Players are coming, fortunately I have a time travel simulator

"Goddess Jinse, I'm 1 meters tall, can you be with me? We're a perfect match! The cutest height difference!"

"Sinking Star Under the Water, I love you!"

"Black wolf heads! Black wolf heads! (A series of black wolf head icons)"

In this cheerful (??) atmosphere, the eighth issue of "Apocalypse Forecast" officially begins.

The first column of the opening is "Opening Thunder Strike", which replaces "You Draw and I Guess". Two representative shocking shots are selected from the game every month.

This has become the flagship column of "Apocalypse Forecast".

The first shot is of Jinse, who has won two consecutive titles in the "Opening Thunder" column. The material comes from her performance in the subconscious corridor in the power struggle.

By the way, the images in the subconscious corridor look very mysterious, as if they are trying to find out the secrets in the players' hearts, but in fact the principle is a bit like the ads for content that we have searched for on our computers that often pop up on our mobile phones.

For example, if you have searched for certain cosmetics or a certain brand of clothes on your computer, then when you use your mobile phone, the ads that pop up are likely to be for these two things.

The optical computer will first determine whether the player has any famous scenes on the Internet. If not, it will create scenes based on the player's browsing history. This is an open secret among players, and almost all of them use their real names to access the Internet.

In the picture, Jinse is lying on the bed wearing ancient lady's clothing.

As the leading actress of the Deep Blue Club, Jinse is pretty despite being short. People originally thought it was a benefit, but the audience soon burst into laughter.

Two guards came in and grabbed Jinse as if arresting a criminal, shouting:

"Princess, the Eighth Prince asks you to go to the clan residence."

The Eighth Prince? The Imperial Clan House?

While Jinse wanted to cover her face, countless question marks popped up in the audience's heads.

At this time, some people have guessed the source of this outrageous plot:

"Isn't this 'The Evil Prince's Beautiful Abandoned Concubine'? Is Master Jinse also reading this?"

On the screen, Jinse then struggled and asked:

"For what crime does the Eighth Prince want to arrest me?"

The soldier leader's reply made everyone burst out laughing: "A crime? False accusation. Or is it because you're too short?"

The production team used slow motion here and added the image of a groundhog howling, which added a lot of comedy.

There is actually a follow-up plot here, and there are scenes of the Eighth Prince interrogating the Princess and drinking kidney soup. When he saw the Eighth Prince, Brother Tangshan's originally gloating eyes froze.

This Eighth Prince has dark skin and deep nasolabial folds—really, he's the real thing. This is outrageous! Is it my fault that I look like this? Do I always play the bad guys? Is the short girl even human?

Brother Tangshan was shocked and looked at Jinse with a sad face:

"Shorty sister, so this is how you see me. Do I really look like the Eighth Prince? Huh?"

Faced with the questioning from Brother Tangshan, Jinse was so embarrassed for the first time in her life that she dug her big toe into the ground.

"2333, this is what the Eighth Prince is all about."

"I'm a fan of Tang and Song poetry, but I didn't expect the God of Sugar Mountain to be the Eighth Prince. I'm so sorry!"

"Jinse fans are dejected."

Amidst the heated barrage of comments, the second scene began to play. The footage was taken from the second round of the power war.

This time it was Alex's turn to be shocked. Why did it seem as if he was also involved in the opening lightning strike of this episode?

The next second, the ominous premonition came true, and the program directly cut to the scene of Alex swinging the sword of victory seven times in a row.

As an expert among experts, Alex watched Wayne Stewell's videos repeatedly the night before departure, striving to achieve the highest degree of restoration.

Then, when facing the Giant King Lindsay Horn, he swung his sword for the first time, and the angle of the sword, the pace, the degree to which his body leaned forward, and even his calm expression and the curvature of his mouth were all restored 100%.

In the whistling wind, in his powerful voice:

"Light, obey my command and gather here!"

Here, the optical computer made a "puff" sound of deflation and dealt -579 points of damage.

Alex then, with impeccable grace and perfect expression control, swings his sword again and again from various angles, repeatedly dealing four-digit damage. The final scene freezes with him, hands outstretched, watching Wayne Stewell free himself from the Thirteen Restraints and completely dispatch his enemy, his face filled with a look of doubt, for a perfectly comedic effect.

At this moment, all the guests present looked at each other, as if their lungs were pierced, and for a moment they didn't know what to say. Only Shuidi Chenxing was laughing there.

The barrage of comments also began to fill the screen:

"It was a thunderous opening move indeed. Alex wouldn't be nearly as funny if he wasn't so graceful. His flawless movements, perfect expressions, and -579 record nearly made me laugh to death."

"Am I the only one who thinks Jinse's story is the funniest? Princess, the Eighth Prince invites you to visit the clan residence."

"A charge? False. Or is it because you're too short?"

"2333, Jinshen is going to be pissed off by you guys."

At this moment, Jinse sincerely felt the urge to cover her face.

Next, the main film of "Apocalypse Forecast" officially begins.

The principle of "Apocalypse Forecast" is to hit the hot spots directly. It begins by reviewing the current hot spots and focuses on the "Echoes of Doom" which just ended.

There has been a series of excellent works before, but the second half of the series is not over yet. The players' participation and enthusiasm in the main mission of this issue are very high, and they have achieved many outstanding results at the level of demigods.

Here, players have provided many relevant submissions, completing all the events of "Echoes of Doom" from their own perspective.

Zhou Ning nodded secretly at this. From the players' perspective, his own figure loomed large, a bit too large. Coupled with the tragic background music and narration created by the players themselves, the editing transformed it into a tragic epic centered on him, leading the players in an unyielding struggle against the past. The immersion was maximal. Zhou Ning could only say, the more biased editing like this, the better.

After roughly playing the edited player submissions, Pitaya began to ask questions:

"We asked this question last time. Our players have performed exceptionally well in the last two patches, whether facing the terrifyingly powerful Archbishop Edward or battling the Old Ones in Echoes of the End. We've all been outstanding. The Shadow of Death expansion ushered in an era of facing gods, while Echoes of the End is a direct battle against them. So, after these past few patches, who do you think are the most powerful characters in the game? Just name three."

"Also, now that we're in the fourth version of the game, almost all the classes have been finalized. So, looking back, could you guys give all the classes a rating?"

"The first one has to be the God of Creation. There's no doubt about that. His power is obvious to all. The second one is Wayne Stewell. As the protagonist of the game, his power is unquestionable. In subsequent versions, he can even defeat the God of Creation. As for the third one, I think it's the God of War, considering that his profession is also a warrior." Brother Tangshan answered immediately.

"As for class ratings, my opinion hasn't changed. T0 is still the Gunslinger. For T1, it's Warrior, Mage, and Paladin. With the advent of spells, the Meteorologist's lack of damage output has been magnified, dropping them to T2. The only two T3s are Hunter and Rogue. The only T99 is Druid, a class that was ruined by Wayne Stewell."