Genshin Impact: I am the law of nature, not your wife!

Looking at the barrage of emojis filled with himself snotting, Hunhun fell into deep thought.

From the time the incident occurred to the appearance of the emoticon, it took no more than ten minutes.

[Hahaha~ It’s so funny, I laughed so hard that my nose snotted.jpg]

[The anchor is simply born to do this, hahahaha… laughing so hard that I snotted.jpg]

[What's that to you? Look at my "powerful laughter"! ]

I saw the word "powerful" photoshopped on the snot, which really made me laugh.

[Oh~! This cow, I want this! ]

[The invincible picture thief king is here! ]

"..."

Hunhun was speechless.

"Haha... I can get anything from a barrage, but I can't get a girlfriend."

[You, fart - Tiger King foul language jpg]

[Why can't I find a girlfriend? I have Yeyu as my wife, and that's enough.]

[Yeah, who says a wife can’t be a girlfriend? ]

[I don't agree with this. My wife is my wife, and my girlfriend is my girlfriend. Yeyu is my wife, but my girlfriend is Yeyu. Is there a problem with that?]

[The guy upstairs, I almost couldn't retract my 40-meter-long sword.]

[No problem, it makes sense, it makes perfect sense!]

Hunhun's eyes rolled, and she suddenly felt that what the barrage said made sense!

She is the most affectionate person in Teyvat. It is true that Night Language is the only one who can push people, but “she”... isn’t she also called “Night Language”?

It’s not that her affectionate personality collapsed, but that “she” took the initiative to “throw herself into his arms”!

Thinking of this, Hunhun couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Two "Night Talks", double the happiness, it's so cool!

[What on earth is this rubbish anchor thinking about? Why is he laughing so obscenely?]

[My blind guess is that it has something to do with my wife.]

[There's a hint of comfort in the vulgarity. The analysis is out. This scumbag anchor wants to have his cake and eat it too! She wants both Yeyu and Yeyu!]

Hunhun was stunned. Was this barrage the worms in her stomach?

How do you know what she is thinking?

[Fuck, this lousy streamer's reaction is really like that?! She's the most affectionate person in Teyvat, bah! What a jerk!]

[Anchor, your character has collapsed, laugh out loud jpg]

[Old rules, let's draw our swords and decide the outcome! Only the strong are worthy of having two "Yeyu" wives!]

"Ahem... Brothers, let's continue with the plot."

Zhongli explained for a long time before finally convincing Liuyun Jiefeng that he didn't mean it, he just wanted to give everyone a surprise.

The festive season is approaching, and there is such good news, isn’t it double joy?

"If I hadn't happened to see it, how would the Emperor have planned to tell everyone this good news?" Liu Yunjiefeng asked.

"We should organize a dinner party and reveal everything at the dinner party," Zhongli said.

"Shall we have a dinner? Okay, come to think of it, I haven't seen the old guys in a while. I'm really looking forward to their expressions when they hear the good news at the dinner."

"In that case, I will refuse Yunjian's request to inform those two old guys."

After saying that, Liuyun flew away with the help of the wind.

"Hehe, it seems that True Lord Liuyun is in a good mood."

"By the way, Zhongli, can we also join this dinner?" Paimeng felt excited at the thought of being able to eat for free again.

"That's fine. The more people there are at the Lantern Festival, the more lively it is."

"Since you said so, Zhongli, I won't be polite."

Paimon's behavior was not polite at all.

Although it was a gathering of old friends, they should not lose their manners. Being a person of particular tastes, Zhongli still had to make some preparations in advance.

"By the way, Zhongli, the bamboo shoots you requested."

Watching Zhongli walk towards the cave entrance, Paimon suddenly remembered.

"Hmm... you've arrived just in time. So, please look forward to this dish of preserved pork with preserved vegetables cooked with Mingye bamboo shoots at the dinner table."

Zhongli also left. Judging from his expression, it seemed that he wanted to cook himself?

Ganyu and Shenhe's eyes were still on Yeyu, just like when they were in Aozang Mountain, Yeyu was staring at the horns on Ganyu's head.

"Um... Ganyu, Shenhe, do you have anything else to say?" Ye Yu felt uncomfortable when they looked at her.

"Yeyu, my sister (Big Sister) will come back, right?"

Gan Yu and Shen He said in unison.

"Yes, I have promised this to many people countless times."

"She'll come back, I promise."

Ye Yu was serious for only three seconds. After making his promise, his eyes began to glance at Gan Yu and Shen He.

Finally, his gaze stopped at Ganyu's corner.

Slime, white legs and all that, she has it too.

If there is anything it doesn't have, it's only the horns and the tail.

This thing is like a little loli to Ye Yu, it can arouse her interest.

"Ahem... Speaking of which, Miss Ganyu, you know, collecting souls without asking for anything in return is also very tiring."

"So...if you could give me some rewards, maybe I'd be more motivated~"

How could Ganyu not understand Yeyu's meaning?

"Well... well, please, be... a little gentler, the corners... are very sensitive..." Ganyu's face was the same color as the cooked prawns.

"Hehe...I'll be gentle."

It was already evening when we returned to Liyue Harbor. Although I didn't find out anything embarrassing about "her" on this trip, it was not a loss at all that I touched Ganyu's horn.

The lights come on and Liyue Harbor is brightly lit.

People were moving around in front of the huge sky lantern decoration, as if some show was about to begin.

"Little guy, it's so lively over there, let's go over there too."

When you get closer, you can hear a rhythmic rap.

"Dragons coil, tigers crouch, butterflies blush, bees envy, Zhang San and Li Si, their income is insufficient to cover their expenses."

"It's Hu Tao and Xin Yan!" Paimon said excitedly, pointing at the two people performing on the stage.

Ye Yu was already used to it. She thought that the two lively girls on the stage must be the little guy's friends, right?

I have to say that the little guy has a really wide network of contacts in the countries he has traveled to.

Is this considered a benefit of having a troublesome physique?

After the two girls performed the opening piece, it was Dvorak's turn to take the stage.

He went to Yuehai Pavilion to discuss with the Liyue manager, and finally obtained the right to host the [Rainbow Tour] Liyue special event, which was held at such a grand festival as the Sea Lantern Festival.

"call……"

Dvorak let out a sigh, looked in the direction of Yujingtai, and then began to give orders.

This song is dedicated to the stars in the sky.

Tell them that the world is safe and sound, and that their old friends are well...

"Uncle Dvorak, come on!"

Paimon cheered for Dvorak from the audience.

With a wave of his hand, Ye Yu's stars became bright and flowed from the night sky to the world.

It is better to take a trip to the human world than to appreciate it from heaven.

The brilliant galaxy hangs above Liyue Harbor, and the stars dance and twinkle, as if expressing their admiration for the great changes that have taken place in Liyue today.

Fireworks and sky lanterns rise into the sky together, and the Milky Way returns to the sky with the thoughts entrusted in the sky lanterns.

"Happy Lantern Festival, little one."

"Happy Lantern Festival, Night Talk."