Players are coming, fortunately I have a time travel simulator

"To be honest, you've been preparing for this war for a long time. You've mobilized all the forces of the Bronzebeard Clan and the Wildhammer Tribe, and you're sitting on the fire dragon Smaug, flapping your giant wings and soaring through the sky."

This war was sparked by an arrow fired from the Wood Elves. Immediately, like a fuse, an army of over a hundred thousand orcs and goblins, mounted on wargs, launched an assault on the Dwarf army. The force was so vast, it seemed as if there was no end in sight. The human and elven armies were equally imposing, their arrows raining down. You noticed that the Dwarf Prince Thorin, whom you had freed, had also appeared in the opposing camp.

[Comparing the forces of both sides, your dwarven army undoubtedly has no advantage. Although the enemy is scheming against each other and has their own feuds, their primary target is unanimously you. This saves you the trouble of searching for them one by one. Pull them all together and attack.]

A large number of Dwarven siege tanks surged forward, rows of Dwarven musketeers behind them raised their weapons. A little further back, Dwarven mortars roared, occasionally firing shells forward. In the air, Smaug flapped his wings and spewed fireballs, while a large number of Griffin Knights and gyroplanes dropped Molotov cocktails, fueling the flames.

[And you sat on Smaug's back, unleashing lightning spells again and again. Large-scale thunder and lightning rumbled and connected into one, ravaging the battlefield. The Arkenstone on your scepter emitted an incomparably brilliant light.]

Then, technology, hundreds and thousands of years ahead of this world, became the deciding factor in the war. In a blink of an eye, the entire battlefield was engulfed in flames and thunderstorms. Finally, when Madoran Bronzebeard and Kadros Wildhammer led the dwarven professionals into the fray, it was the straw that broke the camel's back. Madoran Bronzebeard and Kadros Wildhammer were, to some extent, the skeletal faction leaders of World of Warcraft. Aside from some powerful Maia and Valar, no one in this world could stand a chance against them. With the assistance of Breev Stonefist and Bex, the other four armies were completely routed.

In the end, the orc leader Azog fell at your hands, the elf king Thranduil surrendered, and the dwarf prince Thorin, unable to claim the title Thorin Oakenshield, also died on the battlefield. From him, you seized a ring that looked crystal clear. This breathtaking Battle of the Five Armies ended with your resounding victory. (You earned the achievement: Battle of the Five Armies.) (You earned the dungeon gem: Battle of the Five Armies.) (You earned the epic item: Ring of Thror.)

This ring, called the Ring of Thror, is quite interesting. It's said to be one of the Seven Dwarven Rings forged with the help of Sauron. It will inspire in you a greedy desire for gold and precious things, yet it can also help you amass wealth through various means, driving you to madness and insanity. It's truly fascinating, and you've taken it to your laboratory, trying to analyze why it has this effect.

In August 2785, after winning the war, you and your Pineapple Kingdom became a formidable force throughout Middle-earth. Everyone had to take you seriously. As a result of the war, the last Elven King of the late Third Age passed away, and Thranduil and his elven people became your subjects. In Middle-earth, the elves, besides being immortal, were also unrivaled in the crafting of artifacts and the forging of magical weapons. The Pineapple Kingdom's power was greatly expanded.

Thranduil, the Elf King, was initially reluctant to join the Pineapple Kingdom, but after experiencing the conveniences of electricity and technology, he had no objections. His biggest request was to become the director of the Pineapple Kingdom TV station, as the station's constant broadcast of dwarf bikini shows had severely damaged his spirit.

Although he might be racist, you understand his perspective, as over 70% of dwarven women have a habit of growing beards. After careful consideration, you agree to his request, as elves have a consistently high standard of aesthetics and artistic taste.

[Furthermore, with the development of industry and smithing technology, it became possible to smelt high-melting-point metals. Elven and Dwarven artisans worked together to create a vast array of exceptional weapons. Two of the most impressive weapons were presented to the king, and to you: a sword and a spear. The sword is a replica of the Enemy Fencer crafted by elven artillerymen in the First Age, and even surpasses them. (You have obtained the Epic Gun: Dwarven Hand Cannon.) (You have obtained the Epic Weapon: Enemy Fencer Granri.)]

[Besides this, the happiest news for you comes from the continent of Azeroth. An expedition led by Thomli Maegilas has discovered a Titan relic called the Halls of Origination in the desert south of Tanaris. According to Thomli Maegilas, this relic may be related to the origin of Azeroth and may be one of the most important Titan creations in the world.]

In February of the year 2786, you and your men arrived at the Hall of Origin. The subsequent adventure was extremely thrilling, with precious ancient relics and terrifying automatic defense systems everywhere. In a room decorated with various relics of ancient cultures, there were even two giant arks parked, capable of carrying tens of thousands of people. Once activated, they could successfully take off.

Deep within the ruins, you'll also find countless priceless Titan artifacts, as well as four Titan creations: Set the Magical Puppet, Amune the Life Puppet, Osiris the Dark Puppet, and Ra the Radiant Puppet. And surprisingly, they're alive! As a Yu-Gi-Oh fan, you'll naturally recognize their identities. With the exception of Amune the Life Puppet, they're the prototypes of the Three Mythical Gods. Who would have thought that in another world, they were actually Titan creations?

After a bitter battle, you defeated these four Titan creations and ultimately chose to bring their remains, along with a large amount of data obtained from the Titan ruins, back to Iron Mountain City, devoting all your energy to research.

In July 2792, after six years of research, you finally mastered all the Titan technology you had obtained from the Halls of Origin, and gained the ability to mechanize your physical body. You began to seriously consider transforming yourself into a machine, truly realizing the concept of mechanical ascension while the physical body is weak.

You didn't think long before making up your mind. Starting in January 2793, you began your transformation. You abandoned your dwarven body and transferred it into a mechanical shell that closely resembled your past life. You now possessed the powers of magic, life, darkness, and light. This was only the first step in your transformation.

To further enhance your abilities, surpassing the Maia, the Valar, the Eru, and even the Old Gods of Azeroth, you began to expand your body to accommodate even more power. Two years later, your mechanical body had grown to over thirty meters tall, capable of scaling freely, allowing you to soar through the air and reign supreme over all creation. (You achieved the milestone: Deus Ex Machina.)

After you possessed a mechanical body, your followers finally realized the truth of the Mechanic Daoist doctrine that the flesh is weak and the machine is capable of transcendence. They began to pray devoutly day and night, regarding you as the only true god.

[At the same time, taking advantage of the overwhelming technological gap, in February 2794, you led your army towards Mordor. As the territory of the Dark Lord Sauron, the inhabitants here are mainly orcs, trolls, Nazgûl, and other evil creatures, and the terrain is also very rugged.]