Genshin Impact: I am the law of nature, not your wife!

[Ooooh! Is the new map this exciting from the start? In just ten minutes, I've already completed a path that would take several versions of the other four countries to complete?]

[A showdown right away? Or in court? I like it!]

[Liyue Zhangsan! Applying to join the battle!]

[Mond Li Si! Applying to fight!]

[I, an outlaw, refuse to accept the consequences!]

[Why does it feel like wherever I go, that's the center of events?]

[Isn't this normal? The protagonists all have troublesome constitutions, dog head jpg]

Hunhunrao stared at the screen with interest.

Since this is a showdown in court, does that mean the Water God is going to judge me?

But there must be a charge for a trial, right?

It's only been a few minutes since I set foot on Fontainebleau land, and Hunhun really can't think of what crime I could have committed?

This is also Paimon's question.

"Haha, of course there are reasons to judge you, and they're obvious..."

Furninna looked as if she was sure of victory.

"According to Fontainebleau law, no one is allowed to fly flying objects within the city during the first three days of each month. You have violated this rule!"

"This, this is not obvious at all! This is so inexplicable..."

As Paimon was talking, he suddenly felt that the gazes of Ying, Yeyu, and Hua Sanli were all focused on him.

"..."

???

"Wait... I'm that flying object, right?!"

Paimon stretched out his index finger and pointed at himself, feeling offended!

Finina narrowed her eyes, put her hands on her hips, and nodded in agreement, "That's right. If you have no objection, I will arrest you in the name of the Water God!"

Looking at the security team that had surrounded them, Ye Yu's heart skipped a beat.

I think he was recalling the tragic experience of being invited to the prison for tea by the Qianyan Army in Liyue.

Ye Yu sighed, feeling helpless.

The little girl is entangled with the gods of every country. How come she has a close connection with the judges of every country?

I am a good citizen who abides by the law.

I just arrived in Fontainebleau and I’m already being invited to tea?

no! We can't sit still and wait for death!

"Wait! I have an objection!" Ye Yu said loudly.

"Since this is a trial, we can't just listen to the other party's one-sided story. I should be able to defend myself and Paimon, right?"

"That's right! Just like a drama, if there were no twists and turns, this trial would be too boring..." Finina spread her hands.

The people of Fontaine around here also became excited.

Antoine: "That's right. If Lady Funina wins so easily, then this duel will be meaningless."

Vina: "Yes! Twists and turns, conflicts, make it exciting!"

Ye Yu has already thought about it.

The crime that Finina arrested them for was releasing a flying object, so all they have to do is find a way to prove that Paimon is not a flying object, right?

"What I'm saying is that Paimon shouldn't be classified as a flying object..."

Paimon was deeply moved when he heard Yeyu defending himself.

Although Ye Yu usually makes fun of himself, he will never hesitate when it comes to taking action!

"That's right, how could I be a flying object!" Paimon puffed up his face to express his dissatisfaction.

"She is emergency food!" Ye Yu said firmly.

"Yeah, that's right, I'm an emergency food... eh?!"

Paimeng was confused. How did it become emergency food again?

No, neither flying objects nor emergency food are good!

"Oh? You said Paimon was emergency food. Do you have any evidence? During the trial, everything must be based on evidence." Finina crossed her arms and smiled.

Ye Yu's rebuttal was beyond her expectations.

She wanted to see what kind of emergency food Paimon had.

"Of course!"

Ye Yu turned to look at Ying.

"Little guy, you should have a pot for cooking when you camp outdoors, right?"

Ying immediately understood what Ye Yu meant. Before she could speak, Hua Sanli, who was responsible for taking care of everyone's food, clothing and daily life during the trip, took out a cooking pot from the small bag she was carrying.

The pot is neither too big nor too small, just enough to fit a Paimon.

Paimon was stuffed into the pot by Ye Yu very reluctantly, with a dark face the whole time.

"Look! This is the evidence!" Ye Yu's movements were smooth and seamless.

Lectur: "Hmm... Indeed, as long as it can be put into the pot, it can be considered emergency food."

Antoine: "Interesting, very interesting! Haha, but in this case, Lady Funina's plan is..."

Funina couldn't help laughing out loud. Was this the way she refuted me?

"Pfft...hahahahahahaha..."

"Wonderful! It's truly wonderful! It's a twist that even I didn't expect!"

"In that case, today's performance ends here. The God of Justice cannot wrongly accuse an innocent person."

"But... please remember. As long as there's a reason, I can judge not only foreign travelers but even foreign gods!"

Paimon hurriedly floated up from the pot and whispered, "She's so arrogant."

The reason why we spoke in a low voice is that there are even strange laws like "flying objects cannot be released in the first three days", so there may be laws like "you cannot speak ill of the water god in the first three days".

"Well, goodbye everyone, have a nice day!"

Funina waved goodbye. She came and left quickly.

Ye Yu didn't even have the chance to ask a few questions.

[So this is how it was solved? It's so reasonable yet a little bit outrageous~]

[Now Paimeng's identity as an emergency food product has been completely confirmed!]

[It used to be just secondary creations playing with memes, but now Paimon is really in the pot, so funny~]

[We've just arrived at Fontaineland and already made such a big move. I'm looking forward to the rest of the story.]

[Speaking of which, the bird standing on the water god's shoulder is "her," right?]

[It must be "her"! Who else but "her" could be so adept at lying on top of Yeyu's wife's head?]

[It's time to find the cause and recover the soul again. Let's brainstorm!]

After Funina left, Hunhun followed the task prompts, climbed the elevator tower, and chased the water god.

Faced with an opportunity that comes their way, Yeyu and Ying will definitely not let it go.

Even in the elevator tower, Paimon kept complaining.

The Water God defined her as a flying creature, which already made Paimeng very unhappy. Later, Ye Yu put her in the pot, which undoubtedly added fuel to the fire.

Although Paimon understood that Yeyu was trying to save them from imprisonment, he still felt a little uncomfortable.

"Oh~ Don't be angry~ You are not really emergency food." Ye Yu touched Paimeng's head and comforted him.

"Hmph╯^╰!" Paimon arrogantly slapped Ye Yu's hand away and didn't want to pay any attention to her.

This scumbag woman stuffed her into the pot so skillfully, she must have wanted to do this for a long time!

"How about I treat you to a nice meal when we get to the city?" Ye Yu asked tentatively.

"Two meals!" Paimon stretched out her finger. Only delicious food could comfort her wounded little heart.

Ye Yu readily agreed: "Deal!"

Just at this moment, the elevator tower arrived at the station.

Paimeng had just floated out when he heard someone shouting and bumped into him!

"Quickly open!"