A chaotic house, a perfect couple

On a very ordinary morning, a fierce battle broke out without any warning in the men's restroom of Xiaohuaihua Hutong. The two sides fought each other very nervously, and showed no mercy to each other.

Both sides suffered losses but the fight did not stop.

The war was raging and Mucanglin was in the hail of bullets.

Yu Junsheng was stuck in the last cubicle of the toilet, feeling like he wanted to cry but had no tears. He hugged his weak and helpless self and shivered.

Woo woo woo! Wife, I was wrong!

I was really wrong!

I should have listened to you and not come to the toilet to squat with that damn asshole!

Damn, they are just two rotten chrysanthemums, what’s so good about them?

Now you feel better, you’re so sick to death and you can’t even leave.

One careless move could put your life in danger.

Fortunately, the light in the last compartment was broken. It was pitch black here and the two people fighting could not see anything. Otherwise, he would have lost his life today!

Wife, come and save me! Woo woo woo!

“A-choo!” “A-choo!”

In the second courtyard of the No. 35 slum, Cheng Jiajia, who was cooking breakfast in the kitchen, suddenly sneezed twice.

"No, who is cursing me behind my back?"

Cheng Jiajia decisively cursed back, and those who cursed her would all rebound, rebound!

Cheng Jiajia didn't think about Yu Junsheng at all.

She knew that Yu Junsheng had been squatting in the toilet with Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang in the mornings these days, wanting to observe whether they had become sisters as he said.

In fact, if Cheng Jiajia were to ask her, there was nothing to see here. Judging from the appearance they saw on the day they came back, it was probably pretty close.

If anything really happens in the future, I can just use this matter to blackmail Zheng Haiyang.

I'm not afraid that he won't be fooled.

This person insisted on watching something heavy-tasting so early in the morning. I don’t know what he was thinking.

In the men's room.

yue! yue! yue!

Looking at the mess made by the "sisters", Yu Junsheng felt very desperate.

Oh my God! What sin had he committed to deserve such torture?

When will it end?

If they keep fighting, the gold in the toilet won’t be enough for them to use!

Woohoo! He wants to go out!

The weak, pitiful and helpless Yu Junsheng kept chirping in his heart, cursing the sisters who attacked with biological weapons, not knowing that his savior was on the way.

……

It is said that Ren Yongsheng learned yesterday that Dong Xiangxiang was pregnant with a boy. He was so happy that he drank a little wine. When he woke up this morning, he was not very sober.

He staggered and went to the toilet in a daze.

As soon as the man stepped into the bathroom, he smelled a strange odor and suddenly saw the scene inside.

Ren Yongsheng: “!!!”

Damn, is he still drunk?

Or is it because I got too excited and had hallucinations?

He rubbed his eyes and looked carefully again, and was suddenly startled and woke up from his sleep.

The words in my heart could not help but come out:

"Fuck! Fuck! What are you doing? Isn't it enough to mess around outside? Why are you trying to do something in the bathroom?"

Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang, whose eyes were already red with anger, were both stunned. Then their faces turned dark and they turned around to stare at Ren Yongsheng fiercely.

"You want to die? What nonsense are you telling me?"

Ren Yongsheng: “!!!”

Damn, these two perverts don’t want to harm me, do they?

He was so frightened that he trembled and ran out with his thin legs.

It was too late for Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang to stop him. He was still screaming as he ran:

"Oh my god! This is unbelievable! This is unbelievable! Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang took off their pants in the men's restroom and did some gold throwing tricks!!"

"This is unbelievable! This is unbelievable!"

"Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang took off their pants in the bathroom and did some gold throwing tricks!!"

These two earth-shattering roars shocked everyone around them to their feet.

They were truly shocked, and everyone was like being cast under a spell, unable to believe what they heard.

Throw, throw what?!

Did they, did they hear it right?

Suddenly, an old lady wailed, "Oh my god! Our alley is going to be laughed at again!"

As Ren Yongsheng, like a loud speaker, spread the word all the way, everyone in Compound No. 35 also knew about it.

When other people heard the news, they mostly just watched the fun.

Only Zou Qianjin felt dizzy and almost fainted. It was Zou Qingshu's quick eyes and hands that caught him and prevented him from falling.

His voice was weak, "What sin have I committed to become this dean?"

And Cheng Jiajia, her expression changed slightly.

I'm a little worried.

Yu Junsheng is still in the toilet. Could he be accidentally injured by those two bastards?

She didn't think that the two were playing tricks. After what happened in the Cutting Tail Society, the two were likely to become enemies. It was a good thing that they didn't fight. What were they doing?

Cheng Jiajia didn't care about the stinging smell, threw a piece of firewood under the stove and ran towards the public toilet.

She had to hurry over and bring the person back.

At the same time, everyone in the surrounding courtyards rushed to the public toilet.

Oh my god! Throwing gold for fun!

Although it's a bit disgusting, it's a lively event that only happens once in a century!

They must go and see those two warriors!

This is a "hero" who can be recorded in the history of their Xiaohuaihua Hutong!

Only the people in Compound No. 35 had complicated feelings. It was true that they liked to watch the fun.

But it’s not a very good mood to be watched by others.

Why can't Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang just calm down? Isn't there enough room for them to do things in such a big world out there?

Why did you have to go to the public toilet?

……

After Ren Yongsheng left, Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang had another fight, blaming each other for making the matter known to others.

When the commotion was in full swing, a group of people from Compound 35 and several neighboring compounds suddenly blocked the entrance to the men's restroom.

The two people inside were shocked. Damn, these hooligans! How could they even break into the men's restroom?

Then he quickly started to pull up his pants.

But it was too late. The people in the front had already seen the scene inside clearly.

"Oh my god! Oh my god! This is an eyesore!"

"Fuck, what's going on here? Why is it all that?"

Someone covered their nose in disgust, "It stinks! It stinks! Why are these two so dirty? Why do they have to do this when they can't do anything else? It's disgusting! Ugh!"

Someone who took a closer look frowned, "No, this doesn't look like that. Why, why does it look like a fight?"

"Really?! So what's going on? Could it be that they're fighting over a spot?"

The public toilet in the alley is shared by several nearby courtyards. There are only so many toilets, so it is inevitable that people will rush to use the toilet in the morning. This speculation is very reasonable.

But soon, someone discovered the highlight again.

"That's not right. When we got here, these two guys hadn't even put on their pants yet." He had a subtle expression, and it was a bit difficult to speak. "Could it be, could it be that they started fighting while pulling each other?"

Everyone: "!!!"

So shocking!

The silence tonight is deafening.

What kind of warrior can pull a fight?

Yu Junsheng was cheered up. Someone finally came!

His eyes instantly became hot.

Wuuwuwu! God knows how much he feared that these two would discover him during the fight and then work together to smear gold on him.

He had no doubt that Zheng Haiyang could do such a thing out of his hatred for him!

Finally someone comes to cure these two psychos!

Yu Junsheng took this opportunity to cover his mouth and nose, tiptoe from behind, and sneaked to the door with fear and extreme caution.

Breathe a long sigh of relief.

Damn, he's finally safe!