A chaotic house, a perfect couple

Zheng Haiyang never expected that after he had just complained about his mother falling into the pit and it was embarrassing, he himself would be pushed into the pit.

If he knew which wicked bastard did it, he would definitely retaliate and let that bastard experience what it feels like to swim in a cesspool!

"Help!"

"Help, help!"

"Anyone?"

"Someone come and save me!"

"..."

There was nothing but silence.

On normal mornings, there are always many people queuing up at the public toilet, but today, perhaps because it is a holiday, no one got up so early.

Zheng Haiyang shouted at the top of his lungs for a long time, but no one came.

Zheng Haiyang: “…”

He was filled with resentment and cursed, "Fuck your mother, you usually run away so quickly when you're just watching the fun, but no one comes to help me! You're all a bunch of selfish, unkind people!"

Of course, the depth of the pit is not enough to drown an adult, but it stinks!

In a short period of time, Zheng Haiyang had smoked several times, and his face was bruised and purple.

The cesspool in the dead of winter was so cold that it penetrated people's hearts, and Zheng Haiyang shivered with cold.

Zheng Haiyang cursed while trying to climb up by himself.

"Pfft!"

Zheng Haiyang: “!!!”

Damn, it’s so slippery all around, he, he can’t climb up!

Zheng Haiyang tried many more times, but each time ended in failure.

It wasn't until Zheng Haihua and the Zhu brothers made a lot of noise and attracted people from the compound to come over.

Everyone came over and took a look, and was very shocked.

"Oh my god! Why did the ocean fall into the cesspool again?"

"Oh my god, this is so dirty!"

"Fuck, what's wrong with this Zheng family mother and son? A while ago, the mother died, and today the son died. Are they so obsessed with this shithole?!"

At this time, Zheng Haihua pointed at Zheng Haiyang, who kept climbing up and falling down, climbing up and falling down, and said with a smile,

"Big Army, Little Army, look, falling into a manure pit is much more interesting than blowing it up, right?"

Zheng Haiyang: “!!!”

Zheng Haiyang gnashed his teeth. "Zheng Haihua! Just wait for me!"

other people:"……"

This is so filial!

This kid really doesn't get beaten enough.

……

Cheng Jiajia and Yu Junsheng also trotted over with the crowd, occupying an absolutely perfect position as soon as they arrived. They could eat the melon while avoiding getting stained by dirt.

When Cheng Jiajia first arrived at the compound, she was shocked to see this kind of thing.

After these few months of living in the chaotic slum, Cheng Jiajia is no longer the same person she used to be.

She is a melon-eater who has seen a lot of the world!

But now she is still shocked when she sees this kind of thing falling into the pit.

Oh shit, I fell into the cesspool again!

This is a rare event that only happens once in a hundred years. Most people may not encounter it once in their entire life. How come she has encountered it once, twice...three times?

Sure enough, sure enough!

The courtyard of the legendary Crouching Dragon and Phoenix is ​​really extraordinary, extraordinary!

Things like this that can shock someone's entire family may just be a small thing in their eyes.

That is, do the Zheng family members have too much connection with the cesspool?

My mother and son take turns here. Could it be that they really have some special hobbies?

Cheng Jiajia didn't understand and was shocked.

Cheng Jiajia chatted quietly with Yu Junsheng.

……

The people above were talking about it.

Zheng Haiyang below was extremely anxious. He waved his arms again and again.

"Help! Help me!"

Everyone was still frowning or whispering excitedly, and no one noticed him.

Zheng Haiyang: “!!!”

Where are the people?! Where are the people?!

Damn, damn, what bullshit are you talking about?

Hurry up and save people!

Hurry up and save him!

He roared, "Stop talking and come and save me!"

Everyone: "..."

Only then did I remember that there was another person in the pit.

Then everyone fell silent and took a step back.

It was very clear that he didn't want to go down.

Zheng Haiyang: “…”

Zheng Haiyang saw all of this clearly from below. He was about to angrily scold these people for having no sympathy, being unhelpful, and betraying the teachings of the Party and the country.

Suddenly there was a sharp cry.

"Son, my son! How are you?! Mom is here!"

Chang Dafen quickly moved her short legs and rushed over like a whirlwind.

She quickly pushed through the crowd in front of her and saw Zheng Haiyang lying in the cesspool, covered in dirt. Her eyes immediately turned red.

She knew how dirty and cold it was in here. How could her eldest son, whom she was most proud of, suffer such hardship?

Chang Dafen howled and wailed, "God damn it, which wicked bastard pushed my son in there?! What a black-hearted bastard! What a beast!"

"My son, you've suffered! Wait, I'll rescue you!"

Zheng Haihua shrank his neck in fear and opened his mouth, but still didn't dare to say anything. He just quietly moved a little further away from his mother.

Chang Dafen didn't notice this.

After she finished crying, she turned around and cursed those who were standing by and watching the fun.

"You are a bunch of cold-blooded, heartless people with no humanity! My son fell down, and there were so many of you, but not one of you went down to save him. You just stood there and watched! Bah! If anything happens to my son, you will die miserably!"

Everyone: "!!!"

What the hell? !

Everyone was immediately displeased. "Aunt Chang, how dare you talk like that? Why should we go down and pull your son? This thing is so dirty. If it stains our clothes, are you going to compensate us?"

It's obvious that Chang Dafen, a stingy shrew, would not pay any compensation, and she probably wouldn't even help them wash it.

Who would be willing to save people if there is no benefit in return?

"And these two kids in your family love to jump into the pit. Who knows if they'll do it again after we poop this time?"

No one wanted to pull Zheng Haiyang. One reason was that they were afraid of getting their clothes dirty. Another reason was that this had happened to them once, twice, and three times, and everyone was really annoyed.

Although this excitement is beautiful, it has a taste.

Every time someone from their family fell in, a certain smell would linger in the compound for several days.

How disgusting!

I can only say that it was a good thing that it wasn’t hot weather, otherwise the whole compound would have suffered.

Someone echoed, "That's right, that's right! You should learn a lesson. Otherwise, your family really thinks the manure pit is a good place, playing there every few days. Who can stand it?"

Everyone: "..."

The corners of everyone's mouth twitched speechlessly. God is playing in the cesspool, you are such a talented person!

Chang Dafen's face darkened, and he glared at the speaker, Ma Gaosheng, and cursed:

"You're the one playing in the shithole!"

"Your whole family is playing in the cesspool!"

Ma Gaosheng immediately hugged his chest warily, took a few steps back, and said in panic, "You, you, Aunt Chang, what are you doing? I know I'm handsome, but are you thinking of me again? I'm telling you, I'm not interested in an old woman like you. Don't even think about doing anything inappropriate to me again, or I'll really sue you for being a hooligan!"

Everyone laughed and looked at Chang Dafen and Ma Gaosheng with ambiguous eyes.

Chang Dafen: “…”

Damn, why are you bringing this up again!

You can't make it, right?

This is definitely Chang Dafen’s dark history, the kind that makes people turn their faces black whenever it is mentioned.

She spat heavily, "Bah! I can't stand an ugly thing like you!"

"Yes, yes, whatever you say is what it is!" Ma Gaosheng looked as if he was saying, "You are right, you are not wrong, I don't want to argue with you."

Chang Dafen: “!!!”

Chang Dafen was angry again.

Ahhhhh!

Why is this bastard so cheap?!

Chang Dafen was so angry that she almost forgot why she came here. She just wanted to roll up her sleeves and have a good fight with that bitch Ma Gaosheng.

At this time, someone suddenly said, "Aunt Chang, you have so many people in your family, are you still worried that you can't pull your son out?"

Then she remembered that her beloved eldest son was still in the pit.

Zheng Haiyang: “!!!”

Finally, finally!

Finally someone remembered that he was still down there!

Woo woo woo, this is so not easy!

Chang Dafen's eyes immediately turned red, and she began to cry again, "Son, I'm sorry for you. If you hold on a little longer, I'll call someone to pull you up!"

How could an old lady like her pull her son, a strong young man?

Of course I have to find someone else.

Chang Dafen looked around but couldn't find Zou Qianjin, who helped her last time.

I don’t know why this old guy didn’t come.

If only he were here, I could just go find him.

Anyway, he is in charge of the courtyard, so how can he not care about the residents?

Chang Dafen frowned and could only shout at the top of her lungs, "Haicheng, Haicheng? Go borrow a rope to pull your brother up!"

"Qiubai, Jiang Qiubai! Come quickly, pull your man up!"

What a bunch of selfish people, they refused to help, so she could only turn to her family.

It is said that Zheng Haicheng and Jiang Qiubai, the uncle and sister-in-law who have always been at odds, are now living in peace with each other in a rare occasion.

The two of them were hiding far away and neither of them said anything to the other.

After hearing Chang Dafen's shout, they could no longer hide and had to come out.

No matter how reluctant Zheng Haicheng was, or how much he disliked the slovenliness, how could he remain indifferent when his own brother fell into the cesspool in public?

He still wanted to find a job, so he had to be careful about his reputation. He could only suppress his unhappiness and go to borrow the rope.

Jiang Qiubai also disliked it, but then he thought that this was a good opportunity to show himself.

Recently, my mother-in-law has been staring at my belly and making sarcastic remarks about me whenever she has the chance. If I had contributed to saving Brother Haiyang, my mother-in-law and Brother Haiyang would not express their gratitude to me, but they would definitely not push me so hard.

Thinking of this, Jiang Qiubai immediately showed great enthusiasm. Seeing the rope coming, she took it and ran forward, shouting:

"Brother Haiyang, I'm here to save you!"

It's like a worried wife trying to rescue her trapped husband.

The picture was very beautiful, but the result was not what she expected.

With a "swoosh", Jiang Qiubai slipped.

She screamed, "Ah!"

"puff"

The excrement splashed everywhere.

"Oh my God!"