Quick Wear: I Fulfill the Wish of Cannon Fodder

He Wanyi's roommates complained: "She keeps farting in the room. The smell is so bad. We really can't stand it."

"Captain, I just went to the infirmary to get medicine. The doctor said that only two doses of medicine would cure it, but those people insisted on kicking me out!" He Wanyi said aggrievedly, and then let out two loud farts.

Captain Tian quickly covered his nose and took two steps back before glancing at He Wanyi. He wondered what on earth this girl had eaten to have such a foul-smelling fart. At that moment, he also agreed that she should move out first. After all, who could stand such a smell?

"He Zhiqing, there is an idle small house at the end of the village with a kitchen. You can live there while you are receiving treatment." Captain Tian said helplessly.

"I, I... Captain, how can you be so unfair!" He Wanyi wanted to continue arguing, but when she saw Ning Yuanming in the crowd, she hoped he would say a few good words for her. However, the man's disdainful look made her shut up.

After the team leader made the decision, he urged He Wanyi to pack up her things as soon as possible and move to her new residence before dark. At the same time, he also arranged for a villager to lead her.

Dong Zhiqing, the most senior educated youth in the institute, returned to the kitchen and gave He Wanyi all the remaining rice for the month.

Apart from the remaining money and medicine, He Wanyi only picked up a few pieces of clothes and the things she bought at noon, packed them up, and picked up less than half a bag of rice and prepared to leave.

At this time, Ning Yuanming also came over and offered to help carry the things over, but his eyes were staring at her package.

He still remembered the meat buns and candies that He Wanyi had promised him in the afternoon. Things had just happened so suddenly that He Wanyi hadn't had time to give them to him. Now, the opportunity had come.

The uncle who led He Wanyi didn't think much about it. He watched He Zhiqing hand the packages in his hand to Ning Zhiqing, and then began to lead them.

He Wanyi continued to brag all the way. This time, she consciously kept her distance from the two of them and followed them not too far away.

Looking at Ning Yuanming's back, He Wanyi thought of his eyes and was afraid that she, his girlfriend who had not yet been made public, would break up with him later. She hugged the college entrance examination materials tightly in her arms, thinking that there must be other ways to keep this man.

Her eyes were determined. She was determined to be the wife of the richest man, and Su Lan couldn't snatch her away from her.

The idle houses in the village are considered collective property of the village. The village chief basically hires people to clean them twice a month, so they are not dirty or messy, which makes it convenient for He Wanyi.

As soon as the uncle who led the way left, He Wanyi couldn't wait to get close to Ning Yuanming, put her arm around his, and rubbed him with the soft part of her chest.

"Brother Yuanming, I knew you were the best to me, thank you! Stay for meat buns tonight~" He Wanyi blinked and looked at Ning Yuanming with anticipation.

Although she is only eighteen years old, she has a sixty-year-old soul living in her body. She has some experience in how to control a man's mind.

And what about Ning Yuanming? He was already so distracted by He Wanyi that he felt as if he had suddenly lost his sense of smell. He only felt that the girl in front of him was perfect in every way, and he couldn't help himself.

So, without saying a word, the two of them closed the door of the cabin and started doing some embarrassing things.

Tuanzi, who was standing by, was so frightened when he saw this scene that he quickly closed his eyes and hurriedly reported to Su Lan.

"Host, should we do something? Like, bring someone to catch them in the act?"

"No need. Now they will just say that you are already in a relationship and there will be no punishment. Besides, I have a better idea."

"Tuanzi, go to the system mall and buy another fart talisman for Ning Yuanming to use."

"Wow, host, you are so bad, hahaha, I'm going now"

"It's too late. Going there now will pollute your eyes."

"Okay, I'll check back in half an hour."

After Su Lan instructed Tuanzi to work, she went to the room to study how to assemble an electric tiller. After trying five or six times, she basically mastered the assembly method, except for the blade.

Two days later, Wang Gang, true to his word, brought Su Lan an industrial ticket. The ticket cost only two yuan, a bargain for Su Lan. Without hesitation, she paid and pulled out two fragrant, soft, and delicious loaves of bread from her personal space as a token of her gratitude and return.

After all, he not only helped her find the industrial ticket, but also delivered it to her personally. This kind of thought is really rare.

Now that I have the ticket, the next step is to take time off again and go to town to buy the blades.

However, He Wanyi's situation wasn't as optimistic. Despite taking medication for two days, her fart odor problem hadn't been resolved and had even gotten worse. Furthermore, even Ning Yuanming, who was closer to her, had unfortunately contracted the "fart odor problem."

Faced with this situation, the team leader had to take action. He decided to let Ning Yuanming move into the courtyard. Furthermore, the team leader remembered the cigarettes Su Lan had given him, so he found the scorekeepers and arranged for them to carry manure for the next two weeks.

In the village, vegetable plots are often irrigated with fresh pig manure to ensure the growth and quality of the vegetables. Therefore, the task of collecting manure has always been a dedicated one, and the work points are relatively high. However, the disadvantage of this job is also obvious: after completing the work every day, the body is filled with a persistent odor.

The villagers and the educated youth had been suffering from the male and female protagonists' stinky farts these days, so when they heard they were going to pick up manure, everyone expressed their support without hesitation. After all, it all smelled bad, so perhaps these two educated youth would be better at this job!

That day, Su Lan took a leave to buy razor blades and came back just in time to see the male and female protagonists carrying manure. Smelling the strong odor, she subconsciously used her spiritual power to block out her five senses, and the air around her instantly became much fresher.

Ning Yuanming spotted Su Lan immediately, his eyes gleaming with greed, like a hungry wolf seeing fresh meat. He quickly put down the burden on his shoulders, adjusted the collar of his shirt, and prepared to chat with Su Lan. However, at that moment, the pig manure bucket fell to the ground, splashing some feces, a few drops of which happened to land on He Wanyi's shoes.

"Ah, Brother Yuanming, what are you doing?" He Wanyi exclaimed, and hurriedly bent down to find a blade of grass to wipe her shoes. But Ning Yuanming ignored her. Instead, he smiled a self-proclaimed handsome smile and strode towards Su Lan.

"Long time no see, Comrade Su," Ning Yuanming immediately went to greet Su Lan after seeing him.

"Well, it's been a while since I saw you jumping around in front of me," Su Lan symbolically took two steps back, raised his eyebrows, and said playfully.

"Ah, so you missed me and came to see me specially? You have to believe me, I really was just trying to help He Zhiqing move, but I ended up getting infected myself. Now I live in the same yard with her, you won't be jealous, will you?"

Ning Yuanming was very excited, spouting words non-stop and farting several times. But he didn't notice that He Wanyi was standing there motionless with a pale face.

Su Lan liked to watch resentful couples, so she spoke in the murderous gaze of the heroine.

"Hey, this disease is contagious, so please stay away from me."

"No, as long as you don't do it..."