As a Kobe hater, he was actually teammates with Kobe!

After more than a month of actual combat and running-in, as well as various gatherings such as mahjong, barbecue, hot pot, etc., the players have initially developed a tacit understanding.

Thanks to the "shared vision" of his teammates, Zhou Ze seemed to have an eagle's eye with 360 degrees of vision.

certainly...

If Zhou Ze is not on the court, the Lakers' defensive intensity will drop a level, but it will still be much stronger than last month.

As for...

The "comedy bits" on the court, well... haven't completely disappeared.

At 3 minutes and 11 seconds in the third quarter, when Zhou Ze and McGee were on the court together, an elbow pass was sent. After McGee received it, he shook it several times as if it were a hot potato, but failed to hold it and eventually made a mistake.

This is Zhou Ze’s fault!

What about McGee...

It also contributed to a famous scene "Air Dunk".

In the fast break, Zhou Ze, who broke through the middle, had attracted the defense of two people. McGee, who followed behind, only needed to follow the normal rhythm, take two steps after receiving the ball, and then he could dunk.

But McGee took off directly from the free throw line...

In the end, he didn't even dunk the basket.

This shot not only made the Pacers' home fans and players, but also the players on the Lakers' bench and the coach on the field couldn't help but laugh out loud.

But at this time, Zhou Ze keenly observed that JaVale McGee, who was dunking the air, lowered his head subconsciously, like a child who had done something wrong.

"Rookie, it was a great shot, but it lacked a little luck. Don't be discouraged." Zhou Ze smiled and touched McGee's head.

Ah!

this moment!

McGee, who seemed to be trapped in darkness, saw two huge stone doors slowly opening, and the dazzling sunlight shone on his face.

"Yeah!" McGee nodded with a smile.

Of course, although the Lakers had many nonsensical mistakes and comedy segments in the third quarter, they still maintained a lead of more than 20 points.

The first three quarters of the game are over.

94 to 65, the Lakers lead the opponent by 29 points.

The game entered the fourth quarter.

Zhou Ze took the court again, this time partnering with veteran Chris Webber in the interior.

The one defending Zhou Ze is Black Yao Ming.

Zhou Ze was furious when he thought that this guy actually dared to say that he was already in his prime, and he asked for the ball directly in the low post.

Hibbert bent down and tried his best to defend.

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

After a powerful attack, Hibbert was hammered into the "mud" step by step by Zhou Ze like a wooden stake.

Zhou Ze came to the basket, turned over to his right back, and after pushing Hibbert away with his strong arms, he completed a domineering shot into the basket with a "swish".

"Hey, rookie, are my steps fancy?" Zhou Ze grinned at Hibbert.

Hibbert: ...

After a brief silence, Hibbert suddenly became somewhat "flattering" and said, "Zhou, you are so strong, how can I possibly defend against you?"

A smile crossed Zhou Ze's lips.

But in the next offensive round, the NBA's free-spirited king - Chris Webber used his gorgeous face-to-face footwork to completely shake off Troy Murphy, attracted Hibbert's defense, and suddenly passed the ball to Zhou Ze under the basket.

After receiving the ball, the latter jumped straight up, raised his hands, jumped vertically, and pressed his arms down!!!

Um...

The NBA has not yet issued any regulations on vertical jumping!

Hibbert's vertical jump rule: Players are only allowed to jump vertically, not perform rotations in the air, and can only raise their hands vertically, not lower them. After this rule was introduced in 14, it put many post-style big men out of work.

Hibbert's downward pressure did have some impact on Zhou Ze's rising momentum, but not much.

"Bang!" Zhou Ze used brute force to push Hibbert's hands away and completed a one-handed slam dunk.

Hibbert, who was being confronted in the air, was knocked to the ground by Zhou Ze's powerful impact.

"OMG!"

"I believe our rookie will never forget this dunk!"

"The force is terrifying."

"yes..."

"After all, Zhou Ze's dunk exerted a force of 190kg..."

"Every time Zhou dunks, it's like two Kobes hanging on the rim at the same time."

"Yeah... Zhou's dunk is more powerful than Shaquille's."

"LeBron's dunk force is 400 pounds, and OKC rookie Russell's dunk force is 385 pounds (138 kg)."

"Not only that, Zhou Ze's angular velocity during the dunk was an astonishing 880 degrees per second, while LeBron's was 800 degrees per second and OKC rookie Russell Westbrook's was 840 degrees per second."

...

...

Hibbert, who was knocked to the ground after being dunked, looked at Zhou Ze in confusion.

this moment!

He didn't understand what he had done wrong?

It is rumored that as long as Zhou Ze is licked during the game, his aggressiveness will be greatly reduced.

But what happened tonight?

I said a lot of nice things.

I also fucked up all the flattery without any bottom line.

But at this moment, Zhou Ze seemed to have drunk cow blood. He became extremely excited when he met him and there was no way to defend himself.

...

...

Hibbert was tortured badly by Zhou Ze.

But "fortunately" the gap has been widened.

With 3 minutes and 20 seconds left in the fourth quarter, PJ Tucker hit a three-pointer from the corner, bringing the difference between the two sides to 39 points.

The Zen master waved his hand and replaced Zhou Ze.

And Roy Hibbert's nightmare finally came to an end.

"Is this the most dominant post player currently in the NBA?"

“He’s simply not a human being!”

Not long after, Hibbert, who was also substituted out, obediently wrapped ice packs around both knees.

Although Hibbert failed to limit Zhou Ze at all...but after leaving the court, his whole body was sore.

It's like someone is outputting it crazily.

As for Zhou Ze...

He played for 30 minutes tonight, and his stats weren't particularly impressive.

38分17篮板5助攻5盖帽5抢断！

Um...

It's just a mediocre big double-double + 5x5.

Currently, Zhou Ze is far ahead in the 5x5 times (regular season).

Including this time, it has reached 9 times.

First place goes to Hakeem Olajuwon (6 times), and second place goes to Andrei Kirilenko (3 times).

The two of them together have as much as Zhou Ze.

...

...

The game is over!

130 is better than 85!

The Lakers beat the Pacers by a full 45 points.

This made the Pacers players dejected after the game.

"It's like a nightmare..." Danny Granger said in an interview.

As soon as these words were spoken, the reporters around couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Of course, the one who suffered the most was Roy Hibbert. His face looked extremely ugly, as if his beloved girlfriend had been snatched away by Paul George.

In fact, Hibbert's statistics tonight were pretty good, 8 points and 8 rebounds, but half of them were obtained when Zhou Ze was off the court.

Of Zhou Ze's five blocks, three were given to Hibbert.

What left Hibbert speechless was...

He clearly felt that he was at a safe distance, but Zhou Ze was able to arrive in time and block his shot.

Although Hibbert's shooting speed is not fast, his shooting point is high. After all, his height of 218cm is not for nothing.

...

...

on the other hand.

In the Lakers locker room.

Zhou Ze led Rajon Rondo, Ron Artest, Little Potato and others, waiting behind the locker room door for veteran "Chris Webber" to come in.

Each person was holding a bucket of ice and water mixture.

Although Webber only played for 20 minutes tonight, he made 6 of 4 three-pointers and easily scored 21 points.

Fans have also been paying attention to his performance of scoring three goals and his feelings after joining the Lakers.

Webber, beaming with joy, entered the locker room...

Wow!

Wow!

Seven or eight buckets of ice water were fired at Weber simultaneously.

"Oh..."

"ouch!"

"ouch!"

As a veteran, Weber was shocked and cold.

While shivering passively, he also made strange noises.

The issue is...

Zhou Ze on the side kept reminding: "Brother, gorgeous...be sure to stay gorgeous!"

“Gorgeousness never goes out of style!”