Quick Wear: I always have strange tricks to pass levels
Chapter 360 Modern World Word Changing System 5
Jiang Yu had his own little room, but he was too young now and needed someone to take care of him at night, so he and his crib were moved to Aunt Zhang's room.
In order to give the child a round back of the head, Aunt Zhang took great pains to help Jiang Yu turn over every once in a while.
Jiang Yu accepted this matter well and would even move his limp body along with Aunt Zhang's movements.
As a little baby, everything is fine except that his body is not very strong and he can't even turn over by himself.
"The host is too young now." 008 clicked in the system space. This was a precious baby photo of the host. He didn't know if he would have the chance to take it again, so he had to keep it well.
The child in the photo has a pair of round black eyes, and his chubby little face trembles with his movements. Wearing a cute little bear costume prepared by Xu Ying, he looks like a newborn baby bear.
008 now understands why parents in the human world like to show off their children so much. If he also has a baby as cute as his host, he won't be able to help but post a photo every day.
"Of course I know." Jiang Yu snorted a few times, "But now it's hard for me to turn my head."
He could only clench his fists and wait for someone's favor every day, like a criminal locked in a crib. It was not even a month yet, and he couldn't go outside. It was so boring.
There was no progress in the plot, and he couldn't find anything to do to relieve his boredom.
In fact, he also wanted to secretly modify himself, such as allowing himself to run and jump now, although it would be useless and he would have to hide when he met the next person.
But it failed.
Even if an immortal comes to experience the catastrophe, this is still a real world. In order to reduce the impact on other things in the world, the auxiliary system can only change the part about the witch.
Jiang Yu rubbed his toothless gums and endured it!
……
The days of growing up passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, Jiang Yu was able to roll over. The first person to discover this was Jiang Zhou. The first thing he did when he came back was to run to Jiang Yu's crib and tell his brother in his childish voice what happened to him every day.
This is what Jiang Heguang told him, saying that his younger brother was very curious about what happened to his older brother every day.
Jiangzhou didn't believe it at first, but since other adults in the family said so, he developed this habit.
In fact, what happened to him every day was similar, and Jiang Zhou sometimes felt bored, but this was what his brother wanted, so he tried hard to remember what was happening around him.
Just like that, it went from a few words at the beginning to more than ten minutes, and now it takes less than half an hour to finish.
Jiang Yu really liked listening to it at the beginning. After all, he had no way to go out, and Jiang Zhou was his channel to understand what was happening outside.
But he didn't like Jiang Zhou talking too much. In his eyes, it was very impolite to go to bed without listening to others carefully.
It's hard to imagine that a baby would suppress his sleepiness just for the sake of politeness, which he doesn't need to consider at the moment.
Today was different. Jiang Yu was particularly sleepy. He turned around out of habit, wanting to secretly close his eyes.
"Brother, you can roll over now?" Jiang Zhou's eyes were full of surprise. He rubbed his eyes and confirmed again and again that his brother could indeed roll over.
He was just looking at his younger brother and talking, and the next second he saw his younger brother's diapered butt facing him.
"Can you do it again, brother?"
Jiang Yu was also very happy when he heard that he could turn things around. He had been looking forward to this day for a long time.
Hearing this, he turned over again. Although it was a little difficult, it was not a big problem.
He quickly retracted his thought and wanted to slap himself.
"Can you do it again, baby?"
Jiang Yu sighed. He felt like a gorilla in a zoo being watched by people. He had just learned a new skill and crowds of tourists came to watch him perform. When they couldn't get enough of it, they would shout for him to do it again and again.
Why didn't he just do it secretly in the dead of night?
They found it a little funny to see such a mature expression on Jiang Yu's little face: "The baby must be tired."
……
There are always various problems when a baby grows up. Jiang Yu now likes to suck his fingers, and Jiang Zhou was the first to discover it.
Because Jiang Yu found that in front of others, they would stop him, but Jiang Zhou would not. He would just watch him suck his fingers with curiosity.
Jiang Yu grinned evilly. They all thought he had changed, but he was the only one who knew that he hadn't changed at all. He just changed the time of eating.
He didn't want to either, but it seemed like there was some magic. He didn't want to bite the pacifier, he only wanted to suck his fingers.
Jiang Zhou now also knows that sucking thumbs is not a good thing. After seeing his brother sucking thumbs, he pulled it out for Jiang Yu.
Jiang Yu: “…”
He turned over and stuffed his little fist into his mouth again.
Jiang Zhou: "..."
He took his brother's hand out again: "This isn't right."
Jiang Yu glanced at Jiang Zhou who was lying beside him. It seemed that he had to look for another opportunity.
Sucking thumbs is not a good habit, so they also use methods that are very popular on the Internet, such as smearing something on the fingers, but Jiang Yu seemed to know in advance, so he would not suck his thumbs after smearing it, and then he would hit you when you relax.
The whole family was left in a state of confusion by this little rascal. It was Xu Ying who came up with a solution and specially customized a pair of gloves for him, which cured his habit of sucking his thumbs.
Jiang Yu: “…”
Days passed, and in the blink of an eye, Jiang Yu was already three years old. He was no longer the little baby who lay motionless in the crib and was at the mercy of others.
"Where are you running to? Come here and drink some milk!"
Jiang Yu, who was posing on the sofa, suddenly felt deflated and was dragged to his own small stool to drink milk obediently, with a white cat at his feet.
This is 008. His current appearance is a white cat with heterochromia. He colluded with Jiang Yu and went to the door of Jiang's house to commit fraud.
At that time, Jiang Yu had just learned to run, so he held the kitten tightly and refused to let go.
Although 008 was just a little kitten at the time, everyone else was afraid that he would accidentally hurt Jiang Yu. Children are reckless, and if he hurt the kitten, Jiang Yu would definitely be scratched.
But 008 is not an ordinary kitten. He was held in Jiang Yu's arms obediently and motionlessly, looking at other people in the Jiang family with wet eyes, just like a poor little thing.
Xu Ying was the first to soften her heart: "Xiaoyu likes it so much, why don't we keep it."
Jiang Zhou shook his head: "Although the kitten is pitiful, it has a lot of bacteria on its body. My brother is still a child and his resistance is not good."
008: "Host, did he say I was dirty?"
Jiang Yu stroked his hair: "No, he said that I have a weak resistance."
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