As a Kobe hater, he was actually teammates with Kobe!

Chapter 96: Defeat sentiment with sentiment, pay tribute to UFO, and fly over cars.

Zhou Ze and Sharapova walked towards the basketball court together, immediately causing thunderous cheers from the fans present.

This scene was beyond the fans' expectations.

Zhou Ze is too cruel.

For the first dunk of the first round, you invited the best active sg in the NBA - Kobe Bryant.

But your second dunk was actually directed by the most beautiful woman in tennis - Maria Sharapova.

The cameraman on the scene focused his lens on Kobe on the sidelines. Kobe's expression was a little playful, as if he was the white moonlight abandoned by a scumbag. However, after his teammates next to him reminded him that there was a cameraman following him, Kobe immediately showed an awkward smile on his face.

at the same time.

The commentator of a certain NBA live text broadcast room in China, [Bu Shi Ge Men], once again imagined the relationship between the two.

"Haha, I knew that Lao Zhou and Sharapova have a special relationship."

"One is a tennis star, the other is a rising star in the NBA. They are a perfect match in the sports world."

"If the two of them can work together perfectly, in time, when their children grow up, the Chinese men's basketball team will definitely be able to compete with the United States!"

Well...

Text live broadcasts in this era are not standardized, and text commentators have more room to express themselves freely.

The commentator [Bu Shi Ge Men]'s remarks instantly made many netizens in the live broadcast room fall into endless reverie.

All of a sudden, fans' replies flooded into the live broadcast room like mushrooms after rain.

"Okay, if Elbow Brother can marry Sharapova, I'll give him 5 and put it in the anchor's account." - A netizen with the ID [小猫喵来吃鱼]

"OMG, if Lao Zhou can marry Sharapova, their children will definitely be invincible. Hehe, if they can have more children, the Chinese men's basketball team may really become the overlord of world basketball." - A netizen with the ID [System No. 9527].

"Hehe, if Lao Zhou's son marries Kobe's daughter in the future, won't he be even stronger? Lao Zhou's grandson may become the true chosen one?" - A netizen with the ID [Gouzi].

A large group of netizens in the live text broadcast room made some inappropriate remarks at this time.

"Dude, wake up. LeBron James and Shaquille O'Neal have incredible bodies, but their sons won't necessarily make it to the NBA. They'll be second-round picks at best."

"Yes, genetic genes are all random, so it's very difficult for a 'super ancestor' gene to appear. Of course, if both parents have excellent athletic abilities, the probability of their children having excellent genes is greater, but it is rare for them to surpass the parents with 'super ancestor' genes."

"Yes. In general, if we want human athletes to obtain a more perfect combination of sports genes, one feasible approach is to increase the probability of linked inheritance. For example, if both parents and grandparents are excellent athletes, then the children are likely to inherit a large number of excellent genes."

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And so on!

Suddenly, a large group of bio-genetic experts emerged in the NBA live text broadcast room, and they were discussing enthusiastically how to make Zhou Ze's son or grandson become the new generation of "chosen one".

This made [Bushikigetsumon], the text commentator, completely unable to understand any of this and was unable to get a word in for a while.

Finally, I can only briefly describe it in words: [Zhou Ze's second dunk. Sharapova passed him a bounce pass. Zhou Ze leaped high, legs slightly raised back, and his whole body was like an eagle, soaring into the sky... Oops... it didn't go in.]

[It can't be helped. After all, Sharapova isn't a basketball player, and this is their first time working together. However, according to the existing rules of the slam dunk contest, this doesn't affect anything.]

[Oh my... Lao Zhou was just that close this time, and he almost dunked the ball from Sharapova.]

Although the dunk failed, the two chatted and laughed... just like a couple in love.

Sharapova and Zhou's third attempt... wow...

With a loud "boom!", Lao Zhou finally completed a powerful one-handed dunk.

[Wow... This seemingly ordinary, no-frills one-arm dunk felt like a tribute to the demigod UFO. After the dunk, one of Zhou's arms went into the basket, leaving Sharapova, who was passing the ball to him, gaping in surprise.]

[Brothers, from my perspective, Sharapova's eyes are almost tearing when she looks at Zhou Ze.]

[The judges of the slam dunk contest are scoring. How many points will they give this shot? ]

【Wow...】

【Incredible, 50 points! 】

【Lao Zhou scored a perfect 50 points for this dunk! 】

[In other words, Lao Zhou's total score in the first round was 98 points.]

Lao Zhou and Xiao Tu Dou tied for first place and advanced to the second round of the Slam Dunk Contest. Unfortunately, Andre Iguodala, who scored 96 points, was eliminated.

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When Zhou Ze learned that he had advanced to the second round, the first person he looked at was not Sharapova, but Kobe Bryant in the off-court.

Zhou Ze raised his eyebrows at Kobe, as if to say, "Hey, brother, it seems that your fame in the basketball world is not as good as that of the beautiful women in tennis."

Kobe immediately understood what Zhou Ze meant and ignored him, turning his head away.

After the competition enters the second round, it is also the final of the slam dunk contest.

Just like the first round, everyone gets two dunks.

In addition, there is no limit on the number of matches.

Nate Robinson dunks first!

He still cooperated with Old Potato, and after failing twice, he completed a crotch-changing dunk and also scored 2 points.

This time, Zhou Ze once again let Sharapova pass the ball and completed a Mr. 360 dunk in the air.

Zhou Ze turned a full circle in the air before slamming the ball into the basket, showing off his extraordinary jumping height. But to be honest, in terms of coordination and sense of airborne stay, Zhou Ze was a little stiff.

But the judges gave Sharapova too much face and gave Zhou Ze 50 points again.

The suspense remained in the second round.

Little Potato Nate Robinson took the stage again to reproduce his "classic" in the slam dunk contest, and it took him 17 attempts to complete the dunk.

This made the Lakers teammates off the court say that Zhou Ze should be stable.

But surprisingly, despite failing 17 times, Little Potato managed to score 49 points thanks to his short stature.

Make sense.

It is really inspiring that Little Potato, who is of average height, can play basketball. It can be said that apart from his height, he has almost no obvious defects. But he failed 17 times and still scored 49 points.

This is unfair to other contestants.

If nothing else, today, Andre Iguodala's dunk performance was really good...

But he was eliminated in the first round.

In the second round, which was the slam dunk final, Little Potato scored a total of 99 points.

This means that Zhou Ze must score 50 points in his next dunk to defeat Little Potato and win the Slam Dunk Contest championship of the NBA 2005-2006 All-Star Weekend.

At this moment, the slam dunk contest scene suddenly became lively.

A convertible sports car, one of Kobe's rides, slowly drove from the backstage to the scene, but the driver was not Kobe, but Sharapova.

Ok!

This was an idea Kobe came up with for Zhou Ze. Originally, he was sitting in the driver's seat and passed the ball to Zhou Ze who was jumping high.

But the arrival of Sharapova made Zhou Ze abandon her.

then...

The most classic scene of this slam dunk contest took place.

After a run-up, Zhou Ze jumped high as he approached the convertible sports car. Sharapova, who was in the driver's seat, made an accurate pass.

have to say...

The athletic talent of the beautiful tennis stars is really good.

After catching the ball in the air, Zhou Ze crossed over the sports car and with a "boom!", he completed a slam dunk that contained the elements of "luxury car" and "beauty".

In an instant!

The fans at the scene were all excited.

There were even many Mavericks fans who came to the scene and called him "MVP".

The exciting moment is coming!

Can Zhou Ze break the previous history and snatch the championship of this slam dunk contest from Little Potato Nate Robinson?

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