seen Afeng for a whole day and a night.
I miss him so much suddenly. I wonder if he is thinking of me...
Another World:
Lin Feng, who was coaxing his baby, suddenly sneezed. He counted on his fingers and fortunately... she was still safe.
He took out the Shuoyuan Mirror from his bosom and stroked the dim mirror surface with his fingers for a long time before muttering softly:
"Jingzhi... I'm sorry, it's all my fault..."
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