Genshin Impact: I am the law of nature, not your wife!

[Holy crap?! The real sword is here! As expected of my Great Liyue, my seniors are so righteous!]

[This willingness to save others even at the cost of one's own life... I can't take it anymore, I'm going to pee.]

[Bai Shu is really... I didn't feel anything when I was going through the story, but now I'm a Bai Shu fan.]

[As I said, if you don't have a wife, one of you will die in the end. Given Lao Mi's personality, it's possible that both of them will die...]

[That’s so true, so I decided to recognize my wife as my real mother! ]

[The above person, your composition is a bit complicated. ]

What era is it in? You still need to recognize your mom? I just call her out. Mom—!!! (Very loud)

[It's so funny, our Yeyu's mom is such a big fan, she can't even hold all her grandchildren.]

[What the hell?! Taking advantage, huh?]

As the comments in the live broadcast room became noisy, Hunhun was speechless.

What's there to argue about? Wouldn't it be a perfect solution if Yeyu could be both wife and mother?

Hunhun didn't know what he was thinking about, but he let out a chuckle.

[Host, you know, I rarely use the word "vulgar" to describe girls.]

The host's laughter frightened even a 5'8" tall man like me.

[The host's smile made me feel like someone was following me.]

Seeing that all the comments were complaining about him, Hunhun laughed awkwardly.

"Brothers, don't worry about these details..."

"Look, I've completed the mission and won ten more pink balls. I can get a wife and take her home soon."

[If the anchor hadn't mentioned it, I wouldn't have noticed. By the way, how many pink balls has my wife given us?]

"Let me see."

Hunhun couldn't remember clearly, he only knew that there was a mission called Yeyu, and that he would definitely give out ten consecutive hits at the end.

As he spoke, Hunhun opened the lottery interface.

Sixty pink balls lie quietly in the upper right corner.

[Before I knew it, my wife had already given us sixty consecutive draws.]

[Yeah, time flies. I don't know if what the guy who broke the news said is true. If I give away enough guaranteed bonuses, that's when my wife can enter the card pool.]

[It's true, my dear brother, this is the information revealed by my eldest aunt's second aunt's third aunt's nephew.]

【I don’t think you said that last time.】

Don’t worry about the details…

The barrage was wondering when Yeyu would enter the card pool, and Yeyu was also wondering why the "stubborn donkey" who was standing on Baizhu's shoulder and chirping non-stop had not been recycled this time?

Aren’t all the troubles solved?

"System, have you been slacking off? Why aren't you dedicated to your work at all?"

[Ding! Returning to the host, the broken soul does not meet the conditions for recycling at this time.]

???

Ye Yu had a face full of question marks.

This is the first time I've encountered this situation.

Could it be that she was mistaken? Was Bai Zhu not actually the target this time?

That's not right. That "stubborn donkey" was clearly standing on Bai Zhu's shoulder. Even if she got the target wrong, that "stubborn donkey" wouldn't get the target wrong, right?

"System, can you tell me why I don't meet the requirements?"

[Ding! "She" said Bai Zhu hasn't accepted her apology yet, so she doesn't want to be recycled.]

"Apologize? Apologize for what?" Ye Yu was confused.

[Ding! This system doesn't know either.]

Ye Yu is in a state of confusion now.

This "stubborn donkey" always comes up with new tricks for her.

Make your job more difficult, right?

Okay, okay, if this "stubborn donkey" continues to act like this, then Ye Yu will... have to go to Bai Zhu to find out what's going on.

As the person being apologized to, Bai Zhu must know the reason, right?

"Bai Zhu, this 'stubborn donkey' said she wants to apologize to you. If you don't accept it, 'she' won't leave with me. Do you have any idea about 'the apology'?"

Looking at the chirping little sparrow on his shoulder, Bai Zhu had no idea. He couldn't understand why a little sparrow wanted to apologize to him?

"I'm sorry, Miss Yeyu, I'm not quite sure why Little Tuanque would apologize to me."

This little sparrow is indeed special than other sparrows.

Not only is it not afraid of people, it is also very spiritual. It seems that it has also felt the rich vitality from this little sparrow.

Miss Yeyu was even furious about this matter.

Wait, vitality?

Bai Zhu subconsciously took out the life crystal that had already dimmed.

After seeing the crystal of life, the little bird became obviously excited, and strands of emerald green light floated towards the crystal of life.

The originally dim crystal of life regained its luster at this moment, exuding a deadly temptation.

Night Language:!!!

"How dare you, a stubborn ass like you, play like this?!"

The little bird, held by Ye Yu by the back of the neck, chirped non-stop, and its round body looked quite funny.

Ye Yu waved her hand, and three or four life crystals appeared in her hand, which she handed to Bai Zhu.

"Are you satisfied now?" As he said that, Ye Yu gently flicked Xiao Tuanque's butt.

"Chirp..."

The little sparrow cried out in dissatisfaction.

Ye Yu rubbing the life crystal in her hands reminded Bai Zhu of someone. Miss Hanasari claimed to be that person's relative, and the life crystal in her hand that had regained its luster was given to her by "her".

"Chirp, chirp, chirp." The little sparrow chirped again.

"System, what did 'she' say again?"

[Ding! "She" said this was my apology for my rudeness back then. Sorry, I misunderstood you.]

“…” Ye Yu was silent.

The gift given by one's own hands is said to be "her" apology?

You are such a stubborn donkey, I’ve taught you a lesson by offering flowers to Buddha!

Bai Zhu seemed to understand something and said while holding the life crystal.

"Master, I apologize. Bai Shu has received it. This matter is also Bai Shu's fault. I didn't tell you the details back then, which caused Master to misunderstand."

"There's a glimmer of life left in Qiqi's body. Given time, perhaps she can be revived."

"Chirp~" The little bird jumped happily, and then turned into countless points of light and disappeared.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for recovering part of the broken soul. Please keep up the good work.]

"Huh, it's finally done." Ye Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

"Miss Yeyu, this is considered..." Zhongli couldn't help but speak as he looked at the disappearing little bird.

"Well, the recycling is complete."

"...That's good. When Xiaoye wakes up, please tell her, Miss Yeyu, that someone is waiting for her in Liyue Harbor."

"I will."

"And me." Ying said.

"If you're not with us when she wakes up, please tell her I miss her very much."

"The same goes for Paimon. I really miss the delicious food made by Yeyu, so you have to wake up early." Paimon said loudly to Yeyu.

"Paimon, she doesn't live in my body. It's useless to yell at me." Ye Yu took away the hands that were blocking his ears.

"Sorry……"

Paimon made everyone laugh.

Ye Yu closed his eyes and looked at the figure in the system space, which was many times more solid than when he first saw it, and spoke softly.

"A lot of people miss you, you better wake up soon."

After Ye Yu left, the figure's fingers moved in the silent system space.