The peerless and dark princess

Mu Wange never imagined that she would one day travel through time. She was originally just an ordinary woman living in ancient times, well-educated, gentle and charming.

It was an ordinary night, and Mu Wange was admiring the moon in her courtyard. Suddenly, a strange light appeared in the sky, and then she lost consciousness.

When Mu Wange woke up again, she found herself in a completely unfamiliar environment. Surrounded by tall buildings, speeding cars, and a dazzling array of high-tech equipment, she looked around in horror, unsure of where she was.

At this moment, Zuo Ci appears. Zuo Ci is a young scientist who specializes in time travel. He senses unusual fluctuations in time and space in his laboratory and follows the clues to find Mu Wange.

Zuo Ci looked at Mu Wange, who was dressed in ancient costume, with surprise and confusion in his heart. But he quickly calmed down and decided to help Mu Wange adapt to this new world.

Mu Wange was full of dependence and trust in Zuo Ci. Under Zuo Ci's patient teaching, she began to slowly understand this era. She learned to use various modern technology products and gradually adapted to the fast-paced lifestyle.

However, Mu Wange's heart is always filled with longing for her hometown. She often gazes at the starry sky at night, silently shedding tears. Zuo Ci sees this and feels heartbroken. He decides to help Mu Wange find a way to return to the past.

During the research process, the relationship between Zuo Ci and Mu Wange gradually warmed up. They faced countless difficulties and challenges together, and their hearts grew closer.

However, their actions attracted the attention of some people, and a mysterious organization attempted to stop their research because they were worried that the time-travel technology would bring unpredictable consequences.

Zuo Ci and Mu Wange had to carefully avoid the organization's pursuit and continue their research in secret. By chance, Mu Wange discovered an ancient book that contained some mysterious clues about time travel.

They continued to explore along these clues and finally found the key breakthrough point. However, just when they were about to succeed, a mysterious organization suddenly attacked and stole their research results.

Zuo Ci and Mu Wange fell into a desperate situation, but they did not give up. Relying on each other's wisdom and courage, they launched a thrilling contest with the mysterious organization.

At the critical moment, Zuo Ci discovered the weakness of the mysterious organization and successfully took back the research results. In the end, they successfully opened the door of time and space, and Mu Wange was about to embark on a journey home.

At their farewell, Mu Wange and Zuo Ci embraced and cried. They knew this farewell might be forever. But they also believed that no matter how time and space changed, their love would remain eternal.

Mu Wange slowly walked into the gate of time and space. In a flash of light, her figure disappeared. Zuo Ci looked at the empty place, his heart filled with reluctance and longing.

But he knew that Mu Wange had returned to her era, which was her destiny. And he, too, would continue to move forward in this era, carrying these precious memories with him.

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Many years later, Zuo Ci is still lost in his longing for Mu Wange. He has made great achievements in his research on time travel, but he still cannot fill the void in his heart.

One day, while sorting through materials in the lab, Zuo Ci stumbled upon a mysterious set of data from his earlier research with Mu Wange. This data seemed to hold some kind of hidden message, and a surge of hope welled up in Zuo Ci's heart.

After studying and calculating day and night, Zuo Ci was pleasantly surprised to find that this set of data actually pointed to another possible space-time channel. He decided without hesitation to embark on another adventure, hoping to reunite with Mu Wange in another time and space.

As Zuo Ci stepped into the new space-time passage, he was struck by a strong light and a dizzying feeling. After an unknown amount of time, he slowly opened his eyes and found himself in a familiar ancient town.

Zuo Ci asked around and finally found out the whereabouts of Mu Wange. It turned out that after returning to ancient times, Mu Wange had been waiting for the opportunity to meet Zuo Ci again.

When the two met again, their eyes were filled with tears of excitement and deep affection. This time, they decided not to be bound by time and space, and to work together to find a way to stay together forever.

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Here are some funny jokes I've created for you, I hope they'll make you laugh:

1. One day, a crab went out and accidentally knocked over a loach. The loach angrily said, "Are you blind?" The crab said aggrievedly, "No, I'm a crab!"

2. A child's parents called him a "dumb bird" because of his poor grades. Unconvinced, the child said, "There are three kinds of dumb birds: those that fly first, and those that refuse to fly because they're tired." The parents asked, "What about the third kind?" The child replied, "This kind is the most annoying. They can't fly themselves, so they lay eggs in the nest, expecting the next generation to fly."

3. One day, a little ant got lost and couldn't find its nest. Very anxious, it happened to see its friend passing by. It rushed over and shouted, "Hey, buddy! How...how do you get back to the nest (to remember me)?" The friend was stunned and asked, "With...with...with a smile or in silence?"

4. A tortoise was injured and asked a snail to go get medicine. Two hours later, the snail still hadn't returned. The tortoise got anxious and called the snail, urging him to come back. He said, "If you don't come back soon, I'm going to faint!" The snail's voice came from outside the door, "If you keep saying that, I won't go."

5. One day, 0 and 8 met on the street. 0 looked at 8 with disdain and said, "You're fat, so what? Why do you need to wear a belt?"

6. A drunk man accidentally fell from a building, attracting onlookers. The police arrived and asked: "What happened?" The drunk man replied: "I don't know. I just got here too."

7. One day, a mother duck took a group of ducklings out to play. As they were walking, one of the ducklings asked, "Mom, what's that thing between our toes?" The mother duck replied, "Webbed feet." The duckling said, "Mom, if you don't want to tell me, then don't tell me. Why are you laughing at me..."

8. An old man went to see a doctor and told him that he had gastrointestinal problems. The doctor asked him, "Are your bowel movements regular?" "Very regular. I have bowel movements at o'clock every morning." "Then what else is wrong with you?" "The problem is that I don't get up until o'clock every morning."

Here are a few new jokes:

1. One day, Xiao Ming asked his father, "Dad, am I a fool?" His father replied, "Fool, how could you be a fool?"

2. A princess kissed a frog, and the frog turned into a prince. The prince knelt before the princess and said, "Thank you for saving me, my beautiful and kind princess. I have one more wish." The princess blushed and said, "Tell me what you want, and I'll grant it." The prince then pulled another frog from his pocket...

3. Person A: "Music saved my life during this flood. Music is so important to me!" Person B: "Oh! Did someone come to save you because they heard your beautiful singing voice?" Person A: "No, when I was being swept away by the flood, my piano happened to float by and I climbed onto it."

4. A man was interning at a mental hospital when a mentally ill patient suddenly chased him with a kitchen knife. He turned and ran until he reached a dead end, thinking he was done for. The patient then said, "Here's the knife, now it's your turn to chase me."

5. The mother said to her daughter, "You must be obedient. Every time you make me angry, I'll grow a gray hair." The daughter suddenly understood: "Oh, no wonder grandma's hair is all gray. It turns out it's because you keep making her angry!"

6. A college student was kidnapped. The kidnappers tied him to an electric pole and asked him, "Tell me, where are you from? If you don't, I'll electrocute you!" The college student replied and was electrocuted to death. He said, "I'm from the University of Electrical and Electronics!"

7. The child was considering the question of "heredity versus environment." The mother interrupted, "That's a simple question. Everyone knows that if a child resembles his father, it's genetics; if he resembles his neighbors, it's environment."

8. One day, a crab went out and accidentally knocked over a loach. The loach angrily said, "Are you blind?" The crab replied, "No, I'm a crab." The loach replied, "Are you deaf?" The crab replied, "I told you I'm a crab!"