A chaotic house, a perfect couple

Cheng Jiajia felt that she might really be possessed by something. Why did she always have to listen to such inappropriate things for children?

Last time it was fine, there were only two young people, and they didn't do anything too outrageous. But this time, two old men and an old woman came directly to her, and they got straight to the point without saying a few words!

I was also forced to listen to a live pornographic video that I didn't want to hear.

Cheng Jiajia: “!!!”

I just want to spend a lot of money to buy a pair of ears that I have never heard of!

Although she had long known that Qin Weimin was not as honest and simple-minded as he appeared, Cheng Jiajia had never expected that he could play so many tricks with Bai Zhenzhu. It was so annoying.

Cheng Jiajia shook her head violently, to the point where she got goosebumps just thinking about it.

Seeing Qin Weimin taking a few cautious steps and about to come over to check, Cheng Jiajia felt very regretful.

Just eavesdrop, why didn't she just spit?

Ugh! It must be because they are too greasy and disgusting. It’s not my fault!

Outside, Bai Zhenzhu's voice was filled with worry, "Brother Qin, have we been discovered?"

Qin Weimin comforted the frightened Bai Zhenzhu and assured her, "Don't be afraid, my dearest Pearl. I'll go see who's been eavesdropping and beat him up so hard he won't dare tell anyone about us!"

Cheng Jiajia, who was not very smart: "..."

Okay, okay, you really want to disgust me, right?

Are you still trying to make trouble for her Yu Junsheng?!

Cheng Jiajia felt that she was a very vindictive person. Since she was disgusted, she naturally couldn't be the only one frightened.

So, she decided to give this pair of middle-aged wild mandarin ducks who were playing with flowers a little shock.

……

By the way, ever since Aunt Yan angrily exposed the relationship between Bai Zhenzhu and Qin Weimin some time ago, everyone in the courtyard looked at them with meaningful eyes. In order to avoid suspicion, this middle-aged wild couple has not met for a long time.

Today I found a rare opportunity to have a tryst late at night, so naturally I pounced on her as soon as we met, and brewed some sauce to relieve my longing for her.

Who would have thought that someone would suddenly make a sound in the quiet public toilet.

Both of them were startled.

Although Qin Weimin looked confident when he comforted Bai Zhenzhu, he was actually very panicked inside.

If this is discovered, it would be considered hooliganism. Not to mention whether you can get in or not, your work will definitely be affected.

Qin Weimin quickly took a few steps forward, looked around, and shouted in a low voice, "Who?! Come out now!"

Under the moonlight, it was pitch black all around, with no one in sight. The silence was so disturbing that it made people feel uneasy.

"who is it?!"

A gust of north wind blew, and the dead leaves on the trees rustled.

Although feudal superstitions are being cracked down on all over the country, the older generation grew up in such a special environment after all, and they all have some belief in these gods and ghosts ingrained in their bones.

Bai Zhenzhu and Qin Weimin were even more sensitive at this time because they felt guilty.

Suddenly, a faint female voice came from far away, sometimes close, "嘤嘤嘤...嘤嘤嘤..."

Bai Zhenzhu immediately felt a chill on her back.

She said in a panic, "Brother Qin, did you hear any strange noises?"

Qin Weimin was also panicking, not knowing whether to comfort Bai Zhenzhu or himself, "It's okay, don't scare yourself. We've been here many times, there's nothing here."

"I must have heard it wrong, I must have heard it wrong!"

“Wuwuwu… Wuwuwu… I died such a miserable death…”

"I'm so miserable..."

Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes again!

The two looked at each other, held their breath, and their heartbeats accelerated.

Bai Zhenzhu grabbed Qin Weimin's arm tightly.

Her face was pale, and her lips trembled. "What the hell is this?"

Qin Weimin stammered, "It must be an auditory hallucination! It must be because we didn't get enough rest that we have hallucinations!"

I've never heard of ghosts around here before. They must have been too nervous and heard it wrong!

"Plop" "Plop"

Each other's heartbeats were clearly audible.

“Ohhh… Ohhh… I died such a miserable death!”

The two of them were so frightened that they hugged each other and screamed, "Ghost, ghost!"

The woman's voice suddenly said sinisterly, "You two dogs and bitches, you actually did this kind of dirty thing on my territory. You must be tired of living!"

Their faces turned pale in an instant.

Qin Weimin trembled as he explained, "Great Immortal, Great Immortal, we have no intention of offending you. Please forgive us..."

Before he finished speaking, the woman suddenly sobbed, "Wuwuwu... My husband was having an affair with another woman and that's why he killed me..."

Then he suddenly became furious, "You two bastards, pay me with your lives! Die!"

As the words fell, Bai Zhenzhu and Qin Weimin felt a sudden pain in the groin.

He fell to his knees with a "plop".

"Ahhh! Ghost!"

Bai Zhenzhu screamed and didn't even care about her mandarin duck. She ran away at a speed faster than a rabbit.

"Oh, Pearl, Pearl, wait for me, wait for me! Ah! I'm scared too!"

Qin Weimin suppressed the fear in his heart and chased after him, panting and stumbling.

She ran away, he chased her, but she couldn't fly.

The two of them disappeared in a flash.

Cheng Jiajia put down the hand holding the stone, cleared her throat, and kept her achievements and fame to herself.

How about it, unforgettable enough, right?

I believe that in the near future, these two will not dare to have an affair behind the toilet!

This is really a good thing for the nearby residents. They no longer have to be scared by greasy attacks when they poop in the middle of the night.

Cheng Jiajia glanced at the blue bricks on the wall that she had crushed, and felt deeply moved. She was really worried about the purity and health of everyone's hearts.

She is such a good person!

She absolutely did not do this for revenge.

……

The next morning, while washing up, Cheng Jiajia heard Old Lady Zhu and others in the front yard complaining, "Oh, I don't know what was going on outside last night. It kept me awake all night."

Liu Xiaohong quickly joined in, and she said excitedly, "I know, I know!"

He whispered mysteriously, "It was a man and a woman yelling about ghosts and stuff. There was also a woman crying and saying she was killed and wanted compensation for her life. And then there was something else, 'You bastards, prepare to die!' I woke up in the middle of the night last night and heard it clearly. It was right near the alley by the public toilet!"

The aunts who heard this were shocked:

"Oh my, so mysterious!"

"Why does it sound a bit creepy to me?"

Suddenly Cheng Jiajia exclaimed, "Oh, Aunt Bai, why are you so pale? Did you not sleep well last night?"

Everyone's attention immediately turned to Bai Zhenzhu's face, and they saw that her face was pale, with large dark circles under her eyes.

Everyone was shocked. "Oh my god, it looks like a ghost has sucked the energy out of it!"

Bai Zhenzhu smiled awkwardly, "I'm a light sleeper. I wake up when there's a little noise outside. I can't sleep because of the noise."

"Aunt Bai, can you hear it in the Third Hospital? That's a really loud noise!"

Someone else exclaimed, "Hey, Lao Qin, why do you look like you haven't had a good rest?"

Everyone looked and saw, wow, this guy also had two big dark bags under his eyes.

The two middle-aged and elderly wild mandarin ducks suddenly froze, fearing that everyone would discover something.

As a result, the aunties didn't think about it at all, and just exclaimed, "This ghost is so noisy, it must be very powerful!"

The two men breathed a sigh of relief.

Cheng Jiajia smiled secretly. She didn't want to say it explicitly. She just wanted them to be scared for fun.

Aunt Cao, drawing on the gossip she had read over the years, speculated, "I think it's possible that the man and woman were having an affair behind the woman's back, and when the woman discovered them, they murdered the man. So, the woman turned into a ghost and is here to take their lives!"

Cheng Jiajia: “…”

You know what, you know what, what Aunt Cao made up really seems to be true, at least it is half right.

She felt a surge of admiration.

Aunt Cao, you are so talented!

"Wow, Aunt Cao, you sound so real. Have you seen it?"

Aunt Cao rolled her eyes. "What do you know? If it wasn't for that, why would they ask me to return my life? Why would they say, 'You bastards, prepare to die!' It's obvious that they've been harmed by this bastard!"

"You never know, it's possible that he's here to seek revenge."

Guilt and fear flashed across Qin Weimin and Bai Zhenzhu's faces.

Cheng Jiajia raised her eyebrows and said, "Tsk tsk, with that kind of mental state, how dare he run out to have an affair in the middle of the night?"

Someone rubbed the goose bumps on his arm and said, "That's really scary. I won't dare go to the bathroom alone at night anymore. I have to call my husband to come."

"Me too, me too!"

Aunt Hao said seriously, "Don't scare yourselves. This is a new society. There are no ghosts!"

Having said that, Aunt Hao actually felt it was very creepy and silently decided in her heart that she would pull the old man with her every time she went to the toilet.

Mr. Zou, who was caught in the crossfire, said: "..."

Cheng Jiajia, who listened to the whole process: "..." Why did she suddenly feel guilty?

Yu Junsheng, who was washing up nearby, noticed the guilty look on Cheng Jiajia's face and his eyelids twitched. Could it be that this ghost incident was related to his wife?

Receiving the man's gaze, Cheng Jiajia smiled awkwardly.

Doesn't this also promote emotional communication between couples? It's a good thing, it's a good thing, haha, haha.

……

Back in the east wing, Yu Junsheng held her and began to interrogate her, "Wife, do you have anything to say to me?"

Cheng Jiajia's eyes rolled and she asked in confusion, "What?"

Still playing dumb with him, Yu Junsheng pinched his nose and said, "Tell me, was that you who did that last night?"

Cheng Jiajia chuckled and told everything about what she accidentally heard last night about Qin Weimin and Bai Zhenzhu having an affair.

"You, you, I don't know what to say to you. Why can't you just hold back for a bit and make some noise?"

"They are two people after all. What if you suffer a loss?" Yu Junsheng said unhappily.

Cheng Jiajia glanced at him with a puzzled expression, "If I don't make some noise, who knows how long these two will keep doing this. This is too harsh on my ears."

Yu Junsheng: “…”

It seems a bit difficult, huh?

Cheng Jiajia said aggrievedly, "And he also said that he would deal with you when you entered the factory. How could I not be angry?"

Cheng Jiajia stared at him with her big, clear eyes, and Yu Junsheng's heart softened instantly.

"Wife, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have spoken to you like that."

Cheng Jiajia in his arms smiled secretly, hehe, I knew this trick would work!

Then, Yu Junsheng's eyes darkened, "Don't worry, I don't take that old guy Qin Weimin seriously. He can't hurt me."

His father had always had a good relationship with Qin Weimin, an honest man. However, when his mother died and his position was replaced, this old man not only did not say a word, but instead kept persuading him to go to the workshop.