A chaotic house, a perfect couple
Chapter 13 Ren Family Farce
Ren Wenhua's face darkened. He angrily shouted, "I'm not dead yet! I'm alive! How can a living person be called a zombie? You're a bunch of vulgar, stupid, ignorant, clueless, and uneducated rabble!"
Everyone was annoyed. What the hell?!
They were willing to help without regard for past grudges, but these two people, one was being unreasonable and demanding compensation, while the other one was even scolding them?
Chang Dafen, the most vixen in the compound, was the first to give in. With a roar, she rushed forward and gave Ren Wenhua two paws. "You old bitch! I gave you face, didn't I? My son worked so hard to carry you to the hospital, and you're still scolding me?!"
She slapped him a few more times with her claws, "I'll make you vulgar! I'll make you stupid, I'll make you ignorant! I'll make you black chicken and white chicken! Pah!"
Ren Wenhua claimed to be a cultured person, but he was no match for the shrew Chang Dafen. He was quickly defeated and was scratched like a bloody gourd.
When Aunt Guan saw her man being tickled, she couldn't stand it and immediately joined the fight.
Chang Dafen was very brave. He pulled the hair with his left hand and scratched the face with his right hand, using the Nine Yin White Bone Claw. With a swish, swish, swish, swish, Aunt Guan's face was soon covered with blood. She lay on the ground, tears streaming down her face, questioning her life, "...Wuwuwu!"
Both the Ren family couple were killed in action.
"Hiss~" Everyone gasped and murmured, "Aunt Chang is still as fierce and terrifying as ever!" Everyone secretly wondered whether they had offended Aunt Chang. At this moment, Chang Dafen topped the list of people who should not be messed with in the compound.
Ren Wenhua, his face covered in shredded potatoes, angrily scolded Chang Dafen: "Shrew, shrew! You are such a disgrace to society!"
Chang Dafen spat contemptuously, "Bah! A defeated general!"
Ren Wenhua was so angry that he was shaking all over. He pointed at Chang Dafen and kept saying "you, you, you..." for a long time but couldn't say anything.
Chang Dafen said lightly, "Bah! Little Karami!"
Ren Wenhua: “……!!!” He took a deep breath, and then another deep breath, reminding himself not to bother with the shrew.
Chang Dafen held his head high with pride, like a victorious rooster.
Cheng Jiajia: Hiss~ She is worthy of being the vicious mother-in-law stamped by the original book!
Yu Junsheng: As expected, it takes an old shrew like Aunt Chang to deal with these two pretentious people from the Ren family.
The two looked at each other, then silently looked away.
Zheng Haiyang saw something and said sarcastically, "Hey, Uncle Ren, are you okay? Look at the way you're cursing with all that energy, but you don't look like you're dying at all."
When everyone saw him, they were also surprised, "Really, he looks much better."
"Look at him, he's full of energy. He doesn't look like he was breathing more than he was breathing."
Yu Junsheng pinched his throat and screamed deliberately, "Uncle Ren, you didn't just pretend to faint to trick us, did you?"
Everyone's eyes were startled, and they immediately cast suspicious glances at Ren Wenhua. Could it be really as this man said?
Ren Wenhua's face froze, and then he looked weak again. "I just fainted from the shock. I'm fine now. Please put me down."
Having said that, with a speed faster than changing a face, who wouldn’t understand what’s going on?
Damn it!
So we've been worried about your family's affairs for a long time, but it turns out you were just playing a joke on us!
Damn it, is this still a human being?!
He actually pretended to be dead to cheat them out of their money. How shameless!
Zou Qianjin, who was so frightened that a lock of his hair was pulled out, frowned and said, "Damn Ren Wenhua, I'm worrying about you for no reason!"
The two young men who were carrying Ren Wenhua were also very angry. They let go of his hands and threw Ren Wenhua to the ground with a bang.
He also spat at him and Aunt Guan and cursed, "Bah, what decent people, I think you are black-hearted! Is he crazy about money? And you want him to pay for the medical expenses, damn it, I quit!" He went home angrily.
"Ouch, ouch, my ass! You barbarians who don't understand respecting the elderly and loving the young!"
This fall was quite severe and Ren Wenhua was really hurt. He covered his butt and cried out in pain.
The crowd rolled their eyes and dispersed, clearly not wanting to get involved in the matter.
No matter how much he shouted, no one paid any attention to him.
Zou Qianjin also quit his job and went back to the front yard with his hands behind his back. Who doesn't have a temper?
The two old people in the Ren family were too unkind and offended all the neighbors. No one wanted to help their family, so the unconscious Ren Yongsheng was left alone on the ground with no one to take care of him.
In the end, there was no other way, so Ren Wenhua had to pay a high thank-you fee of 10 cents each to find two enthusiastic strong men to take him and Ren Yongsheng to the hospital, thus ending the farce.
The only two people who survived this farce were Ren Yongchao who was in school and Dong Xiangxiang who was still in the hospital. Well, as for the eldest son of the Ren family, he had been in the countryside for so long that no one had remembered him.
Yu Junsheng took Cheng Jiajia back home to continue discussing the decoration plan. It was called decoration, but in fact it was just painting one side of the wall and replacing a few broken chairs.
People pursue simplicity and hardship these days, and grand weddings are not popular. Cheng Jiajia naturally adapts to local customs and does not feel wronged. Compared with the ceremonies shown to outsiders, she cares more about practical life.
They agreed on a date to go shopping for wedding supplies. When Yu Junsheng was sending Cheng Jiajia out through the front yard, he heard a few aunties sewing shoe soles while talking about the Ren family. The two greeted each other and chatted for a few words about home decoration before leaving.
"I heard that Wu Qing had spent a lot of money on Ren Yongsheng, buying him clothes, shoes, and a watch. The Wu brothers took away the watch, and all the clothes and shoes were cut up by them with scissors."
Someone was delighted, "That's what you do! He's a gigolo and yet he dares to have affairs with other men and women. He deserves to be beaten!" This person was very upset that Aunt Guan had previously blamed them for not helping his family, which led to the disaster. What kind of person is this? They just helped them out of necessity!
Some people shook their heads in disapproval, "This girl is really cruel. At least she had a good time. She called her brothers to cause such a scene. The two families are considered mortal enemies. How ignorant!"
Cheng Jiajia turned around and glanced at the old lady who spoke last.
Seeing this, Yu Junsheng said meaningfully, "That's Aunt Yan, she also lives in the Third Hospital, she's the most soft-hearted person."
Cheng Jiajia raised her eyebrows, carefully considering the word "soft-hearted". Suddenly, she felt that Yu Junsheng was quite interesting and that living with him would be exciting. She was full of anticipation for her future life in the slum.
The two were about to walk out the door when they were suddenly blocked by a woman with two pigtails.
The man looked to be in his twenties or thirties, with fine wrinkles on his face. For a moment, Cheng Jiajia couldn't understand what was going on.
The man looked at her with disapproval, "Comrade, Junsheng doesn't earn his money easily, how could you let him spend it on you so lavishly? The Yu family's house is so nice, why does it need renovations? Isn't this a waste of money? Why don't you consider Junsheng at all?" Seeing that Cheng Jiajia didn't say anything, she felt proud and continued to lecture her, "Extravagance is not good. We women should learn to be frugal and manage our households well so that we can live a long and happy life."
The aunties who had just been gossiping about the Ren family stopped what they were doing tacitly and looked at Bao Dayan in surprise.
What's your business if they spend money on renovations? Do they even need your approval? Who wouldn't want to make their house look new and tidy after getting married?
She usually looks like a very honest girl, why does she speak like this?
Yu Junsheng frowned and cursed in his heart, what an idiot, why did he suddenly jump out of control? If he lost his wife, could she afford to compensate him?
He said bluntly, "Bao Dayan, how I spend my money and who I spend it on is none of your business. You should be in charge? I remember that we are not familiar with each other, so please don't bother me!"
However, there was someone who really felt that Bao Dayan was right, and that was Aunt Yan. She said softly, "But what Dayan said is also right. How can a woman urge a man to spend money? We should be able to manage the household. This is a woman's duty."
Cheng Jiajia was so angry that she laughed. She ignored Aunt Yan. Well, no one could say such things without having brain cancer for ten years. Didn’t she see that the auntie who was chatting with her frowned and moved away from her?
But she wouldn't be polite if she ignored Yu Junsheng. "Aunt Yan, the leaders are talking about liberating women and gender equality. Why is your mind still like a foot-binding cloth, full of feudal remnants? Aren't you afraid that the neighborhood office will come and give you an ideological education class?"
Aunt Yan's lips moved a few times, but she didn't say anything. She was a weak person to begin with, so when she met a strong person, she naturally didn't dare to confront him.
The aunties nearby were secretly happy. They had been suffering from Aunt Yan for a long time, and finally someone came to deal with her. Let's see if she dares to torture them with foot bindings in the future!
Cheng Jiajia looked up and down at the woman who was blocking the road, from the patched cloth shoes on her feet to the pigtails on her head, and only looked away when she felt uncomfortable.
She knew who this woman was, and immediately snorted and laughed, saying bluntly,
"Yu Junsheng is happy to spend money on me, but he gets upset when I don't let him and keeps asking me to spend. What? You have a problem? If you have a problem, keep it to yourself! Who do you think you are? You come to someone else's house and point fingers at them. Do you even manage your own business? Besides, if my partner doesn't spend money on me, why would he spend it on you?"
She raised her eyebrows and said meaningfully, "Oh? Could it be that you really have something against my boyfriend..."
Even the auntie who was sewing shoe soles nearby looked at Bao Dayan in surprise and doubt. Oh my God, when did Dayan have such thoughts?
Yu Junsheng jumped away as if he had heard a ghost story, looking at Bao Dayan with a look of fear.
"W-what are you talking about?!"
Bao Dayan felt deeply insulted and ran away crying, covering her face.
Cheng Jiajia looked at her back and shrugged. That's it? Oh, it's all because the opponent is too weak, so she can't feel any sense of accomplishment!
Along the way, Yu Junsheng still had his arms folded and looked terrified, "No way? She wouldn't really..." He found it difficult to say the rest of the words.
Cheng Jiajia was confused. "Who knows?"
This time, Yu Junsheng was really scared. You know, although Bao Dayan was from the same courtyard as him, they didn't have much in common because of the gender and age difference.
Bao Dayan was five years older than him. She had been married into the family six years before and had a child five years before becoming a young widow. In Yu Junsheng's mind, they were not of the same generation.
Now suddenly saying that this person has taken a fancy to him, Yu Junsheng felt creepy no matter how he thought about it.
"Isn't she also interested in my house?"
Cheng Jiajia smiled but said nothing.
But not only that, she also wants you to help her and marry into her family to help support her whole family!
She didn't read much of the original book, but she was deeply impressed by Bao Dayan.
Before getting married, this person had her eyes on Yu Junsheng. Not only did she want to occupy his house, she also wanted others to help her support the Bao family.
She did not give up even after marriage and wanted to hook up with Yu Junsheng from time to time, which made Yu Junsheng very annoyed. Later, this became one of the excuses for the male and female protagonists to cheat on each other.
But what is very interesting is that after Yu Junsheng's death, this person set his sights on the male protagonist Zheng Haiyang again.
……
Over here, Bao Dayan ran home crying and went straight into her room without coming out, causing Liu Xiaohong, who was cooking outside, to curse, "I really owe you. I gave birth to you and raised you, and now I have to serve you every day! You lazy bastards, you don't know how to feel sorry for me at all, waiting for me to feed you every day, right? Bah, you are a money-loser! I have a miserable life!"
Bao Dayan turned a deaf ear to him. She cried and cursed Cheng Jiajia, calling her a little bitch, a peasant, a little vixen, and a little slut. She only felt relieved after she had called her every name.
After scolding Cheng Jiajia, he continued to scold Yu Junsheng.
Yu Junsheng was a man of limited taste. He didn't even look down on such a beautiful girl like himself, but instead fell for that little vixen. What was so special about that little vixen? I heard she had a rural household registration, so she would have to pay a high price for food in the future.
She was a worker in a machinery factory with a stable job. If she hadn't been with a man and had a child with him, she would have looked down on Yu Junsheng, a rag picker!
Ever since her husband's death, Bao Dayan has been searching for a suitable partner to remarry, but either she finds him unworthy, or he finds her unworthy. After all, she wants a son-in-law, and what kind of man would marry a woman who's been married twice and has children? Especially since the Bao family isn't particularly well-off, Bao Dayan's second marriage has been delayed.
It was in the past two years that Bao Dayan set her sights on Yu Junsheng as he grew up. When he was a child, he was like a pretty boy and she looked down on him.
Although Yu Junsheng is five years younger than herself, fortunately he has a stable job and there is no one else at home. Not only will the several rooms in his house belong to her, but his salary will also be able to support herself and her family.
Bao Dayan is good at playing with abacus beads, but she didn't expect that Yu Junsheng would find a partner so soon.
She was deeply irritated by Cheng Jiajia's attitude of being the master in Yu Junsheng's house today, so she couldn't help but run to her and say these words. She wanted Yu Junsheng to realize that she was better than that peasant who only knew how to spend money, but she didn't expect to be humiliated.
No, she had to think of a way to prevent Yu Junsheng from marrying that village girl!
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