As a Kobe hater, he was actually teammates with Kobe!

2010 5 Month 25 Day.

The NBA 2009-2010 season finals were held at the Lakers' home arena, the Staples Center.

The starting lineups of both teams are exactly the same as when they met in the regular season.

The Lakers sent out Rondo, Kobe, PJ Tucker, Zhou Ze and Birdman.

The Celtics are McGrady, Ray Allen, Pierce, Garnett and Kendrick Perkins, who played Zhou Ze in the team's training game.

The announcement issued by the Celtics before the finals obviously touched Zhou Ze's "reverse scale".

Even if Tracy McGrady was used to simulate himself, Zhou Ze wouldn't be so angry, but Perkins... this guy with such good looks actually wants to touch upon himself!

This is simply an insult to myself!

Shortly after the opening, Zhou Ze used his signature move - the meteor dunk. He passed Kevin Garnett in one step, stepped into the free throw line, and leaped directly up, following the defense of Perkins, and completed a popular dunk.

Um...

What is different from the classic scene of Griffin in the previous life is that Zhou Ze does not need others to feed the ball, he can attack with the ball himself.

"Wow!"

"Well done! Zhou!"

McGee on the bench was waving and cheering excitedly.

In addition, he did not forget to say to Jermaine O'Neal next to him: "Brother, look at Kendrick, his expression now looks like the Chinese word - 囧."

After staring at McGee's face for 5.8 seconds, O'Neal said, "Yeah, they do look alike."

The Celtics' defensive strategy tonight was different from last year. They let Garnett defend Zhou Ze, and McGrady, who is tall and has long arms, would leave Rondo open in certain rounds to help Garnett double-team Zhou Ze.

The two players with huge arm spans and the veteran who has reached the extreme desire for the championship have shown unprecedented fighting spirit.

"drop!"

"drop!"

The referee blew the whistle, and Zhou Ze broke through with the ball outside the three-point line. After passing Garnett in one step, McGrady's assist defense was half a beat slow. McGrady was worried that Zhou Ze would rush into the basket, so he had to foul in advance.

"Zhou...his first step...I feel like he is no longer the fastest among the league's inside players!" said Kenny Smith in the TNT live broadcast room.

"What? Mr. Kenny, do you think there is any active player in the league whose first step is faster than Zhou's?" Charles Barkley looked at Kenny Smith as if he were an idiot.

"Idiot! Sir Charles! What I mean is... Zhou now... his first step is the fastest in the league... Even Dwyane Wade's first step is not as threatening as last week's!" Kenny Smith, who has the personality of "Zhou hater", said abnormally, like a buggy program.

Barkley's eyes widened as he looked at his old partner, as if to say, "Dude, don't forget your persona... You're paid for it."

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Less than 3 minutes into the first quarter...

The entire Celtics team paid with 5 fouls...

McGrady once, Garnett once, Ray Allen once and Perkins twice.

The Celtics tried to use fierce fouls tonight to stop Zhou Ze's amazing outside shooting touch.

This method...

This was common in the NBA in the 1980s and 1990s.

but...

This kind of defensive strategy is not very useful for Zhou Ze now.

In addition to Zhou Ze, the Lakers also have...the bloodthirsty Black Mamba.

When the Celtics surrounded and blocked Zhou Ze, Zhou Ze used his excellent passing ability to keep finding Kobe.

Ray Allen, who is defending Kobe, is finding it increasingly difficult to do so compared to last year.

Firstly, Ray Allen is one year older; secondly, Zhou Ze's [Court Commander (Purple and Gold)] can get Kobe into the zone.

"Nima..."

"Can we get in here?"

The Celtics fans in front of the TV were stunned when they saw Kobe make a drifting mid-range shot against Ray Allen's defense.

50 to 68, just three minutes into the second half, the Lakers had already established an 3-point lead.

"The Los Angeles Lakers are just too strong, even though... the Boston Celtics performed very well in the playoffs..."

"In the first round, we defeated the Heat led by Wade 4-1!"

"In the semifinals, we defeated the Cavaliers led by James 4-2!"

"In the Eastern Conference Finals, we defeated the Magic led by Dwight Howard 4-1!"

"The new generation of young stars pales in comparison to the seasoned Big Four."

"This Celtics team has always had the best chance of winning the championship throughout the history of the NBA, but they were really unlucky and faced... the strongest team in NBA history - the Los Angeles Lakers."

"This team won 76 games in the regular season and created the longest winning streak in history - 39 consecutive wins!!!"

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The Eastern Conference champion Celtics held on until the third quarter, and at the end of the first three quarters, they were only 19 points behind the Lakers!!!

But in the fourth quarter, the Lakers only spent 2 minutes to extend the lead to 25 points. The most exaggerated thing is that the Celtics' inside player Kendrick Perkins, as well as substitutes Rasheed Wallace and Big Baby Baron Davis, all fouled out with 6 fouls.

Without the inside defense, the Celtics were completely defeated.

finally!

The whole game is over.

95 to 125, the Lakers won tonight's game with a 30-point advantage.

周泽14投10中，三分球6中4，拿到了50分19篮板3助攻5盖帽2抢断。

Well...

Many fans, upon seeing the game's website push notifications, immediately thought they had miscalculated. 14 shots...how could they possibly score 50 points?

That's right.

The key lies in Zhou Ze's free throws.

Zhou Ze took a total of 28 free throws tonight, making 28 of them, and scored 26 points from free throws alone.

In addition,

After the game, Lakers coach Phil Jackson became furious when facing reporters.

"You can't just ignore fouls because our players are strong... It's okay to ignore some controversial fouls... But why not call such an obvious foul?"

"We will appeal to the League!"

The furious Zen Master directly attacked the three referees tonight.

While 28 free throws is a lot... you know, a big reason for that many free throws is the "Hack-a-Shaq" strategy. However... Zhou Ze, who is incredibly accurate at free throws, also enjoyed an upgraded version of the "Hack-a-Shaq" strategy tonight.

In addition, Kobe Bryant made 18 of 10 shots tonight, 3 of 3 three-pointers, and 8 of 6 free throws, and also scored 29 points!!!