Genshin Impact: I am the law of nature, not your wife!

After entering the secret realm, Ye Yu was multitasking.

While being led around by Klee, he was talking to the system.

"Long time no see, Tongtong, are you finally willing to speak?"

[Ding! Replying to the host, this system has been in dormant mode when not working, and the system also needs a break.]

"I get it, I get it... who doesn't like the joy of taking a break?"

"But then again, what did you mean by the opening of the card pool?" Ye Yu asked.

[Ding! Host, you really don't care about this at all.]

The system briefly summarized its silent efforts behind the scenes. It can be said that Yeyu’s current popularity has a lot to do with it.

Just the small guaranteed pink ball given as a gift in the Summoning King Grand Prix mission has made many people recognize her as their real mother on the spot.

"I didn't expect you to have sacrificed so much for me. Thank you for your hard work."

[Ding! It's not hard, this is what the system is supposed to do.]

I don’t know if it was Ye Yu’s illusion.

When the system said this, its tone was noticeably lighter and brighter.

Could it be that the system is also a ruler who likes to be praised?

Ye Yu tried to praise a few more times. Although the system's voice sounded calm on the surface, the happiness in it could not be concealed.

It’s confirmed, the system is also a baby who likes to be praised.

Different from Yeyu's leisurely atmosphere, Hunhun outside the screen was scratching his head while looking at the login interface.

"Ahhhh!!! Why haven't you opened the door yet? I've been waiting for so long that even the flowers have wilted!"

"Night language! Night language! Night language!!"

He clicked the screen every thirty seconds, and Hunhun was almost anxious enough to crawl on the ground, twisting in the dark.

This is the first time I have felt so vividly what it means to feel like every second feels like an age.

Version 3.8 is the day when Night Language is launched. The official released the news as early as version 3.7. Unlike in the past, the publicity this time is overwhelming.

Even the official avatar changed to Yeyu holding Paimon.

What time is it? The notice said the doors would open at 11, but it's already 10:30. Have you forgotten the good tradition of opening early?

[That's right, open the door quickly! I can't wait to take my wife home! I've already prepared the materials and relics!]

[Stock up on materials first, Liyue Thundergod...]

【Big guarantee means nothing to fear! 】

[I've saved all the dowry my wife gave me, so I don't mind the big guarantee.]

[Image of the number of raw stones in jpg. Luckily, I was smart and topped up 648 in the last version.]

[There are so many 648s? These are probably dozens of 648s, right?]

Is it possible that I charged for 648 minutes?

[What the hell? Big Boss! No, Big Boss!]

[Are you still missing any accessories on your legs, Big Boss? I can warm the bed, boil water, and cook!]

[Excuse me, I am Miss Yeyu's dog.]

【What a coincidence, me too! 】

[Wow! You're so proud of yourself that you can lick a big guy?]

【Aren’t you the one upstairs? 】

[Hey, me too, Wangwang...]

Time passed slowly amidst the chatter in the barrage, and Hunhun glanced at the time on the computer.

Eleven o'clock sharp!

I clicked the left mouse button in anticipation, and a pop-up window showed that the maintenance time had changed from 11 o'clock to 12 o'clock.

The reason is that there are too many people and the servers are overwhelmed.

"Ahhhh!!!"

Hunhun went crazy again.

I want to enter the game and draw a card, why is it so difficult?

I absentmindedly watched some videos and finally made it to twelve o'clock.

A white light flashed on the login interface, and Hunhun felt like crying.

It’s not easy, it’s really not easy!

As the element progress bar finished loading, Hunhun ignored Paimon's story mission prompts and opened the card drawing interface immediately.

What caught my eye were five large characters: "The Throne of Heaven"!

Ye Yu occupies the center of the entire card pool illustration, sitting on the throne.

It was the crossed legs and the disdainful expression that ruined his invincible aura.

There is a sense of closeness with silly friends.

"This scumbag woman is really photogenic. She is worthy of being my wife."

Hunhun commented and clicked ten times.

A dazzling golden light fell from the clouds.

[You got a payout on the first ten consecutive bets? Did you pay for it, streamer?]

[No? Are you so lucky?]

Hunhun was also a little confused, but soon showed off.

"Don't you know whether the anchor pool has a cushion or not?"

"Sometimes it's like this, when luck comes, you can't stop it~"

A golden light flashed, and a black shadow emerged. The first one was Ye Yu.

"Wuhu, it's not crooked! My wife really loves me!"

With a cheer, Hunhun clicked skip.

They have all been drawn out, there is no point in looking at them one by one.

But the next scene left Hunhun dumbfounded.

On the screen, there were five Yeyu standing there.

Except for the first one, the other four were all converted into constellations.

? ? ? ? ? ?

The barrage was full of question marks.

[No, buddy? Host, you're a shill hired by Lao Mi, right?]

[Ten consecutive hardware? I wouldn't even dare to dream of that!]

[Streamer uses his lifespan to play games? The King of Hell exclaims, "What a hero!"]

[Is it really possible to get 10 consecutive max lives? ]

[As a non-African who always gets the guaranteed bonus, I'm so envious! Is this the difference between people? Woo woo woo...]

[Oh, eat the spear! Oh, eat the spear! ! ]

[Did the anchor really change his fate? ]

[I don't care who you are, get off the anchor and come to me! Don't make me kneel down and beg you!]

[The unlucky anchor has changed his luck, and my youth is over. ]

[Seeing the anchor's luck change is more painful than seeing my brother driving a Land Rover! ]

[I don't believe it! The host must have paid for it, or he's just a shill! Hahahaha... I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy!!]

"Oh, I'm so embarrassed that my wife expresses her love to me so openly..."

Hunhun opened the card drawing record with a smile.

Ever since Ye Yu appeared in the plot, she has not had a single shot, and she doesn't even dare to look at the card pool.

Fortunately, all the hard work and efforts are worth it.

Yeyu’s wife is so cool!

It would be unreasonable not to give her full life.

Another ten-shot combo, another gold came out, the barrage was crazy!

[Ahhh! The darkness twists and crawls, twists again, and crawls again...]

Kill me, kill me!

[Laomi, is your server down? I just made 10 consecutive bets of five gold, why are you withdrawing gold again?]

Click to skip, two more night words.

Two shots in a row, ten hits in a row, and the life force is fully restored. Hunhun looks very satisfied.

"Night Gate!"

[This golden light is greater than all three of my versions...]

[Where are you, host? I want to send you something good...]

[Hehe, hehe... I'm tired, let's destroy it...]

[I’m numb. I don’t want to say anything more…]

[I don't believe it, this is fake! This must be fake! Let me go, I don't want to take medicine, I'm not crazy!]