Genshin Impact: I am the law of nature, not your wife!

Staring at the light screen projected by the upgraded void terminal, Finina understood its intention.

It’s just... eating a small cake, is it necessary to make such a big fuss?

At this moment, Villette really wanted to cover his face. His reputation as the highest judge of Fontaine might be lost after this trial.

With a sigh inwardly, Villette said calmly, "Both parties are in place, so the trial begins..."

"No need to repeat those tedious opening remarks. Villette, let's fast forward to the reading of the charges and let everyone hear how ridiculous the reasons for trying a water god like me are!"

Having interrupted Villette's opening remarks, Funina was obviously still angry.

The audience was watching: "Yeah, they're so busy 'judging the gods' that they don't even know why they're judging Lady Funina."

Curious audience: "Lady Fernina said the reason for her trial was absurd. How absurd is that?"

Excited audience: "No matter how ridiculous it is, we are witnessing history!"

After a pause, Villette seemed to be preparing herself mentally, and she just listened to the announcement.

"The reason for the trial of Ms. Funina is that she stole the cake."

……

Quiet~

The entire opera house was dead silent.

Even in Fontaine Square, the people who stopped because of the judgment projection fell silent.

Until someone raised the question.

"What? Just for this judgment god? Isn't that a bit of an overreaction?"

Some rational viewers also analyzed: "...Well, according to Fontainebleau law, this can indeed be considered theft, but..."

Angry viewers: "That's it? I waited in vain, RNM, give me my money back!"

I thought Judgement of the Gods would be a lot of fun with lots of drama and shocking twists, but it turned out to be such a mess.

Finina also put her hands on her hips and said, "Then Villette, do you think this trial needs to continue?"

"Why not?" Ye Yu stood up and pushed Paimeng to the front.

"What you stole is Paimon's favorite. The Debo Hotel only sells sixteen slices of this little cake every day!"

"Do you know how long Paimon waited in line for this little piece of cake?!"

Ye Yu's accusation was full of emotion and indignation, without any skill.

Paimon also nodded in a daze.

"Ah? Um... yeah, that's right... I waited in line for a long, long time for this little cake..."

When Paimeng recalled how he had waited in line for a long time but still couldn't get a small cake, but Ye Yu was able to use his money power to make the boss deliver it personally, his defense was broken again.

The aggrieved little expression and the sad little tears fell without warning, venting all the hatred for the power of money.

It makes those who hear it sad and those who listen to it cry.

Again, no technique, just emotion.

Seeing this, Funina even wanted to give Meng a piece of her daily special cake.

"No, no..." Furninna came back to her senses: "What does this have to do with me? The little cakes I eat every day are specially provided."

"That's the problem!" Ye Yu took out his detective glasses and put them on, and handed Navilette an invoice for yesterday's payment, which was for the purchase of all sixteen small cakes issued by the Debo Hotel today.

Although the small cake that Funina enjoyed was a special treat, it was also made by the Debo Hotel, and it happened to be one of those small cakes that only sixteen pieces are released every day.

"So, logically speaking, all the limited edition cupcakes released by the Debo Hotel today should be mine."

"And they are my gifts to Paimon. But you, Finina, you ate a limited edition cake. Therefore, you stole Paimon's cake!" Ye Yuyi said seriously!

Funina was stunned.

What kind of fallacy is this?

"In this case, you should go to the Debo Hotel, right? Why are you looking for me?"

Ye Yu turned his head away, looking unreasonable.

"I don't care, you ate it anyway."

"I..." Furninda almost couldn't breathe, her face flushed with anger.

What is this? A scholar meets a soldier, and he can't explain his reason?

What’s even more infuriating is that even the metaphor machine is leaning towards Ye Yu, and the balance is beginning to tilt towards the prosecution seat.

Nashida winked at Yeyu, as if to take credit.

After praising Nashida for her good work, Ye Yu kissed her on the face.

Villette also spoke up, "The evidence is valid. Does Ms. Funina have any rebuttal?"

Funina almost cursed on the spot.

Refute? How can I refute?

Even Yu Shiji and Navilette agreed with Ye Yu's unreasonable defense. Was there any need for her to refute it?

Questioning audience: "This... accusation is a bit far-fetched, isn't it?"

Rational audience: "From the perspective of Fontaine law, this is the truth, but... well, I can't make it up anymore. I also think it's a bit far-fetched."

The audience who were watching the show said: "I admit that I like to watch farces, but this farce is really outrageous."

From beginning to end, the only people who stood on the same side with Funina were the people of Fontaine who served as the audience.

Seeing that Funina stopped talking, Yeyu raised his hand to speak.

"Your Excellency, Supreme Inquisitor, since Ms. Funina is speechless, can I understand that she has given up the opportunity to refute?"

That Villette asked, "Ms. Fininna, may I ask if you, as Miss Yeyu said, have given up the opportunity to refute?"

The redness became warmer, and even the tips of Funina's ears turned red.

It is said that a girl’s blush is better than any long-lasting confession, but that may be because she is angry!

"Yes, I give up!"

Turning her head away, Furninna didn't want to pay any attention to Villette.

After receiving a positive answer, Navilette looked at Yeyu.

"Well, Miss Yeyu, a purchase invoice alone isn't enough to prove that Ms. Funina stole the cake. Do you have more substantial evidence?"

"Of course, the evidence is in Funina's exclusive seat at the opera house. The limited-edition cake she took a bite of is the most direct and powerful evidence!"

Pointing to Funina's exclusive seat, Ye Yu said confidently.

"Please ask the security team to take that piece of cake for investigation."

Even though I already knew the truth, I still had to act accordingly.

After investigation, the security team reported that it was indeed one of the cakes that the Debo Hotel limited to sixteen pieces per day.

At this point in the trial, there was no longer any doubt about the case, so Villette reviewed the case, and the overall result was exactly the same as what Ye Yu had described.

"I declare that Ms. Finina stole Paimon's cake and is guilty!"

The moment Villette announced the decision, the cardinal who made the metaphorical ruling completely sided with the prosecution and made the final decision.

But this time, the Cardinal of the Metaphorical Judgment did not emit a water-blue light. Instead, Nashida's small hand, in a place where no one could see, emitted a grass-green light.

Ren Funina would never have thought that not only Villette, but even Yu Shiji was on Ye Yu and the others' side.