Genshin Impact: I am the law of nature, not your wife!

Two warm balls slid down his nose uncontrollably. Hunhun subconsciously wiped them away with his hand, and the live broadcast room completely exploded!

[Fuck, the host is bleeding from the nose! ]

[Not only was she bleeding from her nose, she was also swallowing saliva just now. Perverted anchor, identification completed!]

"I hadn't noticed it until you mentioned it, but I did hear someone swallowing their saliva. Is this new character really that attractive?"

[The above person, if a beautiful, young and rich lady offered you 1 billion to support you, what would you do? ]

[Stop talking, I'm Yeyu's dog. She spent a billion on me the first time we met, she must like me!]

[Hehe...don't tell me, don't tell me, this is love!]

She hurriedly pulled out two pieces of tissue paper and blocked her nostrils with them, otherwise she would really faint from excessive blood loss.

"Ahem... Brothers, I'm just getting angry, do you believe me..."

【hehe……】

[Ah, yes, yes, I’m getting angry, getting angry~]

[Ye Yu: Oh, stubborn woman, you have successfully caught my attention! ]

[Take it easy, you've seen too many bosses, haven't you?]

Seeing that the explanation was so powerless, Hunhun simply gave up pretending.

"Yes, I had a nosebleed because of Ye Yu, so what?"

"Yeyu's nickname is Soul Collector, which is a perfect match for me. Yeyu, come and pick up your soul and take it home!"

Hunhun went crazy on the spot, and the barrage was full of requests for a fight.

[Draw your sword, host, Yeyu is my wife! ]

[Hey, a few peanuts, how could you be so drunk? Yeyu is obviously my wife!]

[Bah, a bunch of thieves, why are you all thinking about my wife? ]

In the plot, Ying sat opposite Yeyu.

Ye Yu was seen supporting her chin and looking at Ying with a smile. There was another beauty attack outside the screen!

Ying felt a little numb in her heart. Why did the way this person looked at her look so similar to that of Inazuma's scumbag fox?

"Traveler... Traveler, are you sure she is the strange god who stopped you and your brother?"

"What enemy would help us pay our debts and invite us to sit down for a drink?"

Paimon huddled behind Ying, muttering softly.

"Don't let your guard down, Paimon. This might be her way of paralyzing us."

Although she seemed to be talking to Paimon, Ying's eyes never left Yeyu, always on guard against Yeyu's attack.

"Don't be so nervous, little one, I have no ill will towards you..."

"On the contrary, I was asked to take care of you."

After a pause, Ye Yu hooked her finger, and the wine jug automatically flew over and filled it for her.

However, Ying remained unmoved and didn't even touch the raspberry mint drink in front of her.

Paimon also stared at the ice hook juice that belonged to her with a firm look. Although she kept swallowing her saliva, she still turned her head away bravely.

Say that you won't be tempted!

"I know what you're wary of. It's nothing more than my appearance, but I'm not a Maintainer."

"My name is...Yeyu."

The moment he heard the word "Yeyu", Ying in the picture stood up suddenly.

His eyes were filled with shock and disbelief.

Hunhun outside the screen was also confused. It was just a name, why did he react so strongly?

[…Hmm, I personally feel like the name has a knife in it, identification complete.]

【How come the appraisal brother is so quick this time? 】

[Why didn't they fight? Disappointed jpg]

【Is the fun guy here too? 】

Curiosity drove Hunhun to continue looking back, only to see Ying looking at Yeyu excitedly and speaking anxiously.

"who are you?!"

"Why use her name!"

"Don't get excited, I'm Yu which means words." After taking two sips of the wine, Ye Yu wrote the word "Yu" on the table with his slender fingers to prove that he was different from her.

"But she gave me my name."

After hearing Ye Yu's words, tears flashed in Ying's eyes. The tears as big as beans shattered on the wine table, and her voice became a little trembling.

"...You know where she went, right?"

"Well, she went off to save the world."

The atmosphere at the table fell silent, the screen went black, and the first chapter of the legendary mission ended here.

Hunhun was a little crazy.

"Gone?! How come it's gone?!"

"Who is she? Why am I crying?"

[It's such a classic. It fails at the crucial moment. Lao Mi, you are really good at playing! ]

[Ah!!! The story is half-finished, the baby has no buttocks! ]

【I feel heartbroken when you cry. 】

I thought I was the only one who felt this way.

【Based on their conversation, Ye Yu seems to know me?】

[I think it has something to do with that "her". Let's take a look and see what happens next.]

After the plot ended, Hunhun kept controlling the character to walk around Yeyu. In her words, she wanted to see if Lao Mi had left any Easter eggs.

But how could the barrage not know what she was planning?

[Anchor, if you harass my wife again, I'll call the police!]

[Shitty anchor, if you like it, just say it directly, no need to hide it, we are all family. ]

[I can hear the sound of the anchor playing abacus beads even when I’m abroad.]

His old face turned red after being criticized by the barrage, and Hunhun controlled the character to sit down next to Yeyu.

Unexpectedly, Ye Yu, whose eyes followed the character in the picture, reacted at this moment.

"Don't cry, don't cry, she will come back, I promise you."

As he spoke, he placed his hand on the character's head and whispered soothing words.

Hunhun was stunned.

She was just looking for an excuse to go crazy, but she didn't expect there would be an Easter egg?

Lao Mi, you really are...

Beautifully done!

At the same time, the players in the barrage who ran away after completing the plot screamed like groundhogs.

【Ahhhh!!! Wrong billion, wrong billion!】

[I wanted to slap myself twice, finish the task and run away! ]

[The anchor girl lied, she was really looking for Easter eggs! Dog head jpg]

My wife's voice is so gentle. I really want to lie in her arms.

[The upstairs door opens, I'm the one who's supposed to lie down, what's your level? ]

After watching Ying leave, the system's voice rang out.

[Ding! The host has successfully integrated into the main storyline and entered the player's field of vision. The requirements for publishing the portrait have been met. Do you want to publish the portrait?]

"Yes." Ye Yu said.

Releasing portraits will help increase popularity and prepare for entering the card pool later. Ye Yu has learned all this before.

To be honest, this system is pretty good and Ye Yu doesn’t have to worry about anything.

Whether it is PV, character illustration, or subsequent character design, she is helped with all the work.

What she has to do is to accumulate popularity and then collect the souls of the broken people scattered in Teyvat.

Still in that corner that no one cares about, a character portrait quietly appeared online.

"Hey, Lao Mi, what's the point of just some publicity? Is it really necessary to be so stealthy?"

[It feels good to release it secretly, right? 】

[I'm really impressed. You're not Lao Mi, you're Lao Liu! ]