Genshin Impact: I am the law of nature, not your wife!

"Hmm? Paimon, is she your friend?"

Looking at the little girl with green hair, Ye Yu felt that she seemed to have some social anxiety.

"Oh, I forgot you guys didn't know each other yet. Let me introduce you. This is Ke Lai, an apprentice ranger at Xumi Daocheng Forest."

"This is Hanasari, the shrine maiden of Inazuma Narukami Taisha Shrine. This is Wendy, a street singer in Mondstadt. As for this one..."

Paimon looked at Yeyu and paused.

"As you can see, Cole, her name is Yeyu, a rich and mean woman." When introducing Yeyu, Paimon emphasized the word "mean".

Hanasari and Wendy greeted Cole, but Yeyu sighed.

"Ah... So this is the image of me in your mind, Paimon?"

"The last time I came to Mond, I didn't have the chance to experience the local food culture. I was thinking of asking you to be my guide, but it seems that won't work."

"After all, who would bother with a rich, worthless woman..."

As Ye Yu spoke, she pretended to be sad and sobbed twice.

Unexpectedly, Paimeng's face changed immediately after hearing this.

"I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I'll reintroduce myself."

Floating to Yeyu's side, Paimon introduced him while adding body movements.

"Kole, this is Lady Yeyu, who combines beauty, wisdom, wealth, generosity, and kindness. She is unique in heaven and nowhere else on earth!"

"Protect the best Night Talk in the world!"

"Yes, I'm very satisfied. Then I'll reluctantly hire Paimon as Mondstadt's food guide again." Ye Yu nodded.

Her and Paimon's antics successfully made Cole laugh, and the little girl was finally not so shy anymore.

Seeing Paimon's praise for Yeyu, Wendy felt ashamed. Compared with Paimon, he was just like a green elementary school student.

Ying also felt that Paimon's wisdom would become unusually high only when it came to eating.

Even a despicable woman like Ye Yu can be praised to the skies by her, which shows how powerful Paimeng is.

"Why did Cole come to Mond? Is he here to see Amber?" Ying asked.

Cole is Amber's number one fan girl. Ying had seen this when Dao Chenglin talked about Amber.

"Yes... yes, it's not that the demonic scale disease has been cured. I wanted to come to Mond to tell Amber the good news in person. I have been busy before, and I happen to have a few days off..."

Cole put his hands behind his back and lowered his head slightly. He was still very shy that others had guessed his purpose so easily.

"By the way, Traveler, are there usually little notes inside Mond's fairy tale books?" Cole asked as if he remembered something.

Ying looked at Wendy.

She didn't know much about Mond's fairy tale books.

"As far as I know, there shouldn't be any. Did something happen to Miss Cole?" Wendy thought, resting her chin on her hand.

"Just now, I was in the souvenir shop and picked up a book of Mond's fairy tales. I flipped through it and found a mysterious note stuck inside."

Cole handed the note to Ying, and Paimon came over curiously and read out the contents of the note.

"Find a flower that doesn't exist in the world. Find a guide who will never get lost. Find someone who doesn't lie. Find a legend that never ends. If you can accomplish these, you will be able to light the lamp of bliss and gain the ultimate blessing."

"Wow, that sounds like a prank prophecy story to trick children."

"I don't think so..."

The sudden sound startled Paimon.

Looking back, I saw a girl wearing glasses and animal ears coming behind me.

"Sugar? Why are you here? You scared me."

"I'm sorry, Paimon, I didn't mean to."

"I've been chosen as the special ambassador for this year's Wind Flower Festival. During this festival, which symbolizes gratitude and love, I'm going to do some good things for everyone within my power."

"Seeing so many of you gathered here, I thought you were in some trouble, so..."

Sugar scratched his head, thinking that his sudden expression of opinion just now was indeed a bit rude.

"So that's how it is. Then, Sugar, can you tell me why you think this doesn't seem like a prophecy story to trick children?" Paimon asked.

"Well...actually, I can't be 100% sure. This is just my personal subjective judgment."

"Only those with a childlike and poetic heart would read fairy tales. Those who left prophecies probably understood this. It would be too cruel to destroy this innocence with lies."

After hearing Sugar's judgment, Yeyu agreed.

"Yeah, I think so too."

"So, Miss, can I touch your ears?"

"Eh?!"

Yeyu's words were so shocking that Shatang couldn't react for a moment.

How come this beautiful white-haired sister was agreeing with me one second and touching my ears the next?

Ever since Shatang walked over, Yeyu's eyes had never left her ears.

Like Ganyu's horns and the little loli, Sugar's ears seem to have a special attraction to Yeyu.

"Is it possible? Is it possible?"

For Ye Yu, who has a social status, if he wants to touch her ears, he can just go up and ask.

"Traveler... Traveler, how should I answer...?"

Sugar covered her ears and looked at Ying for help.

"You scared me." Ying said lightly.

"Sorry, I was a little too excited." Ye Yu stopped his criminal impulse in time.

This Miss Sucrose is not Ganyu, Ganyu can still use "her" to fool people.

If Miss Sugar was disgusted or afraid of him, Ye Yu might never be able to touch those furry ears that looked so good to rub in his life.

"I also think what Sandang said makes sense."

"Does Miss Cole believe this prophecy?" Wendy seemed to have realized something.

"Me? Well... I probably believe it..." answered Cole who was called.

"Why do you believe it probably?" Paimon spread his hands.

"Because in fairy tales, aren't the treasures hidden at the end of the prophecy always able to grant wishes?... If I could, I'd like to make a wish to improve my personality."

Cole's words left Paimon confused.

"That's not right. Why would you think that? What's wrong with Cole's character?"

"Thank you, Paimon, but I know my situation well..." Cole lowered his head, and no one could see his expression.

"Hmm~ I see. As the best bard in all of Mondstadt, Ms. Cole, I can responsibly tell you that this prophecy is true."

"Eh?!"

Not only Cole, but even Paimon looked at Wendy with wide eyes.

"Singers, do you really have a lamp of bliss that can grant wishes?"

Taking out the harp, Wendy ran her fingers across the strings.

"I don't know any more, but I am sure it is true."