A chaotic house, a perfect couple

[The last 32 words or so of the first 1000 chapters have been changed from the version just released last night. Those who mind can read it again!]

Guan Ailian suffers from insomnia, but she slept very soundly last night, so she was naturally in a very good mood when she woke up today.

She was in a good mood today and the first thing she did when she got up was to run outside to see her beloved bicycle.

This is a new habit she has developed in the past few days. She has to check the bicycle before going to bed and after waking up to make sure it is still outside before she feels at ease.

Finally, I went outside to take a look.

"!!!"

The car was gone, leaving only a chain and an empty padlock.

Guan Ailian instantly turned into a screaming chicken, "Ahhhhh! My bicycle!"

"Ah! Damn it, who stole our bicycle?!"

"Who? Who is it?!"

"Who stole my bike?!"

Everyone was still sleepy early in the morning, and they were suddenly startled by her shouting.

What?! Stealing?!

Everyone is paying close attention to vicious incidents like stealing.

After all, if someone robs your house today, it’s hard to say whether he will rob my house tomorrow.

So everyone quickly gathered in the third courtyard, and soon they were surrounded in three layers in front of the Ren family's door.

"What the hell? Is there a thief in our yard?"

"What are you talking about? How could there be such a person in our courtyard? It must have been stolen by someone from outside!"

Ren Wenhua rushed out upon hearing the noise, and his face turned pale when he saw the empty chain. "What a downfall this world is going! What a downfall this world is going!"

Guan Ailian was still screaming crazily. Her suspicious eyes swept across everyone's faces, finally stopping at Grandpa Guo's face. "Is it you? Is it you who stole my bicycle?"

The old stingy man had a creepy expression when he touched her bicycle that day. Guan Ailian was very suspicious that he had stolen her bicycle because he wanted to take advantage of her.

Uncle Guo was immediately furious. "Don't go around biting people, you crazy woman! I'm telling you, I, Guo Tieji, have never done anything sneaky in my life!"

He put his hands on his hips and yelled at Guan Ailian, "You can say I'm stingy, you can say I take advantage of others, but you can't say I steal! I'm a good citizen with morals and integrity, Guan Ailian, you're insulting my good character!"

Everyone: "..." So, Uncle Guo, you are quite self-aware, huh?

Yu Junsheng's mouth also twitched.

But when I think about it, what he said makes sense. I grew up in this courtyard and I know a thing or two about the personalities of these people.

Although Mr. Guo is a bit stingy and likes to take advantage of others, I have never heard that he does anything dishonest.

The others obviously thought the same thing. "Auntie Guan, we understand that you're worried about losing your things, but you can't just bite people like that."

"We've been neighbors for so many years, and Uncle Guo is so old. It's really hurtful for him to say that. If he gets angry and something bad happens, will your family be held responsible?"

"Yes, yes, no matter how anxious you are, you can't do this."

Guan Ailian was sprayed with saliva all over her face, her face turned purple, and she cursed inwardly, "This dirty old stingy guy! Damn old guy!"

Chang Dafen said sarcastically, "Oh my, you're showing off. You have so much money that you want to burn, but you insist on buying that lousy bicycle. Look at you, you're showing off your wealth, aren't you? Who else would this thief steal from if not yours?"

They all live in the same courtyard, so why does his family live so well?

Chang Dafen was extremely jealous. "If you ask me, you deserved your house to be robbed!"

Everyone: “…” Uh, Aunt Chang, will you really not get beaten if you talk like that?

The corners of Cheng Jiajia's mouth twitched. This old shrew was really mean. This was like stabbing someone in the heart.

As expected, these words pierced Guan Ailian's heart.

She glared at Chang Dafen angrily, "Ahhhh!"

"Is it you! Is it you! Are you, a bitch, jealous of my good life, so you stole my bicycle?"

Chang Dafen's face turned dark.

Damn it, this is the first time that dirty water has been thrown on her head. Usually she is the one who throws dirty water on others!

Chang Dafen attacked without a word, "You bitch, you vicious woman! I'll let you throw dirty water on me! I'll let you put the blame on me! You think I'm a soft persimmon that's easy to manipulate? Bah! I'll make you pay!"

The last bit of guilt that Chang Dafen had felt was wiped out by Guan Ailian's move.

Bah, the Ren family was robbed because of their own arrogance and showing off, it has nothing to do with her!

Guan Ailian, this fake fairy, wants to put the blame on her own family and wants her family to fill the hole for her. What a wishful thinking!

Chang Dafen used the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, and with a few swipes, Aunt Guan's face turned into potato shreds.

Chang Dafen used the Iron Sand Palm to kill her again. Pa Pa Pa, Aunt Guan's fair cheeks instantly became red and swollen, looking particularly funny.

Chang Dafen was extremely satisfied. She let this old woman pretend to be a fairy! She even wanted to step on her to gain fame. Bah!

She looked at Guan Ailian's smooth hair, frowned, and when the time was right, she grabbed it with one claw and pulled hard, pulled, and pulled again!

Guan Ailian cried out in pain, "Ah! Ah! Ah!"

Chang Dafen immediately had a tuft of hair in her hand. Humph, why is it that she only has a few hairs on her head, while Guan Ailian, a fake fairy, has such a smooth and shiny head?

Chang Dafen would never admit that she was very jealous of Guan Ailian's thick hair.

hiss~

As expected, as expected, Aunt Chang is still so scary!

Everyone felt a chill on their heads, and some people touched their hair unconsciously. Fortunately, fortunately, fortunately they did not fight with Aunt Chang!

Otherwise, with this level of combat effectiveness, who can withstand it?

Ren Wenhua was shaking with anger, pointing at Chang Dafen and cursing, "Bitch, bitch! You're such a disgrace to all women!"

While Chang Dafen was dealing with Guan Ailian, she also found time to scold Ren Wenhua. She howled, "Throw your grandmother's legs! Throw your mother's balls! You two black-hearted, short-lived bastards, you lost your own things without putting them away properly and now you want to throw dirty water on me. And you keep talking about respectability all day long. In my opinion, you are the dirtiest and most despicable! You are vicious and conscienceless people! I tell you, you want to frame me? No way! I will teach you a lesson today!"

It was during this gap that Guan Ailian seized the opportunity to counterattack, specifically pinching the private parts of Dafen's body.

She didn't react in time and was beaten by the old shrew Chang Dafen. She was also a good fighter in the past.

Chang Dafen: Damn, this black-hearted old woman actually did something dirty, she is so insidious!

Chang Dafen was hit several times and howled a few times, and his men hit him harder.

The two of them fought back and forth, rolling into a ball.

"Ouch, I'll go!"

"Why is there a fight again?"

"Shall we go and break up the fight?"

"Let's not do it. Look how fierce these two old ladies are. I don't dare to do it!"

Zou Qianjin hurried to the Third Hospital, and his heart skipped a beat when he saw this situation.

He didn't even have time to catch his breath before he yelled, "Stop it, stop it! Oh, stop it, you're all not young anymore, be careful or something will happen!"

God knows, what he said was from the bottom of his heart. These two men are in their forties or fifties. Aren’t they easily hurt?

But who would have thought that the two old ladies not only did not appreciate it, but also spat at him together, "Pah!"

Chang Dafen, who was hit on the head, cursed, "None of your business! Get out of the way, or I'll get you beaten too!"

Zou Qianjin's face turned green.

He threw his sleeves in anger and said, "I don't care anymore!"

Damn it, do you think he's willing to take care of your shit?

He shouted angrily, "Call the police and let them investigate! Don't make a mess in the yard and affect other people's normal lives!"

Guan Ailian's eyes lit up, thinking this was a good idea. She said anxiously, "I'm going to report this to the police and have them arrest the car thief! Lao Ren, go report this to the police!"

Ren Wenhua nodded with a grim expression and was about to leave.

Ren Wenhua also felt that this must have been done by someone in the compound, and it might be someone who was jealous of their family's good life and did this.

He also agreed to report it to the police, because once they arrived they would definitely be able to find out who stole his bicycle.

Who knows, the police might not even need to come, the thief might be scared into confessing.

"No, don't call the police! Mom and Dad, you can't call the police!" A dark shadow jumped out of the house and stopped people, shouting.

The Ren couple never imagined that when it came to reporting to the police, the first person to jump out would be their son.

In fact, Ren Yongsheng was woken up by the cold in the middle of the night while lying in the public toilet. Due to the special location of the two kicks from Cheng Jiajia, he thought that it was his other lover who hit him, so no one dared to say anything. He limped back home quietly and stayed in the house without moving.

When I heard his parents say to call the police, I became anxious.

The bicycle at home must have been stolen by those two people. How could he dare to report it to the police?

Aunt Guan turned her head and screamed, "Ah! Son, why is your face like this?!"

Everyone followed her gaze and were immediately shocked.

"Fuck, Ren Yongsheng, where were you last night?! How did you get beaten up like this?!"

Even Cheng Jiajia and Yu Junsheng, the two people who added fuel to the fire last night, gasped after seeing this.

The two men thought that Ren Yongsheng was beaten because of a relationship issue between a man and a woman. They thought to themselves what had Ren Yongsheng done to the wives of his two buddies that he was so cruel!

Ren Yongsheng's handsome face was covered with bruises, the corner of his mouth was broken, one eye was blue and black, and the other eye was purple and swollen. He looked like he had been beaten.

When Chang Dafen saw the familiar purple color, her pupils suddenly widened.

No, no, no, this is not the familiar formula, the familiar purple color.

She immediately thought of the two strong men she met in Zaozi Hutong that night.

Chang Dafen's eyes flickered with guilt.

I'm going to die, I'm going to die!

Could it be that, could it be that those two really did it?

Jiang Qiubai also immediately thought of the night when she sold out the Ren family, but her first reaction was not the guilt like Chang Dafen, but a sense of fear.

Yes, she was scared. She had just told the two people about the situation of the Ren family the night before yesterday, and the Ren family suffered a disaster last night. It can be seen how strong the two people's desire for revenge is.

What if I hadn't bitten the Ren family...

Jiang Qiubai shuddered, lowered his head, and dared not think about it anymore.

Yu Junsheng noticed the abnormality between the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Oh, it seems that this matter is quite interesting."

Ren Wenhua said in a deep voice with a dark face, "Yongsheng, who hit you? Tell me, Dad will go find him!"

Ren Yongsheng didn't dare to say anything. He pursed his lips and said, "Dad, no one hit me. I woke up like this this morning."

Guan Ailian's face suddenly changed and she screamed, "There's a thief in our house!"

"Not only did this thief steal my family's bicycle, he also beat up my son!"

Ren Wenhua's heart also skipped a beat. He no longer cared about whether it was his son or not. He immediately went to the inner room in a panic to rummage through the drawers.

His money, the money he hid!

"What's wrong with Uncle Ren?"

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what he was doing.

After a while, a scream came from the inner room.

"It's gone, it's gone! All my money is gone, all gone!"

After he finished speaking, there was a loud bang and something fell to the ground.

Aunt Guan rushed in with a cry of "Ah!" and everyone followed closely behind her.

The inner room was in a mess, and Ren Wenhua was lying on the ground, unaware of what was happening, his face turning blue.

"Hurry, hurry, send him to the hospital!"

"Look at Old Ren, he's almost fainted from worry. This must be a lot of money."

"Oh, they still have money. They bought all their belongings and a bicycle, and they even have savings. They are such a wealthy family!"

"Ren Wenhua and Guan Ailian have saved up their money for half their lives. It won't be destroyed just by a single blow."

"That's not right. Old Ren was just an ordinary worker before. He was promoted to the head of the logistics department after his eldest son went to the countryside. His salary wasn't this high before. Aunt Guan doesn't work, so where did they get so much money?"

Someone murmured, "Do you think it's Lao Ren who's in the logistics department..."

"What nonsense?!"

Zou Qianjin frowned and scolded: "Is this the time to talk about this? Hurry up and help send Lao Ren to the hospital!"

At this critical moment, Uncle Zou was still very prestigious. Everyone was suddenly shocked and rushed to help carry the person.

They are very skilled at this job!

Look at how many times it has been lifted this month!

Although Zou Qianjin said this, he was also worried in his heart. The Ren family was really rich. He used to think that they were just living a better life than the people in the courtyard, but they were still an ordinary family. But now it seems that this is not the case. Who knows if there is something fishy going on?

Zou Qianjin touched his bald head. Oh, this terrible management job, he didn't want to work there for a single day!

……

When the group arrived at the hospital, the nurses there were almost familiar with them. They frowned as soon as they saw them, "Why are you here again?"

"Tell me, why is it that there are always disturbances in your compound?"

"Uh, this..."

Everyone laughed awkwardly. They didn't want to do that, but could they control it?

Zou Qianjin, the old man who managed the hospital, was particularly embarrassed. He also wanted to know why, why, why?!

He said ashamedly, "Comrade nurse, I am their head nurse. I am really sorry to have caused you trouble again!"

The nurse raised her eyebrows and said meaningfully, "What's the trouble? It's our duty to treat patients and save lives. Just don't cause trouble in the hospital again."

This is about the fight that Chang Dafen had with someone in the hospital a few days ago.

In an instant, Zou Qianjin's not-so-fair face turned dark red.

He swore that he had never been so embarrassed!

Never!

Zou Qianjin's face darkened as he repeatedly assured everyone, "No, no, don't worry, they definitely won't do that!"

The nurse smiled, obviously not quite believing it.

Zou Qianjin felt that he had lost all face.

After sending the man to the emergency room, Zou Qianjin cursed, "Tell me, tell me, is there any other compound in North City that has as many problems as ours? Huh?"

"There's no peace or quiet all day long!"

Oops, that’s not right, Zou Qianjin suddenly remembered that the yard was quite quiet two days ago, but as soon as the old woman Chang Dafen came back, the yard became restless!

Sure enough, sure enough!

As long as Chang Dafen is here, there will be no peace in the yard!

Zou Qianjin looked at Chang Dafen as if he were a rat's shit.

Chang Dafen felt guilty when she saw Zou Qianjin's look.

Thinking he had discovered that the Ren family's suffering was caused by her, she shrank her neck and said timidly, "Zou, Zou Qianjin, why are you looking at me like that? I didn't cause any trouble today!"

As for the few scratches and slaps on Guan Ailian, was that a nuisance? That was self-defense! Self-defense, understand?

Chang Dafen felt no guilt at all about this. She even held her head high and glared at Zou Qianjin fiercely.

Zou Qianjin: "..."

This old shrew is his nemesis!