Genshin Impact: I am the law of nature, not your wife!

"Why are you here?"

Paimeng's words made Jie Hu and Hou Zhang look unnatural.

The two subconsciously began to avoid Paimon's gaze, scratching their heads and looking around.

Also tried to change the subject.

Jie Hu: "Oh, the weather is really nice today, don't you think, Lao Hou?"

Hou Zhang: "Exactly, absolutely, the sky is so white, the clouds are so blue, hahahaha..."

Paimon: "..."

Originally, Xianyun had set up a handmade kite interest group, so the fact that the two of them came to the kite stall to look at the kites was already very suspicious.

Now this attempt to cover up the truth has made it even more obvious, which has undoubtedly confirmed the suspicion.

Ye Yu also approached Gui Zhongsheng with a wicked smile.

Her intuition told her that there was fun to be had.

Gui Zhong, who accompanied Jie Hu and Hou Zhang to the kite stall, must know what they were unwilling to say.

In the end, he sold out his two old friends while chatting and laughing.

"It's not a big deal, actually. They wanted to experience the atmosphere of this year's Lantern Festival, but they couldn't bring themselves to go to Xianyun to learn kite making, so they came to the kite stall."

"Pfft..." Paimon stared at the two old naughty boys with a playful expression.

After being exposed, Jie Hu was also embarrassed and said: "Gui Zhong, don't talk about such family matters to others."

Hou Zhang nodded in agreement: "That's absolutely right."

Even though they were immortals, they couldn't help but blush.

Of course, it's blushing.

"Whatever you two say...how come you can't even fly a kite?" Paimeng unknowingly added another blow.

"Ahem... Paimon, it's not that we don't know how to fly kites, we're just not very good at mechanical engineering and don't know much about these [mechanical] kites."

"Oh~ I understand, it's just about following the trend~" Ye Yu hit the nail on the head.

As Liyue immortals, Jie Hu and Hou Zhang naturally knew how to make kites, but as Ye Yu said, following the trend...

Just as Liyue Harbor is changing with each passing day, these old guys have to keep up with the times, right?

Unable to save face and go to Liu Yun to learn, they had to ask Gui Zhong, who was also good at mechanical engineering, to give them special lessons.

However, the prerequisite for giving a special class is to have samples.

So they came here to buy kites, but unexpectedly they ran into Ye Yu and others, and their family matters were even told to them.

It's really impossible to hide it.

"Oh, I see. Then I'll give this to you two as an apology for not being able to hold back my laughter just now." Paimon handed the mechanical kite in the style of the [Qun Yu Pavilion] in his hand to Jie Hu.

"This..." Jie Hu wanted to say something, but the words were not out yet.

Then Paimeng explained, "Since we can make kites, I want to experience the fun of it, so I'll give this kite to you two."

"Of course, the real situation is that I'm worried that you two elders will be like Zhongli and go out without money."

This high emotional intelligence speech not only made Gui Zhong laugh, but also made Jie Hu accept Paimeng's kite.

Because just as Paimon said, they really didn't bring any money.

Hou Zhang: "Haha, I've made a fool of myself for you again."

Ye Yu was surprised by the speech that showed off his high emotional intelligence.

Is this still the Paimon she knows?

"Hey! No matter who you are, get off Paimon right now!"

"Give me back the Paimon who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun!"

Paimeng rolled his eyes when he heard this.

"What kind of image do you have of me?"

"Hmm...eat and sleep during the trip, sleep and eat. A bit better emergency food than that freeloader Zhongli, the social loser?"

Ye Yu's very objective evaluation broke down Paimeng's defense.

Comparing her to Zhongli is too much!

"Yeyu! I'm going to fight you!"

With a leap, Paimeng pounces on his prey like a hungry tiger.

However, no damage was caused. Ye Yu held it down with one hand, preventing Paimon from gaining any strength and easily grasping it.

Even the stall owner was amused by the two of them.

While they were playing and fighting, they saw a group of men in a hurry jogging over and speaking.

"I'm so sorry to bother you all. Could I interrupt for a moment?"

When the boss saw this person, he also pointed to the goods next to him.

"It's Mr. Long Zhou. The kite-making materials shipped to Yilong Port have been prepared long ago."

"Thank you, boss. You've been a great help. I'll contact the escort to send it to Yilongbu for you." Long Zhou said as he stepped forward to pack the materials.

"Yilongbu..." A look of reminiscence appeared on Paimeng's face.

She knew this place; it was an area near Qiaoying Manor.

When Charlotte and they took the water route from Fontainebleau to Liyue Harbor, they passed Yilong Port. The scenery there made Charlotte sigh for a while, wondering why she didn't bring more blank film.

"Looking at Paimeng's expression, I think he has been to Yilongbu. The scenery there is not inferior to Jueyunjian." Gui Zhong seemed like a tour guide for a tour group.

I highly recommend Liyue's beautiful mountains, waters and scenery.

"I know, but what does a bodyguard do? Is it some kind of profession? This is the first time I've heard of it." Paimon touched his chin, a little curious.

"Bodyguard is a profession unique to Liyue. In simple terms, it is to escort goods safely to the customers. Are you interested?" Long Zhou looked at Paimeng with shining eyes.

Long Zhou knew the blonde stranger and her white companion.

It just so happened that their Hutchison Hall was short of staff during the Lantern Festival. If he could get their help, he could go meet the next client!

Seeing this, Ye Yu couldn't help but complain.

"Paimon, are you some kind of NPC? Why do you always get a mission when you ask a question?"

"Don't forget, we still have to go find Xianyun to learn kite-making. We don't have time to be couriers guarding the goods."

"...Oh, yes, I almost forgot. Sorry, buddy, we may not have time." Paimon patted his head.

"Okay, that's right. I was a bit abrupt." Long Zhou smiled and continued packing the goods.

"A courier guarding the goods? Miss Yeyu's description is quite apt. However, 'learning kite-making from Xianyun' doesn't conflict with your trip to Yilong Port."

"Xianyun is over there right now, and he can even use the government funds to travel and get paid. Why not take this opportunity to see the beautiful scenery of Qiaoying Manor?"

Ye Yu admitted that she was somewhat persuaded by Gui Zhong.

Since Xianyun is over there, if it happens to be on his way, it’s not impossible for him to escort the goods.

"Little one, what do you think?" Looking at Ying, Ye Yu asked for her opinion.

Ying nodded: "There is no time to lose, let's go now."

Long Zhou finally experienced the feeling of seeing a new world after a dark period.

He even took out the travel expenses and rewards in advance. In his opinion, with the traveler present, there would be no accidents with the goods.

He also promised: "If the budget exceeds during the journey, just come to Hutchison Hall to get reimbursed."

"Hehe, really? Then I'm going to go over there for a big meal!" Paimeng said excitedly.

"...Well, please be gentle with your words." Long Zhou scratched his head.