Xiuxian Work Log

On August 8rd of the Xian calendar year, it was drizzling.

Now I'm going to compose a song for my system.

Dead dust, vampire.

Die and break the dust, Zhou peels off the skin.

Si Pochen, capitalist.

Okay, thank you all for listening.

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The dim room was devoid of light and smelled of dampness and mold. Lin Qingyue walked forward, trying to find a candle to light. Something webbed covered her face. She removed the object from the web. Upon closer inspection, she discovered it was a spider web.

She wasn't sure if there were still spiderwebs on her face. It might be, after all, every step she took, she'd bump into one. Gradually, she grew impatient, and finally, she just ignored it. She ran to the cabinet in Hua Xiangrong's room, took out a candle, and lit it.

The flames shot up, lighting up the room. Lin Qingyue looked up and took a deep breath.

Densely packed spiders were crawling on the walls and ceiling, balls of silk covered the entire room, and in the middle of the bed was a huge ball of silk.

Lin Qingyue pointed at the ball of silk in shock, unable to believe it.

"Pochen, Hua Xiangrong is not inside this cocoon, right?"

Wasn't Hua Xiangrong already at the Great Perfection of Foundation Establishment? She remembered that it had not been long since she left, so how could he become like this?

The data stream of the Dust-Breaking System keeps flying.

"You guessed it right, host. There's no reward for guessing right."

Lin Qingyue carefully poked the callus on the bed with her hand. It felt soft and elastic, like the yoga ball she had used before.

I really can’t imagine that there is another person inside, and it’s her friend Hua Xiangrong.

It's hard not to save it. Lin Qingyue weighed the sword in his hand and gestured on the cocoon where to start.

When she was about to chop down, the Dust-Breaking System screamed and Lin Qingyue quickly stopped.

"Wait! You just chopped it down like that?"

Lin Qingyue was puzzled. "What else? Do we need to do a splitting ceremony?"

The Dust-Breaking System transformed into the shape of a kitten and rolled its eyes.

"If you keep chopping like this, even if you kill Hua Xiangrong, you won't be able to split this spider cocoon. You know, spider silk is very sticky."

"What should I do?"

You can't let her peel it off bit by bit, right? That would take forever.

Such a big cocoon!

The system mall opened, and a pair of small scissors came into view. Lin Qingyue heard the system's "hehe" laughter.

"Look here, the universal scissors! There's nothing they can't cut, except what they don't know! Whether it's steel or iron, they can cut through it with ease! Only one copy available, only 980 points!"

Lin Qingyue was silent, wondering if the system was lying to her.

"Just this for 980 points? You want 980 points for a pair of scissors?!"

She glanced at her balance again and saw 980 points left.

Lin Qingyue suddenly understood.

"I understand. It's not that the scissors require 980 points, but that I only have 980 points."

"You really don't need it? You can cut it in ten minutes with these scissors."

Lin Qingyue's actions proved to it that she didn't need it. Pochen's system watched in his mind as she cut the cocoon with ordinary scissors. When she was hungry, she took a fasting pill. When she was tired, she lay on the cocoon to sleep. As soon as she opened her eyes, she continued cutting. It was as if she wouldn't stop until she had created Hua Xiangrong. Pochen was silent watching.

The one who can make this stingy bitch spend money must be her true love.

It actually thought that she would buy a pair of scissors just for the flowers.

When the last layer of spider silk was peeled off, revealing Hua Xiangrong's peaceful face, Lin Qingyue's eyes were already sore and his body was so stiff that it seemed not his own.

Lin Qingyue fell onto the bed, his sleepiness disappearing, and he drifted off into a deep sleep. Meanwhile, Hua Xiangrong sat on the bed with a slight smile on her face, like a statue.

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After Lin Qingyue woke up, she went to the restaurant to have a delicious meal. She was really tired after going through so many things in the past period of time.

And she really stayed with Xiao Cui in the secret realm for fifty years!

Although she didn't really become an old person, it's still scary, okay?

In places with different time flow rates, if she hadn't reviewed the backup video, she would have to think carefully about the way home.

As for her coming back and Hua Xiangrong becoming like that, it must have a lot to do with his father, right?

Lin Qingyue picked up a piece of fat-and-lean braised pork and took a bite. It was fat but not greasy, soft, glutinous and sweet.

She was not satisfied after taking one bite, so she took another one and squinted her eyes happily.

"By the way, Pochen, we haven't been away for very long, right? How did Hua Xiangrong become like this?"

The Dust-Breaking System wagged its tail with a very satisfying posture.

"Not long, not long at all. Only ten days or half a month. How can it be long? Not long at all."

Lin Qingyue then took a bite of the steamed fish, which melted in his mouth. The fish had few large bones, making them easy to pick out.

"I think tomorrow is Saturday?"

The Dust-Breaking System crouched down with its feet on the platform.

"Yes what's the matter?"

Lin Qingyue said while eating.

"I remember I have two days off a week, right? I haven't had one in the past two months. Logically speaking, including this week's Saturday and Sunday, I still have 16 days of vacation."

The white cat in my mind stood up and moved closer.

"Host, you don't have two days off a week."

Lin Qingyue was shocked.

She saw the white cat in her mind looking at her sarcastically, as if it was very noble.

"Because you are not an employee of our Interstellar Universe Company, you are a dispatched worker, so you don't have weekends off~"

Wrong, it should be lowly.

With a "click", the broken chopsticks rolled to the ground.

Lin Qingyue apologized to the shocked waiter, calmed himself down, and then sat down to continue eating.

"Didn't you say that you Star Citizens don't have to work anymore, and that work is an experience? Why do we still have things like labor dispatch?"

"Shouldn't this kind of thing have been eliminated long ago?"

The Dust-Breaking System blinked and said nothing.

When the Broken Dust system came online the next day, it was discovered that Lin Qingyue had blocked it.

Is there a system failure?

No matter how the Dust-Breaking System appealed, it was not approved.

After sixteen days, the Dust-Breaking System was released. Hua Xiangrong was placed on the table in the front hall, looking like a true Bodhisattva, neither sad nor happy.

Two children were worshipping him under the table, mumbling, "Buddha, please bless me so I can eat candied haws every day." "Buddha, please bless me so I can become a great hero."

After Wen Xiaoshuang finished his greetings, he ran to Lin Qingyue.

"Brother Xiangrong is so amazing that he can create a Bodhisattva that looks exactly like him. I want to do the same in the future and create a hero just like me!"

It’s better not to change this, and Wen Xiaoshuang, don’t change your size at will.

Lin Qingyue smiled.

"Didn't you just say you wanted to go play? Go play quickly."

After the two children left, Lin Qingyue heard the angry voice in his head as expected.

"Why did you block me? And what kind of mess are you doing here? What do you want to do if you're not working?"

"Fuck you, Pochen." Lin Qingyue laughed angrily.

"If it weren't for you being so outrageous, I wouldn't even have memorized the Interstellar Labor Law. If you don't want to be formatted by the Interstellar Court System, then keep on cursing."

“…” The Dust-Breaking System suddenly lost its air like a deflated balloon, and the white cat deflated and turned into a data stream.

Dust-breaking system, known as the "No. 1 working model in the interstellar world":

So how did you memorize Interstellar Labor Law? That book is over 20,000 pages long.