Genshin Impact: I am the law of nature, not your wife!

After several major versions, the true appearance of "that girl" was finally revealed.

Although he was reluctant to admit it, Hunhun's heart really couldn't help but beat twice.

"No, no, Hunhun, you are Yeyu's single pusher, the most affectionate person in Teyvat, there is no room for other women in your heart!"

Hunhun slapped her face twice and forced herself to calm down and not be swayed by the beauty.

[Scumbag anchor, you are moved, right? ]

[It's absolutely heart-warming! Who wouldn't be moved by the way 'she' looked at me in my dream?]

[I declare that from now on I am... uh, what's her name? ]

[I don't know, Lao Mi has always used "she" instead. However, according to the expert comments in the comments, it is very likely that the name is similar to Ye Yu's wife.]

[Now, I can’t even be a dog…]

"No, brother, what kind of hobby is that? How can you be so lucky as to get such a good thing?"

Gentleness is the first impression she gave me. Not just any ordinary gentleness, but the kind of gentleness that comes from lovers: someone who understands you, gives in to you, has eyes only for you, and would pluck the stars from the sky just for you.

[Fuck, the guy above said I felt it too, I feel the same way, but I don't know how to express it.]

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After seeing "her" soul, Zhongli breathed a sigh of relief, then the corners of his mouth unconsciously rose and he laughed out loud.

He laughed heartily and boldly, as if he had returned to the vigor and vitality of his youth.

"It's good to be back, it's good to be back."

It was like a huge stone that had been blocking his heart for years had finally fallen to the ground. Even the food that had nothing to do with listening to books seemed much more pleasing to Zhongli's eyes.

"Do you mind if I add another set of dishes?"

"Of course." Ye Yu picked up a piece of boiled black sea bass. It was so spicy that it went really well with rice.

In this way, the three of them performed a food show in front of Tian Tiezui, making him drool with greed.

He finished reading a paragraph of the book, but didn't even take a sip of the tea he was supposed to use to moisten his throat.

While eating, Zhongli suddenly realized a problem.

"Hana Sanri called you Yeyu?"

"Yes, I am the linguist of the word, she named it."

This ends the cg.

Hunhun and Danmu were still not satisfied.

I'm getting more and more curious. Zhongli's laughter seems to contain so many things.

[Relief, surprise, and perhaps a hint of paternal resentment? ...That's all I can deduce for now.]

[What the hell? There are so many hidden dragons and crouching tigers in the barrage, how can you even analyze that?]

What the hell is this old father's resentment? Seriously?

[I don't know. Maybe I'm just not very knowledgeable. I'll analyze it further.]

Souls who can move freely should go to the map as soon as possible and then click on the teleportation anchor point where the three bowls are not guarded.

CG did reveal a lot of information, but nothing could stop her from going to see Ye Yu.

As she expected, the plot was automatically triggered after she got close.

"Zhongli—Yeyu and Hua Sanli are also here?"

"It seems that you already know each other." Paimon's voice reached everyone's ears.

"We just met. Have Paimon and the little guy eaten? Do you want two more sets of bowls and chopsticks so I can order a few more dishes?" Ye Yu greeted.

"Wow! Such a sumptuous meal so early in the morning. Yeyu, you really are a rich man." Paimeng silently counted the empty plates piled up on the small round table. There were at least ten dishes.

"Hehe...I've been missing Liyue for a while now, so I ordered so much without realizing it."

"Really? I didn't realize that Yeyu and I are quite knowledgeable about food. Which of these dishes is your favorite?"

"Boiled black sea bass is fragrant, spicy, and goes well with rice. It's a dish tailor-made for me."

Seeing the two of them exchanging their foodie experiences so naturally, Ying expressed her incomprehension.

"What about Hanasari?" Paimon turned around and asked.

"Me? I prefer this lotus seed poultry egg custard."

"Hmm, it seems that Hanasaki has a lighter taste. I recommend you try stir-fried shrimps. It's light yet retains the aroma of the wok and the deliciousness of the shrimp." Paimeng is indeed a senior foodie who can draw inferences from one example.

"As for Zhongli..." Paimon crossed his arms across his chest, looking calm and composed, as if he had seen through everything.

"No need to think about it, it must be pickled pork with preserved vegetables, right?"

"Paimon is smart and knows me very well." Zhongli nodded.

"Oh! I didn't expect that you, Paimon, have this skill. It really impressed me." Ye Yu applauded.

"Hehehe... Actually, this is nothing..."

Paimon scratched his head.

Ye Yu's support made her feel shy.

"Speaking of preserved pork with bamboo shoots, this season happens to be around Qingce Village, when the bamboo shoots from Mingye are breaking through the ground. The preserved pork with bamboo shoots has the unique fragrance of fresh bamboo shoots, and the aftertaste is longer than that of ordinary preserved pork with bamboo shoots."

"Large chunks of lean meat are placed in a pot with fragrant and crisp bamboo shoots. They are simmered over low heat for half a day, until the fragrance of the bamboo shoots and the essence of the meat slowly overflow and gradually blend into the broth..."

"Stop! Stop talking, or I'll drool!" Paimon interrupted Zhongli, his eyes turning into little stars.

Tian Tiezui: "Finally someone understands me!"

"What should I do, Ying? I'm so greedy for what Zhongli said."

The conversation with the foodie Yeyu had already aroused Paimeng's appetite, and now Zhongli was praising Minglue's bamboo shoots to the skies, and Paimeng could no longer control himself.

"Hey... didn't you just have breakfast?"

"Forget it, just consider it as a digestive aid after a meal." Ying sighed.

"Great!" Paimeng cheered, and she knew that Ying doted on her the most.

"Such a wonderful thing is indeed worth the trip. If you two pick the best bamboo shoots, please be sure to bring some back to me."

After hearing what Zhongli said, Ying had reason to suspect that he was deliberately tempting Paimon in order to get her to run errands for him for free.

This social loser who eats and takes things for free is really hopeless.

Ying left and took Paimeng to Qingce Village to pick bamboo shoots.

Looking at Ying walking away, Ye Yu spoke.

"Did you do it on purpose?"

"Hmm? It's true that bamboo shoots from Menglue are very delicious."

"Plus, with the festive season just around the corner and hearing such good news, it's a great opportunity to get together with family and friends."

"Wouldn't it be icing on the cake if we prepared one or two of our signature dishes?"

Well, it’s confirmed, this person did it on purpose.

Fortunately, Ye Yu had just eaten and drunk his fill and entered the sage time where he had no interest in food.

Otherwise, he would have gone to Qingce Village with Ying because he was curious about the taste of pickled pork with preserved vegetables.

After paying the bill, Ye Yu planned to take Hua Sanli for a walk to experience the customs and culture of Liyue, as a way to digest the food after the meal.

"Let's go, Mora... Zhongli."

"Well, you two walk slowly."

After having a free meal, Zhongli got up and went for a walk which he hadn't taken in a long time.