Dressed as a game card, the summoner is a cute loli

"Well done, young man. You look very strong."

"Unlike this village chief, who is old and can't compare to a young man like you who is vigorous and energetic and can cause destruction at any time."

"It's true that the waves behind push the waves in front. The waves in front die on the beach. The younger generation is to be feared!"

Suddenly, the old village chief's loud voice, accompanied by the sound of applause, came from behind Chen Xian.

There was surging anger in the teasing voice.

Chen Xian suppressed his excitement and looked around.

Only then did he realize that the old village chief's shabby room had become even shabbier because of his momentary complacency in testing the situation.

After Liu Yuxi read it, he had to delete "Praise of the Humble Dwelling" overnight.

"Oops, I'm in trouble."

A drop of cold sweat slowly flowed down Chen Xian's face.

He quickly changed the edgeless heavy sword back to its original shape and turned to face the old village chief on the eve of the volcanic eruption.

His dark pupils moved back and forth in his eye sockets, and his brain was working at full speed, thinking about how to argue, no! How to explain how to calm the old village chief's anger.

At this moment, Chen Xian's IQ surpassed Einstein's.

Got it!

Chen Xian scratched the back of his head and said to the old village chief with a dry laugh.

"Old village chief, what are you talking about? So what if you are old?"

"Don't you know that even if it's too late, the sky is still full of rosy clouds."

"Have you not heard that an old horse in the stable still has the ambition to run a thousand miles? A martyr in his old age still has the ambition to fight for his country."

“Old soldiers never die, and they never fade away.”

"What's more, you are only a little over 10,000 years old, the prime age for striving. How can you be considered old?"

Chen Xian racked his brains and finally squeezed out a few words, which came out as a bunch of exaggerated boasting.

"Oh! You slick-tongued brat, do you think that if you flatter me with some sweet talk, I'll let you go?"

"This village chief won't buy it!"

The old village chief waved his hand impatiently.

Oh no, the flattery hit the horse's leg.

Chen Xian's face turned slightly bitter.

But the system's prompt made him stunned.

"Ding, your words touched the heart of the old village chief, so his favorability towards you increased by 10 points. The current favorability is 260 points. Level: Level , Gentleman's Friendship."

Ah this?

Just as Chen Xian was stunned, the old village chief took a step forward and appeared in front of him as if teleporting.

Then he bent his right index and middle fingers and knocked Chen Xian's forehead five times with his knuckles as if punishing him.

-10000!

-10000!

-10000!

......

After five hits, Chen Xian's health was less than 10,000.

He also felt a little swelling and pain between his eyebrows, and it seemed as if a big lump had appeared.

+1071!

+1071!

......

However, as life returned at a terrifying speed, the pain quickly faded.

"The brat has good talent."

Looking at Chen Xian's health bar rising rapidly, the old village chief showed a little surprise on his face, but he quickly put it away and continued to put on an inhuman look.

"Grandpa Village Chief, Big Can didn't mean it. Please forgive him, okay?"

"Grandpa Village Chief, I love listening to your stories. The story you told me last time was so wonderful and interesting. I want to hear your story again, can I?"

Seeing that Chen Xian was beaten, but the old village chief was still angry, An Keer suddenly became anxious.

As the saying goes, in times of crisis one can think of a clever idea. The little girl immediately thought of using the method of diverting attention to calm the old village chief down.

This trick really worked.

An Ke'er, who is delicate, well-behaved and lovely, reminds the old village chief of what his sister looked like when she was alive.

The stern expression on his face turned into a friendly and kind one, and even his voice became much kinder, not much different from that of an ordinary old man.

"Haha, yes, of course."

"Little girl, sit still and be good. I will tell you a story about how I once fought five opponents in a 1v5 match, just like a god descending from heaven."

So, the old village chief and An Keer sat on the bench next to the round table.

An Keer supported the table with her slender white arms, held her chin with both hands, stared at the old village chief with her big eyes without blinking, and listened very attentively.

The old village chief cleared his throat and was about to start speaking when he glanced at Chen Xian.

"You should also not be idle."

The old village chief reached into his arms with his right hand and took out three round objects, throwing them directly to Chen Xian.

"Help this village chief break it open."

"You can get one too, so your work won't be in vain."

After saying that, the old village chief looked at An Keer and told the story he had made up in a serious manner.

Chen Xian reached out and grabbed the thing that the old village chief threw to him, taking a look at it.

These turned out to be three very strange walnuts.

The first peculiarity is the weight.

Chen Xian held three walnuts as big as eggs in his hands, and they felt heavy.

It was as if he was not grabbing walnuts, but three solid iron balls.

The second peculiarity lies in the shell.

The shell is mainly yellow-brown in color, but there are three or five blue lines on the surface.

The blue lines are unrestrained and their shapes are long and winding, just like unruly water dragons.

The information it contained made Chen Xian's eyes light up in surprise.

Today, he learned something new.

Water Dragon Pattern 6?1 Iron Egg Walnut

Quality: gold

Effect: After eating the pulp, the maximum health limit will be permanently increased by 1000 points.

Introduction: The seventh sister of the old village chief, the seventh son of Emperor Assam, has a special liking for farming and is extremely good at it.

Over the long years, she has devoted countless efforts to farming. Her persistent and hard work has also enabled her to achieve many achievements in farming that are unimaginable to ordinary people.

There are thousands of new varieties of exotic flowers, fruits, magical plants and trees that have been created, and each of them has various eye-opening magical effects.

[Water Dragon Pattern 6?1 Iron Egg Walnut] is one of her works.

Note: This walnut is extremely hard and can only be cracked with a harder substance.

......

The old village chief is really generous in spending money on food that permanently increases attributes.

If these walnuts were to be circulated, players would surely scramble for them.

Such a precious treasure came from the hands of the old village chief's "Seventh Sister". Chen Xian couldn't help but feel a strong curiosity about her.

"However, this walnut will only be cracked open by something harder."

Chen Xian's face looked unhappy. He had a feeling that the old village chief was deliberately making things difficult for him.

With the idea of ​​giving it a try, he placed the walnut on the ground and raised his heavy sword to chop it down fiercely.

"boom!"

Sure enough, after a loud bang, the walnut was safe and sound.

"Hmph! Brat, I'll let you suffer a little first, which will be considered revenge for destroying the thatched cottage just now."

The old village chief glanced at Chen Xian and smiled complacently.

This [Water Dragon Pattern 6?1 Iron Egg Walnut] cannot be broken without platinum-level or above equipment!

He planned to wait until the brat had worked hard for nothing and suffered enough before taking action himself.

"If the heavy sword without a blade can't break it, what about this?"

Seeing that there was not even a crack on the surface of the Tiedan Walnut, Chen Xian was too lazy to continue trying and directly took out the imperial gold-inlaid jade seal.