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Yu Huan suddenly revealed an expression that was uglier than crying.

Speak of Cao Cao and he will appear?

Are you looking for ten actors as strong as bulls? No, don't harm me!

At this moment, a heavy and frosty gaze fell on Yu Huan.

Yu Huan swallowed his saliva and shook his head decisively, "Your Majesty, this is not what I want."

As soon as these words fell, the door of the bedroom was gently pushed open.

Pei Wanyue swaggered in, still yelling, "Sister-in-law, why are you ignoring me?"

The moment her eyes passed over Pei Junheng, Pei Wanyue's body softened and she almost fell to the ground. She had even thought about how she would die.

孽 孽!

How come my brother is here!

How big a mess has she made?

My royal brother wouldn't want to silence me, right?

Just when Pei Wanyue wanted to salvage everything, Yu Huan glared at her unceremoniously, "You look like a cow to me!"

A trace of surprise flashed across Pei Wanyue's dark eyes, "Imperial sister-in-law..."

Yu Huan immediately interrupted her, saying resolutely, "I've retired from acting long ago. I don't like actors, I only like your brother. Please don't say such things again."

Pei Junheng frowned slightly, his dark eyes burning with a quiet coldness, which showed no sign of melting after hearing these words.

He glanced at Pei Wanyue coldly.

Pei Wanyue was also quite clever. She immediately slapped her forehead and said, "Look at my memory. How could I have forgotten that you, the Emperor's sister-in-law, have changed your ways?"

She smiled and bowed to Pei Junheng, "Brother, I suddenly remembered that the Queen Mother asked me to accompany her for dinner, so I'll leave first."

The two of them kept talking back and forth, not giving Pei Junheng any chance to speak.

Pei Junheng was not in a hurry. He stared at them with a cold expression as they sang in unison, and took the opportunity to speak:

"You like taking your sister-in-law out, don't you?"

His deep eyes carried an invisible deterrent force.

Pei Wanyue lowered her head in fear and stammered, "Royal brother, I...I didn't."

"Do you like to cuckold me so much?" Pei Junheng asked again.

Initially, people used the term "green turban" to refer to men whose wives were unfaithful.

Later it evolved into green hat.

This title is too heavy, and if others hear it, they may mistakenly think that the emperor's sister-in-law has committed an unfaithful act.

The emperor's sister-in-law only touched the man a few times, so what was too much?

Pei Wanyue's legs softened, and she fell to her knees with a plop, speaking hastily:

"Brother, the Empress Dowager is innocent and has never betrayed you!"

"Besides, as your imperial sister, how could I want to see you cuckolded?"

"I just mentioned it a little bit. I didn't really mean to take the Imperial Sister-in-law to Zuihuan Tower. I promise I won't mention it again. Brother, will you forgive me this time?"

Facing her wording, Pei Junheng just said lightly, "You said the same thing last time."

Pei Wanyue was stunned: "???"

No, your Majesty, this is too much!

He starts to sabotage others at the slightest disagreement.

Yu Huan couldn't bear to watch it any longer, so he cleared his throat, gently pulled Pei Junheng's sleeve, and said softly:

"Your Majesty, Ah Wan just said that the Queen Mother was waiting for her to dine together. Please don't pursue this matter any further. Let her go first."

Pei Junheng said sternly, "You two are so like-minded, does your mother know about this?"

This guy actually cursed so harshly!

There is really no mercy at all!

Still want to complain to the Queen Mother?

Yu Huan was so angry that she cursed him a hundred times in her heart, but she still smiled and said:

"Then how does Your Majesty want to punish A Wan? If you punish her, you can't punish me."

While speaking, Yu Huan made a heart shape with his hands towards Pei Junheng.

Pei Junheng frowned slightly, "Where did the Queen learn these messed up tricks?"

Yu Huan's eyebrows curved, "This is my way of expressing my love for you."

Pei Junheng was stunned, and his eyes looked at her with some emotion.

Pei Wanyue, kneeling on the ground, blinked slightly, her tone filled with protest:

"Sister-in-law, my life is no longer a life? What do you mean by punishing me but not you?"

"You know, the last time we came out of Zuihuan Tower, I was the victim. My brother rode away with my carriage, and it took me ages to get back to the palace!"

"Not only that, in Zuihuanlou, I told you to calm down, but you kept throwing yourself at Lingren, and I couldn't stop you..."

The rest of the words were not spoken because Yu Huan quickly covered her mouth.

But in the end it was still a step too late.

After all, everything that needs to be shaken has been shaken out.

Yu Huan had a look of pain on her face. "Oh my goodness, did you take a suppository?"

Pei Wanyue was completely unaware of the monstrous mistake she had made. Her curiosity piqued, she asked, "What is a suppository?"

"It's something you can't stop eating once you eat it." Yu Huan explained through gritted teeth.

Pei Junheng's eyes were sharp, and his whole body seemed to be covered with a layer of ice mist, which was chilling and made people shudder.

He dragged out the words clearly, "Keep jumping on the actor?"

Yu Huan raised her eyes and met a pair of eyes filled with anger. She said softly, "I can explain."

Pei Junheng remained silent.

Yu Huan gritted her teeth and told the whole story, "That day I smelled a strange fragrance on them, and I couldn't help but throw myself on them..."

Although she is quite sexy.

But what she said is also true.

If Pei Junheng had not suddenly rushed in, she would probably have followed the actor into another room in a daze.

Pei Junheng stared at Yu Huan with cold eyes and said word by word:

"I will send someone to investigate. If you are lying, you two will never be allowed to step out of the palace again."

Pei Wanyue said aggrievedly, "Royal brother, why are you also implicated in this?"

"Then I'll punish you alone?" Pei Junheng said.

Pei Wanyue was so frightened that she fell silent.

Pei Junheng asked someone to investigate, and he actually did.

Yu Huan didn't dare sit on the chaise longue and stood aside with eager eyes.

Pei Wanyue knelt on the ground cautiously, not daring to breathe.

She should be thankful that she wore knee pads before coming out, otherwise her knees would have been broken after kneeling here for a few hours.

But both of them had their eyes downcast, looking like children who had made mistakes, which was inexplicably funny.

Even Pei Junheng, who had a serious face, couldn't help but curl his lips when he saw it.

But he didn't let himself laugh.

Yu Huan glanced at Pei Wanyue quietly and signaled with his eyes: Are you okay?

Pei Wanyue frowned miserably: Why am I always the one who gets hurt?

Yu Huan: Because you are eager to give yourself up!

Pei Wanyue was speechless.

At the right moment, Pei Junheng's eyes wandered over Pei Wanyue for a moment, and he said lightly: "Take off your knee pads."

"Royal brother, who's wearing the knee pads?" Pei Wanyue looked at Yu Huan. "Is it you, my sister-in-law?"

Yu Huan showed an expression that said, "I'll just watch you perform," and said nothing.

Pei Junheng looked down at her with a stern and intimidating tone, "Do you need me to do it myself?"

Pei Wanyue said timidly, "Royal brother, it's like my flesh and blood. It can't leave me for even a moment."

Pei Junheng's eyes grew colder.

Pei Wanyue sensed that he was raging with anger and muttered, "Okay, okay, okay, you are the emperor, how dare I disobey you..."

After saying this, she took off her knee pads and put them aside.

Yu Huan felt so distressed. Pei Wanyue was a pampered princess. How could she have suffered such an injustice?

It is winter now, and even if there is an incense burner in the hall, it will still be cold to the bone if you kneel on the ground.

After a moment, Yu Huan looked at Pei Junheng with a smile, "Husband, can you please let Ah Wan get up?"

The frost on Pei Junheng's brow faded a little, his eyes swept across Yu Huan's pleading expression, and he opened his lips and said:

"Since your sister-in-law is pleading for you, you can get up now."

Pei Wanyue's eyes lit up, and she quickly stood up from the ground and hugged Yu Huan, "Imperial sister-in-law, I knew you were the best to me!"

Pei Junheng cleared his throat.

Pei Wanyue was stunned, let go of Yu Huan, and took a step back to distance herself from her.

The emperor must be jealous.

He even gets jealous of women. He is so petty.

Of course, Pei Wanyue only complained in her heart and did not dare to say it out loud.

An hour later, the guard came back after thoroughly investigating the matter and reported the truth:

"Your Majesty, the actors and singers at Zuihuan Tower have been using inappropriate perfumes for a long time. If you get close to them, you will lose your mind and even hand over all your money."

Pei Junheng immediately gave the order to wipe out Zuihuanlou.

Yu Huan and Pei Wanyue looked at each other and lowered their eyes silently.

I didn’t expect Zuihuanlou’s means of making money were so despicable.

But it doesn’t matter. Even if Zuihuan Tower is gone, there is still Yuyin Pavilion.

Pei Junheng couldn't cut off their retreat.

After the guards left, Eunuch Liu rushed in anxiously, "Your Majesty, urgent news!"

Pei Junheng glanced at them indifferently and left with a flick of his sleeves.

In the blink of an eye, they were the only two left in the Yangxin Palace.

Yu Huan looked at his back and muttered quietly, "He just left like that? I thought he would order us not to leave the palace anymore."

"Sister-in-law, why don't we ask Mother to allow us to leave the palace?" Pei Wanyue's eyes sparkled. "I heard that a young master named Chu Ming has come to the Imperial Music Pavilion. His singing skills are truly exceptional, and many daughters of wealthy families have lavished thousands of taels of gold on him."

Yu Huan's eyes lit up just by listening. "Action is worse than thought. Go and ask the Queen Mother for help."

"Sister-in-law, it's you who should go." Pei Wanyue's voice gradually became smaller and smaller. "If I go, I'm afraid Mother will just sweep me out with a broom."

She asked why Pei Wanyue suddenly mentioned this matter.

It turns out that they wanted her to take action to deal with the Queen Mother!

Yu Huan gently waved her knuckles on the gauze fan, her red lips moving, "What should we do if your brother catches us and takes us to the opera?"

Pei Wanyue leaned close to her ear with a mysterious look on her face and chuckled softly:

"Sister-in-law, I've already thought of an excuse. Mother's birthday is in three days. Let's go to the Imperial Music Pavilion and listen to Master Chu Ming sing. If his performance is truly heavenly, we can invite him to perform in the palace."

Yu Huan gave a thumbs up, "This is a brilliant plan!"

She has even thought of an excuse. It seems that she has to go to the Yuyin Pavilion!

Yu Huan looked Pei Wanyue straight in the eyes and spoke softly, "Since you've come here specifically for this matter, I can't refuse your kindness. I'll go with you."

Pei Wanyue: "..." The emperor's sister-in-law is really good at pretending! I'm afraid she can't wait any longer, right?

A quarter of an hour later.

Yu Huan and Pei Wanyue got on the carriage to leave the palace.

Pei Wanyue's eyes were filled with laughter, and her eyebrows were flying. "Imperial sister-in-law, I didn't expect that you told the Queen Mother that you wanted to leave the palace, and the Queen Mother agreed so generously!"

Yu Huan closed his eyes and rested.

"Imperial sister-in-law..." Pei Wanyue was like a chirping bird at this moment, making people's ears hurt.

Yu Huan used his trump card, "Say one more word, and we'll turn back."

Pei Wanyue curled her lips, let go of Yu Huan and sat back.

The emperor's sister-in-law really knows how to control her!

Within half an hour, the carriage slowly stopped at the Yuyin Pavilion.

Pei Wanyue and Yu Huan both changed into men's clothes, and using this identity to enter and exit brothels could save them a lot of trouble.

Yu Huan got out of the carriage. She was wearing an ivory brocade robe, her hair tied up with a jade hairpin, and she held a folding fan with a landscape painting in her hand. She exuded the aura of a graceful nobleman.

She did not go in immediately, but reached out to help Pei Wanyue.

Pei Wanyue got out of the carriage, her dark black brocade robe making her skin look even whiter, and her clear and bright eyes flashed with a bit of smartness.

She reached out to cover Yu Huan's hand and jumped off the carriage.

As soon as the two of them stepped into the Yuyin Pavilion, Mother Wang came up to greet them with a smile, "You two young masters look a little unfamiliar, but is this your first time in our Yuyin Pavilion?"

Yu Huan put away his folding fan, pulled out a heavy bag of silver from his sleeve, and asked, "I heard there's a new opera singer here?"

"You are talking about Chu Ming. He is not feeling well and has now rested in the attic." Mother Wang kept her eyes fixed on the purse, not moving away for a moment.

Since she emphasized that Master Chu Ming was resting in the attic, she was testing her sincerity.

Yu Huan raised his eyebrows slightly and raised his purse.

Mother Wang took it steadily in her palm, weighed it a few times, and her smile deepened. "Please go upstairs, my two young masters. I will call Chu Ming to your box to perform for you."

Yu Huan and Pei Wanyue were taken to a luxurious and expensive box.

"Please wait a moment, gentlemen." Mother Wang made tea for them and walked away with her hips swaying.

Pei Wanyue rubbed her hands in anticipation. "Rumor has it that Master Chu Ming is not only a great singer, but also a handsome man."

Yu Huan sipped his tea calmly and glanced at her, "Look at what you've accomplished."

"Imperial sister-in-law, I finally realized that you are really good at pretending!" Pei Wanyue exposed her without any hesitation.

Yu Huan raised his eyebrows but didn't respond.

The door of the box was opened again.

A man in a silver-white straight-collared robe walked in holding a nine-stringed harp.

He was extremely tall, with picturesque eyebrows and eyes, and his ink-black hair was crowned with a jade hairpin. He looked dignified and extraordinary, like an immortal king who had walked out of a fairyland.

But he was wearing a light white veil, making it difficult to see his true appearance.

Yu Huan's expression changed from surprise to vigilance.

Pei Wanyue covered her mouth to prevent herself from making any sound.

Chu Ming put down his nine-stringed zither and bowed to them, "I'm late, please forgive me, gentlemen."

The words are humble and gentle, like the warm spring sunshine, filling people's hearts with warmth.

Before Yu Huan could react, Chu Ming had already knelt beside him and calmly poured a glass of wine. "I will punish you with three glasses."

The action was done in one go, leaving them no chance to speak.

Chu Ming went to pour wine for Pei Wanyue, but accidentally knocked over the bottle.

The wine spilled on Pei Wanyue.

Pei Wanyue exclaimed.

Chu Ming lowered his eyes and apologized softly, "It is my fault that I accidentally soiled your clothes. Please punish me."

Pei Wanyue waved her hand. "You didn't mean it. Don't blame yourself. I'll go change my clothes and come back."

Yu Huan watched Pei Wanyue leave, then his gaze fell on Chu Ming and he spoke softly:

"Master Chu sent Brother Pei away. He must have something to discuss with me, right? But I have a question. Did I know you before?"

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