A chaotic house, a perfect couple

By the way, why did Chang Dafen fall into the toilet again?

This has to start with Zheng Haihua.

Just now, Cheng Jiajia said that she heard Zheng Haihua going to blow up the toilet, which was actually partly true. Zheng Haihua followed the two Zhu brothers and was indeed going to blow up the toilet.

But it wasn't to blow up any female ghost.

Instead, Zheng Haihua had heard the two Zhu brothers say many times that it was fun to blow up manure pits in the countryside, and it would be even more fun if they could blow the dirt off other people.

All the naughty kids in the world are the same. Zheng Haihua was envious of what they said and had been fascinated by it for a long time. He had long wanted to give it a try.

It just so happened that there were some leftover firecrackers from the Qin family’s wedding today. Zheng Haihua picked up a few and took the two brothers from the Zhu family to go over and give him some pointers.

These kids were smart and knew they couldn't tell the adults about this, so they slipped away while everyone was at Qin's house.

When Chang Dafen came over, the three children were squatting outside the public toilet, whispering to each other about how to give someone a big blow when no one was paying attention, preferably the kind that would get them all covered in it.

Chang Dafen listened and glared at the two little bastards from the Zhu family. They were the ones who led her Haihua astray!

Otherwise, why would her son, who was so well-behaved, come over and blow up the toilet?

Chang Dafen said angrily, "Haihua, Haihua, come back with me!"

Zheng Haihua refused to do that. He hadn't experienced how exciting it was to blow up a toilet yet. "Mom, wait a minute, let's go back after we blow up the toilet. Remember to save the food for me, don't let anyone steal it!"

He knew that the Qin family in the third courtyard was marrying a new daughter-in-law today, and there would be a lot of meat and dishes, and he must eat them.

Chang Dafen was furious. "Ugh! You little brat, you're still thinking about food. Why are you blowing up the toilet? Get back here right now! Do you hear me?"

Zheng Haihua stiffened his neck and yelled, "I won't, I won't! I'm going to blow up the toilet, I'm going to blow up the toilet!"

Chang Dafen was furious and walked up to Zheng Haihua to twist his ear and drag him back.

But Zheng Haihua's small body was very agile, and he slipped out from under her arm and quickly got into the men's restroom.

The naughty kid was still sticking out his tongue and making faces at Chang Dafen at the door, "Lululu, you can't catch me, you can't catch me!"

Chang Dafen was so angry that she jumped up and down and cursed, "You stupid kid! You have no sense!"

"You bastard, get back here! Is this the place where you can mess around?!"

Ever since the rumor of a female ghost taking lives spread, many adults have been scared when they come to this toilet. This dead kid is really ignorant of the world and dares to act wildly here.

"I won't reply, I won't reply!"

Seeing that Zheng Haihua had already gone into the toilet, Chang Dafen was afraid that her beloved son would do something stupid and anger the female ghost in the toilet, so she stomped her feet and followed him in in a hurry.

What a coincidence, someone was peeing in the men's restroom. It was none other than Ma Gaosheng from the front yard.

Ma Gaosheng had deliberately put some water in his mouth before the meal started, so that he could save some food for drinking to his heart's content at the banquet later.

Who knew someone would break in while I was peeing?

Ma Gaosheng didn't care about the noise outside. He was feeling relaxed, but ended up watching Chang Dafen rush in.

Ma Gaosheng was so scared that he trembled and quickly stuffed the thing back into his crotch without having time to hold back his urine.

"Oh my god, you're a hooligan, you're a hooligan!"

"Fuck your grandma!"

Chang Dafen was already furious at the moment, and hearing him yelling and shouting made her even more annoyed, so she cursed back.

"What are you doing? What are you doing?!"

Ma Gaosheng didn't even have time to fasten his belt, and looked at Chang Dafen angrily and warily.

"Aunt Chang, what are you doing in the men's room?! Let me tell you, I know I'm good-looking, have a good job, and am very popular with female comrades, but I don't have any feelings for an old woman like you! Even if you saw my body, I wouldn't do anything to you, so don't dream on!"

Chang Dafen: “!!!”

Even the shameless Chang Dafen was stunned by his shamelessness.

Nonsence!

Damn, who wants to look at that ugly black thing?

She even dislikes dirty eyes!

What the hell?!

She angrily said, "Who is looking at you? Who is looking at you? What is there to look at, a black and ugly enoki mushroom like you?! I haven't even blamed you for dirtying my eyes!"

Ahhhhh!

Sure enough, sure enough, she did see it!

This old shrew really has evil intentions towards handsome me!

Ma Gaosheng was so ashamed and angry that he pointed at Chang Dafen and spoke in a trembling voice.

"You, you, you still say you haven't seen it?!"

"I knew it, I knew it! I knew you had bad intentions towards me! Tell me, have you been spying on me outside for a long time?! You pervert!"

Ma Gaosheng could have his own affairs outside, but he couldn't accept being seen naked by a slovenly old lady. He felt dirty! Dirty!

Ahhhhh!

Wait, something seems wrong!

Ma Gaosheng reacted immediately and said angrily, "You are the Enoki mushroom, your whole family is Enoki mushroom! I am so majestic! Otherwise, an old widow whose husband died would peek at me?!"

Chang Dafen immediately jumped up and spat, "Ugh! You're like a hot chili pepper hanging on a tree, you have no sense at all! And you're still peeking? I don't even want to see you?! What do you have to show me?!"

Her son is not so useless!

Ma Gaosheng was furious: "You are the chili pepper! Your whole family is chili peppers!"

Ahhhhh!

Damn it! Damn it!

This old bitch is such a bitch!

Ma Gaosheng's face turned red, his chest heaved with anger, and he looked like he was about to explode.

It doesn't stop there.

Chang Dafen was afraid that he was not angry enough, so she deliberately pinched her little finger with her thumb and made a "ding" gesture.

She spat with contempt, "You only have that little bit of stuff, and you have the nerve to show off! And you're plotting something bad against you? Bah! I don't like anyone else, but you! You're just a piece of shit!"

It is not very harmful and extremely insulting.

Ahhhhh!

"Bitch! You bitch! You deserve a bad death!"

Ma Gaosheng's defense was immediately broken. He was not a man who followed the rules. He could no longer bear it and kicked down with a "bang".

I originally thought that this kick would definitely fall on Chang Dafen.

Unexpectedly, this skinny old lady was surprisingly quick-eyed and quick-handed. She slid and dodged.

Ma Gaosheng: “!!!”

Chang Dafen twisted her body left and right, "It's just a little thing, you can't hit it, you can't hit it! Lulululu!"

Ma Gaosheng stared at the man and panted like a cow.

Ah! How could this old bitch be so mean! Why doesn't she just die!

Seeing this, Chang Dafen looked proud and felt very happy.

You little brat, still playing with her!

As the saying goes, excessive joy leads to sorrow, and there is some truth to this.

It's too late, but it's soon.

Just when Chang Dafen was making Ma Gaosheng so angry that he was fuming,

She tripped and slipped with a crisp "plop" sound.

Chang Dafen fell into the cesspool again in a magnificent manner.

And it wasn't like last time when he just stepped lightly, but his whole body fell in.

Ma Gaosheng: “!!!”

Ma Gaosheng widened his eyes in shock, and then quickly burst into laughter.

"Damn it, retribution, retribution!"

What a fucking pleasure!

Finally he got some relief!

Chang Dafen: “!!!”

Ahhhhh!

Chang Dafen looked terrified.

"Gudong" "Gudong"

"Help, help!"

"Ma Gaosheng, save me!"

Ma Gaosheng sneered, "No one's going to die anyway. You old bitch, your mouth stinks like a cesspool, so just stay in there!"

After he said that, he ignored Chang Dafen and walked out.

This old shrew was so dirty, he had no interest in saving her.

At most he would just say something to her family and that would be considered kind!

As for the naughty kid Zheng Haihua, he had already sneaked away when his mother started arguing with Ma Gaosheng. What a filial child he is!

……

When the news that Chang Dafen fell into the cesspool reached the compound, the entire compound was shocked.

"Ah, this, this, why did Aunt Chang fall in again?"

"Oh my, how come it fell in during someone's wedding?"

"Oh my God, this person must have some special hobby, right?" The person with a big imagination couldn't help but imagine.

Well, I have to say, it’s indeed a very imaginative idea.

Everyone looked at the man speechlessly.

……

Falling into a cesspool was no more serious than any other incident involving an old lady or young wife. Zou Qianjin rushed to the scene immediately after hearing about it.

The weather was cold now, and he was afraid that people would freeze to death inside. If something happened, it would be his responsibility as the head of the yard, so Zou Qianjin ran very fast, which was not like his usual "late" style at all.

When I got to the public toilet, I was surprised!

Circles of people gathered at the door of the men's restroom, watching Chang Dafen struggling in the pit, but no one stepped forward to rescue her.

Zou Qian exclaimed, "What are you still standing there for? Hurry up and save them!"

Uncle Zou usually has quite a bit of prestige in the courtyard, but this time, not only did everyone not listen to him, they all took a step back.

Zou Qianjin glared, "What? What are you doing? Do you still have any neighborliness?!"

Everyone smiled awkwardly and took another step back.

Oh my god, this is a cesspool, a cesspool!

Who dares to come forward?

Aren't you afraid of getting covered in that stuff?!

What's the point of neighborly love?

Do they have that thing with that old shrew Chang Dafen?

Zou Qianjin: "..."

Someone's eyes lit up, "Where's Aunt Chang's daughter-in-law? Let her come! And Zheng Haicheng, we can't just let them sit there and watch while we do the work, right? They're family, they definitely can't stay out of this!"

"Here it is! Here it is!"

Jiang Qiubai, who was hiding in the crowd, was suddenly pulled out, and everyone's eyes fell on her.

Jiang Qiubai felt like he was being roasted on fire.

I could only smile awkwardly and walked forward, "I don't know where Haicheng has gone. Uncle Zou, I can't pull my mother out by myself, so I have to trouble you to help find two more neighbors."

No matter how unwilling or disgusted she was in her heart, this was her mother-in-law, and once she was discovered, she would not be able to escape no matter what.

Zou Qianjin took a look and immediately moved away, looking at the sky and the earth but not at him.

he:"……"

Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, "Go find a hemp rope. Your Aunt Hao, I, and you, the three of us will pull it!"

Jiang Qiubai quickly found a piece of hemp rope from the house.

She, Zou Qianjin and Aunt Hao worked for a long time before they finally pulled Chang Dafen up.

All three of them were covered in varying degrees of dirt.

Jiang Qiubai smelled the stench and felt nauseous. His face turned pale and his impatience with his mother-in-law deepened.

What are you doing in the Running Man restroom? Can't you just stay in your seat?

My mother-in-law doesn't appreciate the feast that she can't even eat even though she wants to.

Jiang Qiubai was very unhappy.

Suddenly, a stinking wind blew over.

The expressions of the onlookers changed to varying degrees.

Guan Ailian covered her nose and stepped back repeatedly, saying in disgust, "Aunt Chang, why did you fall in again? Could it be that you really have a special liking for this cesspool like they say?"

Oh, this is so shameful! She is so unlucky to have such a person as a neighbor!

Everyone: "..."

God has a soft spot for me!

I can hardly hold back my laughter!

After Chang Dafen came up, she immediately regained her usual aggressiveness. She pouted and cursed, "Bah! I don't like it! It's Ma Gaosheng, Ma Gaosheng, you little bastard, come out here!"

"I just accidentally glanced at your little hot pepper, and you kicked me into the cesspool, you black-hearted thing!"

Everyone: "!!!"

Everyone opened their mouths in shock.

What the hell? !

There are so many elements in Chang Dafen's words that it is difficult for everyone to digest them all at once.

Was it Ma Gaosheng who kicked her into the pit?

Oh no, Chang Dafen saw Ma Gaosheng’s little hot pepper?

Oh, no, no!

Ma Gaosheng is actually Little Pepper?!

I slowly digested the amount of information in it.

Now, everyone's mouths were wide open enough to fit an egg.

He stared at Ma Gaosheng with eyes that seemed to want to burn a hole in his crotch.

Ma Gaosheng, who was hiding in the crowd: "!!!"

Ma Gaosheng swore that he had never been so embarrassed!

His face flushed red as he glared at Chang Dafen, shaking with anger. "Who is Chili?! Who is Chili?! Huh?"

"You old bitch, you hid in the bathroom and spied on me. After I sternly rejected you, you slandered me when I couldn't get what I wanted!"

"She just wanted to take advantage of me because I'm young and pretty. What an old scoundrel she is!"

What, what the hell? !

Everyone was shocked again.

Chang Dafen had bad intentions towards Ma Gaosheng and went to the bathroom to spy on him?!

Oh no, the point is, Chang Dafen likes young guys?!

I never realized that Aunt Chang liked this before?

Everyone immediately looked at Chang Dafen with a strange look in their eyes.

All the young men in the yard felt a chill on their backs and suddenly felt that they were in danger. What should they do?

The male comrades present all took a few steps back tacitly, moving away from Chang Dafen.

They don't want to be targeted by this old shrew, it's so disgusting!

Chang Dafen immediately jumped up and down, howling, "Bah! How could I be interested in a black, ugly enoki mushroom like you?! Don't flatter yourself!"

Slandering myself for liking this ugly thing is equivalent to insulting my own personality, Chang Dafen will never allow it!

Although she has no personality, she just won't allow it!

"You, you shrew! You old rascal! You're talking nonsense!"

Ma Gaosheng was so angry that his face turned red and his neck became thick after being exposed in public, but he refused to admit that he was an enoki mushroom, nor did he admit that he was black and ugly.

He is so handsome, okay?

"What nonsense am I talking about? You didn't kick me?! Or are you not the ugly black enoki mushroom?!"

"I don't care. You, a black-hearted man, kicked me into the cesspool and ruined all my clothes. You have to pay me compensation!" After talking for a long time, Chang Dafen finally showed her fangs.

Ma Gaosheng sneered, "Bah! You fell in there yourself! You want me to pay you back? Dream on!"

He was right. Chang Dafen fell into it on her own, so he would not pay compensation.

As he spoke, he suddenly changed the subject and said, "You old bitch saw me naked. Even if there is compensation, it should be paid by this old bitch!"

"Hurry up, fifteen dollars!"

Bao Dayan had to pay five dollars for taking advantage of Zheng Haiyang, but she was seen naked by this old shrew, so she must pay more!

Chang Dafen: “!!!”

Her eyes widened in shock, unable to believe what she heard.

How could there be someone in this world who is more shameless than me?!

I just accidentally glanced at his little hot pepper, and I asked her to pay for it?!

Is that what she wanted to see?!

Is that what she likes to watch?!

Why should she pay compensation? !

Why? !

Chang Dafen jumped up and howled, "Ah! Your ugly thing has dirty my eyes and polluted my pure heart. You should pay the money!"

After saving the man, Zou Qianjin, who had just taken a breath, came to his senses and heard such a shocking conversation.

Zou Qianjin: “!!!”

He touched his bald head with a look of pain. What a miserable life he had! What a miserable life he had!

How did he end up with so many weirdos?

Ahhhhh!

He doesn't want to work in this shabby hospital for even a day!