A chaotic house, a perfect couple

the other side,

The newlyweds walked back home slowly, and Cheng Jiajia looked relieved, "Fortunately, we don't live in the front yard. Look, both families in the front yard have suffered, and even the open space outside has been ruined. The stench is not easy to dissipate." Unless there is a heavy rain to wash it away, maybe we can smell the stench while eating at home, which is so disgusting.

Please find out the psychological shadow area of ​​Uncle Zou, Aunt Hao, Hu Mei and Ma Gaosheng.

"It's okay. It's only Aunt Chang who made the yard dirty. Her house is not close to ours, so the stink won't reach us."

Cheng Jiajia remembered something, her eyes rolled, and she smirked. She leaned close to Yu Junsheng and whispered, "Guess who washed Aunt Chang's clothes?"

Yu Junsheng was amused. Thinking back to Aunt Chang's dirty clothes, he thought they were truly filthy. If it were him, he would just throw them away. But who was Aunt Chang? She was the kind of person who would leave a feathery coat even if a sparrow flew through her house. How could she be willing to throw away such fine clothes? Looking at her mean temper, it was easy to imagine who would be doing this hard work.

The two looked at each other and could see the gloating in each other's eyes, haha!

It is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge, but it takes a villain from morning to night!

As long as those two people are not having a good time, they will be happy!

Otherwise, they would say that they both think they are very compatible with each other. Look, they can tell what the other person is thinking with just one look, they are both equally bad!

Taking advantage of the fact that there were few people around, Yu Junsheng pretended to be natural and held his wife's hand, but his red ears revealed his nervousness.

Cheng Jiajia thought it was cute and scratched his palm lightly on purpose, but she didn't expect that he would shake her hand away in a flash.

Cheng Jiajia: “…”

Yu Junsheng looked at Cheng Jiajia in shock, his cheeks flushed, and he stammered, "Wife, what are you doing?" Although he was married in the dream, in reality he was still a virgin who had never even touched a lesbian's hand. How could he bear this?

Cheng Jiajia's face darkened. "Nothing. There was a bug in your palm. I crushed it to death for you."

When Yu Junsheng heard about the bug, he felt uncomfortable all over. He hated that thing the most. But he looked at his white palm and didn't see the dead bug. He asked suspiciously, "Where is it, bug?"

Cheng Jiajia's eyes were dead, "Throw it away."

Cheng Jiajia was walking very fast in front, and Yu Junsheng finally realized what was happening. He laughed foolishly for a long time.

Seeing Cheng Jiajia was about to enter the house, he quickly quickened his pace to catch up. His wife was angry, so he had to coax her well, as today was their wedding night!

So, when he got home, Yu Junsheng picked up the tin box with a happy face and handed it to Cheng Jiajia with a sincere look.

"This is the money I have saved over the years. Here, wife, I'm leaving it to you for safekeeping. Don't be angry!" The money he saved in the dream might as well be given to his wife.

Cheng Jiajia wasn't angry, but she was a little annoyed by this man's lack of understanding. Later, she calmed down on the way and deliberately asked, "If you really give it to me, would you be willing to give it to me?"

Yu Junsheng said righteously, "Wife, we are a family after we get married. What's mine is yours. It's natural for a woman to keep money. Why should you be reluctant to give it up?" No, in his previous life, he didn't give Jiang Qiubai these properties. He only gave her half of his salary every month for household expenses. But after his death, this money and all his properties were given to Zheng Haiyang, that bastard, by Jiang Qiubai. He hated him so much that his teeth itched.

Cheng Jiajia raised her eyebrows but didn't say whether she believed it or not. She opened the tin box and glanced at the banknotes inside. She was a little surprised, "How did you save so much money?!" At a rough glance, there were only two or three hundred yuan. In addition, he spent a lot on the wedding. He had only worked for a few years. How could he save so much money?

Then, she looked at Yu Junsheng suspiciously, "Are you doing something bad?" Could this man be secretly doing business in the black market? This would not do. A big storm is about to come, and it is not worth taking such a risk for a little money.

Yu Junsheng smiled mysteriously and whispered in Cheng Jiajia's ear.

After a moment, Cheng Jiajia's eyes widened in shock as she looked Yu Junsheng up and down. "I didn't realize you were capable of this," she said, giving him a thumbs-up. "Amazing, awesome!"

"Hehe, that's right. If I take the college entrance examination, I will definitely be a college student!" Yu Junsheng puffed out his chest, looking proud.

He is not bragging. He was among the top students in his class in high school. If he continued to study, he would have a great chance of getting into university.

Cheng Jiajia had no doubts about this. She had noticed during their time together that he was a very smart person with a quick mind. "Then why didn't you continue your studies?" She had been wanting to ask this for a long time. Why didn't you continue your studies after graduating from high school? College graduates were so valuable these days. They were cadres upon graduation, and every unit coveted them.

"My mother was seriously ill at the time and needed someone to take care of her, and almost all of our family savings had been spent. I had no choice but to come back and get my diploma early to take over." Later, some things happened, and he switched to a scrap collection station with someone else.

Seeing Yu Junsheng's somewhat lost expression, Cheng Jiajia patted his shoulder and said considerately, "Even if you pass the exam, you will most likely not graduate."

The corners of Yu Junsheng's mouth twitched. "...Wife, promise me that you won't comfort others next time, okay?"

Cheng Jiajia rolled her eyes and snorted, "Do you think I'm trying to comfort you? Besides, isn't what I said the truth?"

Yu Junsheng opened his mouth and said tactfully, "It's true..." But you should not be so hurt, otherwise I'm afraid you will be beaten.

Cheng Jiajia's eyes were threatening, and Yu Junsheng shut up instantly.

The sky is big, the earth is big, but my wife is the biggest!

He would do anything for his wedding night tonight!

However, after being interrupted by him, Cheng Jiajia no longer had the same interest as before.

Thinking of the impending storm, she felt that the two of them could no longer remain secretive as before and needed to have a proper conversation. After all, she had only read a few chapters of the book and only knew the general direction. She certainly didn't know the specifics as well as Yu Junsheng, a person who had experienced it firsthand. To avoid being affected, they still had to prepare in advance.

Ten minutes later, in the Yu family's house in the east wing of the second courtyard.

The young couple who had just been so affectionate were now sitting opposite each other on the kang with serious faces.

"You speak first!"

"You first!"

The two stared at each other for a moment.

Yu Junsheng was the first to give in, and raised his hands in a gesture of begging for mercy, "Okay, I'll speak first, I'll speak first!"

He organized his words, "Since last month, I've been having frequent dreams. In my dreams, Jiang Qiubai and I are married, and you're married to Zheng Haiyang. Those two fell in love, and since we died one after another, it's only natural for them to be together..."

Yu Junsheng recounted the general details of his dream, then glanced at Cheng Jiajia. Seeing a hint of surprise on her face, his heart skipped a beat.

Sure enough, sure enough!

Yu Junsheng had long noticed something was amiss. His wife's personality was completely different from the Cheng Jiajia in his dreams, and she wasn't even familiar with the neighbors. If it were really her situation, after living in this compound for over a decade, it shouldn't be like this. It was just that he couldn't help but harbor a little bit of fantasy.

But she was still surprised by what she had said about her past life. Thinking about the strange stories she had read before, the only explanation was that "she" was not Cheng Jiajia!

Then who is “she”?

Cheng Jiajia naturally noticed the gaze from the opposite side and looked back with a half-smile, "Why are you looking at me?"

Yu Junsheng laughed dryly and said, "Wife, you are so beautiful."

Cheng Jiajia raised an eyebrow, sorted out her thoughts, and said to herself, "The world you live in is a book, a book with Zheng Haiyang and Jiang Qiubai as the protagonists. You and Cheng Jiajia are just tools serving the protagonists, their stepping stones..."

Listening to Cheng Jiajia's story, Yu Junsheng's face gradually became very ugly. He had felt before that he was just a stepping stone to give Zheng Haiyang money and a house. Now it seems that it is indeed the case!

The whole world revolves around the male and female protagonists. The meaning of his and Cheng Jiajia's existence is to serve the couple. When the couple no longer needs them, they will die "naturally".

The more Yu Junsheng thought about it, the angrier he got. He cursed, "What kind of blind author is this to let Zheng Haiyang and Jiang Qiubai be the protagonists?"

"He even arranged for us to be his stepping stones. Ugh! Are they worthy? They're not good people!"

"This author will definitely give birth to a son without an asshole!"

Cheng Jiajia: “…”

She comforted the irritable Yu Junsheng, "We all know the plot now. Our own destiny is in our own hands. We must not be taken advantage of again."

After his anger, Yu Junsheng gradually calmed down and suddenly discovered a problem.

The daughter-in-law's words seemed to imply that she was not Cheng Jiajia, so who was she? Where did she come from?

Yu Junsheng glanced at Cheng Jiajia again and again, seeming to want to say something but stopping himself.

Cheng Jiajia understood, and with a threatening look in her eyes, she asked gently, "What's wrong?"

"No, no, hehe..." Yu Junsheng laughed awkwardly. He was just a little curious about where you came from and whether you knew magic.

Yu Junsheng couldn't suppress his curiosity. He swallowed and asked in a low voice, "Wife, where are you from? You can't be from another world like in the novels, right?" After saying that, he looked at Cheng Jiajia in surprise, wanting to see if she was an immortal or a fairy.

Cheng Jiajia rolled her eyes at him, speechless. "What otherworldly place? I'm from the future. The era I lived in was very prosperous. Everyone could afford meat every meal, and every household could afford a car."

Thinking of her past life, Cheng Jiajia sighed deeply, "Before I traveled through time, I never thought that one day I would feel happy even to eat a bite of meat."

Fortunately, fortunately, Yu Junsheng immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

He was not very scared. After all, such a bizarre thing had happened to him. It was just a little awkward. Now that he knew his wife was an ordinary human being, he felt much more relieved.

As for the era my wife talked about when people could eat meat every day and every household could afford a car, it was very desirable. In the dream, he died early, and I felt regretful and sorry about it.

In this life, he and his wife must live well until that time.

Yu Junsheng suddenly slapped his forehead when he remembered something, "That's right!"

"Wife, I remember Zheng Haiyang said he dug up a box of treasures and later passed it down to his grandson as a family heirloom."

He was indignant, "Bah! What kind of shit luck does he have? He even got this!"

Cheng Jiajia understood. This was the so-called protagonist halo.

"Wife..." Yu Junsheng rubbed his hands, his eyes rolling around, and it was obvious that he was not holding his fart well!

Sure enough, the next second he said, "Wife, do you think we should... hehe!"

"Wife, what do you think?"

What does Cheng Jiajia think? Cheng Jiajia naturally thinks this idea is very much to her liking!

She looked at Yu Junsheng with appreciation, he was indeed her man!

Since they are destined to confront each other, why should she be afraid of the protagonist's halo?

She raised an eyebrow and asked him, "Do you know where he dug it up?"

Yu Junsheng chuckled, "I know, I know. This bastard later showed off in front of his grandson many times!"

Finally this bastard did a good thing!

The two looked at each other and smiled wickedly.

In the end, the two of them lived together happily, tricked the male and female protagonists, and reached four principles of cooperation.

1. It is best to keep a low profile in the next ten years, keep a low profile, and don’t show off your wealth.

2. Take the opportunity to grab some wool that can be grabbed at the scrap yard to prepare for the post-reform and opening up policy.

3. Cheng Jiajia should try to find a job that does not have to pay high but must be stable.

4. The Zheng family is your life-and-death enemy, so you must rip them off and don’t show any mercy when snatching treasures!

After they finished talking about all sorts of things, it was already getting late, so the two of them simply heated up some leftovers from lunch to fill their stomachs, then looked at each other in bewilderment as they lay on the wide kang.

Yu Junsheng kissed Cheng Jiajia, then quickly lay down, covered himself with the quilt, closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

Before, he was really looking forward to doing something on his wedding night, but after that conversation, his mood went up and down like a roller coaster. He had no time to think about anything else. All he could think about was how to snatch the treasure from that bastard Zheng Haiyang.

Cheng Jiajia: “!!!”

What the hell? !

The body I've been craving for for so long is right next to her, yet he lets her just chat under the quilt?!

Her wedding night?!

This is the night she had been looking forward to all afternoon?!

Cheng Jiajia glanced at the man who was lying there pretending to be asleep with great dissatisfaction. She gritted her teeth and pounced on the man like a hungry tiger, pinning him down.

Yu Junsheng sat up in shock, but was pushed down again. He was in a panic, "Eh, no, wife, what are you doing?!"

Realizing that his wife was touching him all over, his breathing became increasingly unstable and he said with difficulty, "Wife, Jiajia, don't do this, hey, where should you put your hands, hiss~" Yu Junsheng took a breath and his voice gradually faded away.

On his wedding night, why was she the one being forced?

Doesn't he have any dignity?! Woohoo!

Soon, he no longer had the energy to think about these trivial things because his young wife was too annoying.

In this way, Yu Junsheng spent a very hot night.

……

In the west wing opposite, is the room of Zheng Haiyang and his wife.

Zheng Haiyang didn't care how to wash Chang Dafen's dirty clothes. He went into the room to coax Jiang Qiubai first. After finally coaxing him, he naturally didn't want to waste the wedding night. The two of them had a good intimate time before falling asleep tiredly.

In her dream, Jiang Qiubai vaguely saw a person burying a wooden box underground. She wanted to see clearly where it was buried, but there was fog in front of her eyes and she couldn't see clearly.

Jiang Qiubai woke up suddenly, but she couldn't remember what she dreamed about. She only remembered that something very important was buried underground. What was it... As she thought about it, she fell asleep again in a daze.

……

The second yard became quiet, but the front yard was still bustling.

First, it was the Zhu family. Old Mrs. Zhu and Fu Jiaojiao had two more arguments over whether to wash outside or inside the house, and who should wash first and who should wash later.

When Bao Chunming from the Bao family next door came home from get off work, he heard sobbing.

When Bao Chunming came back, he was very disgusted with Liu Xiaohong. After beating her up, he drove her to sleep on the floor.

This useless thing, covered in shit, actually wants to sleep on the bed, isn't he afraid of dirtying his bed!

If there was enough space at home, he would have kicked everyone out.

Bao Chunming didn't care whether the ground was cold or whether Liu Xiaohong would catch a cold, as long as he slept comfortably.

That night, Bao Chunming snored in bed.

Liu Xiaohong clutched the torn quilt and sobbed on the ground all night.

If men don't get close to her, when will she be able to give birth to a son?

Woohoo...her life is so miserable~

The young man who was passing by the next yard in the middle of the night shuddered, ran away, and cried out, "Oh my God! Ghost~~~"