As a Kobe hater, he was actually teammates with Kobe!

Chapter 503: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is Driving Me to Death! Christmas War!

The day after the competition.

The Lakers returned to Los Angeles from Sacramento on a team plane.

The signal on the plane is not good.

To relieve boredom, the players either put on headphones to listen to music, read newspapers, or play mahjong.

"Kobe, we're short one, come on." Zhou Ze invited with a smile.

"No!" Kobe said and closed his eyes.

When it comes to playing mahjong, Kobe is the least interested in the entire Lakers team and even hates it a bit.

At this moment, Kobe's mind flashed with the image of Vanessa playing mahjong with her friends. They were so obsessed with it that he didn't even bother to think about his dream of having four children with her.

to this end...

Kobe Bryant hates mahjong.

"Haha, Zhou, I'm dying of laughter. Those players in the Eastern Conference actually want to rename the Eastern Conference Player of the Week to the Stuckey Award." Little Potato Nate Robinson, who was reading the newspaper, burst into laughter.

Ronnie Stuckey.

Ah!

That is Ronnie Stuckey, who was selected as the "Player of the Week" together with Zhou Ze last week.

But what left him speechless was that his first "Eastern Conference Player of the Week" award did not bring him the corresponding "respect", but instead became a laughing stock among fans.

In yesterday's game against the Boston Celtics, Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce kept using the "Stuckey Award" as trash talk to stimulate Ronnie Stuckey.

As a result, Ronnie Stuckey missed 19 shots and only scored 6 points in the whole game.

"This little guy, Ronnie Stuckey, actually had the audacity to say that he and Zhou are at the same level of players."

“Haha, that’s really funny.”

"Player of the Week was a hot potato for the Eastern Conference players last week, and everyone wanted to throw them away."

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After the Lakers players finished talking about Ronnie Stadler, they turned the topic to this year's Celtics.

"This year's Celtics are even more aggressive than last year. If Dirk hadn't exploded last week and stopped their 23-game winning streak... I really don't know when the Celtics' winning streak would end."

"Yeah. This year's Celtics are even stronger than last year."

"It is said that their team management is still looking for a trade and wants to get an outstanding point guard."

The Celtics' current record is 26 wins and 1 loss.

That's right.

So far this season, the team has only lost one game.

And the reason they lost that game was because of the collective outburst of Dirk Nowitzki and the Mavericks players, who defeated the Celtics.

Zhou Ze, who had just finished playing against "Yao Ji," said, "KG's health is the bottom line for this team. They could win championships many years now, but when they meet us, all they have left is regret."

"Haha, of course."

"The Celtics were strong, but we are stronger now."

"Yes."

Zhou Ze's words immediately made the Lakers players excited.

After the Lakers went through a run-in in November, the team is getting better every day.

What's more, they have the league's top scorer - Kobe Bryant.

There is also Zhou Ze, the recognized number one power forward in NBA history.

next moment.

"Hu cards!"

"Flowers on the bar"

Zhou Ze said with a smile on his face.

"ouch!"

"Zhou, your luck today is simply incredible."

The teammates took out money again and said with sad faces.

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The next two games will be played at the Lakers' home court.

Game against the Washington Wizards.

Zhou Ze saw many new faces.

The Wizards' main player, Gilbert Arenas, only played two games this season and was ruled out for the season.

His favorite little brother, Nick Young, although he has great offensive talent, but the coach still put him on the bench.

The Wizards' defender of Zhou Ze was Antawn Jamison, an offense-oriented player. There was no doubt that he could not withstand Zhou Ze's beating.

Zhou Ze, who easily scored 23 points in the first half, was double-teamed by the Wizards in the second half of the game.

Zhou Ze repeatedly delivered surgical-like passes, causing his assist data to rise steadily.

At the same time, Zhou Ze also made a famous scene of blocking four people in one breath at 9 minutes and 13 seconds in the third quarter.

First, Nick Young took advantage of the screen and cut into the basket without the ball. After receiving the pass from Caron Butler, he jumped on one foot and tried to dunk, but was blown away by Zhou Ze who came out from the side.

Since it was a block from the side and the sprint speed was fast, it was difficult for Zhou Ze to catch the block and hit the basketball onto the backboard.

This was just an ordinary "bronze-level" block!

Jamison picked up the ball under the basket, faked a shot, and then used his footwork to avoid Marc Gasol's long arms and chose to shoot a floater. Marc Gasol could only reach out on tiptoe, unable to block it. But Zhou Ze jumped again and delivered another bronze-level block.

The basketball fell squarely into the hands of DeShawn Stevenson, who chose a half-court shot. Zhou Ze stepped forward and delivered another bronze-level block.

Wizards forward Darius Songaila, whether lucky or unlucky, caught the basketball flying towards him. Facing PJ Tucker's defense, Darius Songaila induced the start and broke through to the basket.

"Snapped!"

A clear and loud voice sounded.

Facing him who wanted to dunk, Zhou Ze jumped up and blocked the shot with great force.

Purple and gold level block!

Instantly, the Lakers' home fans cheered and shouted "MVP" in unison. Birdman Anderson, sitting on the Lakers bench, immediately flapped his wings in a no-fly zone celebration.

At the end of the first three quarters, Zhou Ze's statistics reached 30 points, 14 rebounds, 7 assists and 7 blocks.

Still 3 assists and 3 blocks away!

You can achieve a quadruple-double achievement.

This is intolerable for Zhou Ze, who suffers from "data obsession".

After several deliberate passes to Kobe, Zhou Ze finally reached 10 assists.

But the cap...

Zhou Ze worked hard for the entire quarter, but ultimately only managed 8.

Have no idea!

All the Wizards players were psychologically traumatized by Zhou Ze's block.

No one wants to be the background of Zhou Ze's "Big Four".

After the game, many news media half-jokingly ridiculed Zhou Ze's statistics, which almost drove the obsessive-compulsive fans to death.

Regarding this...

What Zhou Ze really wanted to say was, don’t you know that this is almost driving me to death?

Damn Nick Young!

You said he is strong, let him be strong, I am Nick Young...

Why did they see me rushing to the three-point line and passing the ball continuously?

In fact, Zhou Ze, who failed to complete a quadruple-double, felt more uncomfortable than the fans.

If Sharapova wasn't about to give birth, she would have worn Nick Young's No. 1 jersey tonight!!!

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