Who taught you to be a recruit like this?

"Oh, I'm really regretting it now!"

In the dormitory, Li Jiasheng threw the quilt he was folding to the ground and sighed.

"What do you regret?" Chen Sanxi looked at him in confusion.

"What else can I regret? I regret watching two episodes of a TV series and then joining the army!" Li Jiasheng's face was full of helplessness.

It seemed as if joining the army was the worst decision he had ever made in his life.

"What? Is it because the noodles don't taste good?" Qi Meng teased with a smile.

Li Jiasheng glared at him unhappily: "If you can't speak, then don't talk to me! From now on, if anyone mentions noodles again, I'll get mad at them!"

"Tsk!" Qi Meng rolled his eyes and ignored him.

Anyway, he has no good feelings towards this kind of rich young master.

He's so pretentious and loves to show off, as if he's afraid that people don't know that his family is rich.

At this moment, Li Jiasheng was like the miserable heroine in a Qiong Yao drama, complaining to himself again.

"In the TV show, Xiaozhuang joins the army for love. He's a troublemaker, but he's still appreciated and works as a clerk for the company commander."

"What do I want? My family has no worries about food and drink, and I get several thousand yuan in pocket money every month."

"I sleep on an imported latex mattress, and I have a Siemens inverter air conditioner worth tens of thousands of yuan. Clothes and food are provided for me, and when I go out, I'm picked up by a Maybach."

"My dad promised me that if I could get into a private university, he would buy me an Audi A6 for my birthday next year."

"In the end, I was just screwed. I had a good life but I was so stubborn that I had to join the army. No one could stop me."

Li Jiasheng held his forehead, his face full of regret: "I really regret this now. I really want to go back and slap myself twice. I'm such an idiot!"

Even Li Jiasheng's words were about showing off his wealth.

But the words "regret joining the army" still resonated with a small number of people.

Although their family conditions are far worse than Li Jiasheng's, and they don't have a Maybach.

However, although happiness is different, negative emotions are the same.

"Honestly, I'm a little regretful. It feels like I'm just asking for trouble."

"Hey, you're right, this is like an iron cage, with rules everywhere."

"You have to sit properly and stand properly. Just to eat, you have to warm up your voice over and over again. What's the point of paying for your so-called 'meal ticket'?"

"If I hadn't joined the army, I'd probably still be spending the night in an internet cafe playing CF, with my golden AK, my Fire Kirin..."

"I'm probably still at home, enjoying the air conditioning and reading novels wrapped in a blanket..."

"There are hundreds of beautiful teachers waiting for me in my online disk..."

"Hmm? Can I borrow one to talk to you?"

Negative emotions seem to be contagious, hanging over everyone's hearts.

Even Chen Sanxi was a little confused and didn't know why he joined the army.

When they first enter the camp, it is also the time when the recruits are most confused and regretful.

This kind of regret will not decrease with the passage of time, but will increase instead.

However, in the middle and late stages of the recruit company, the training intensity gradually increased.

Basically, everyone was so tired that they fell asleep immediately and no one had the mind to think about messy things.

Looking outside, the sky was almost bright but still dark.

Looking at the bed in their hands and the quilt that could not be folded into shape, almost everyone sighed in melancholy.

However, Qin Feng was not affected by this negative emotion at all, and he was still polishing his quilt carefully.

The style of painting seems somewhat out of tune with others.

What's more, when everyone was complaining just now, he didn't say a word from beginning to end.

This made the new recruits believe more deeply that Qin Feng must have many stories.

"Qin Feng, when I heard you on the phone yesterday, I felt like you were quite popular outside. Why did you join the army?"

Someone couldn't help but ask out of curiosity.

Immediately afterwards, the other students in Class Four all looked at Qin Feng with burning eyes.

He looked eager, as if to say, "I don't have any wine, but do you have a story?"

Looking at the curious looks from everyone, Qin Feng reluctantly stopped what he was doing.

In fact, he really didn't want to discuss this topic.

It was the original owner who liked to flirt with other women, and it had nothing to do with Qin Feng himself.

Moreover, he had already cut the Gordian knot and put an end to this matter completely.

When the squad leader asked him yesterday, he just laughed it off.

I didn't expect these guys to bring up this issue again.

As expected, ambition is not limited by age, and gossip is not limited by gender.

So he just made up an excuse.

"To avoid a debt of love."

"Avoiding a debt of love?"

Everyone looked stunned.

Even Li Jiasheng's eyes widened.

This answer is obviously beyond the cognitive scope of their age group.

"What debt of love? Tell me about it." Qi Meng was also ignited by the gossip fire and asked quickly.

Qin Feng lied seriously, "About four months ago, it was my eighteenth birthday. A group of girls were fighting over gifts for my birthday and started a fight at the school gate."

"Oh my god! Is this true?"

"of course."

Qin Feng continued to talk nonsense seriously: "A group of girls rolled around on the ground, their clothes were torn, and they almost attracted the hat uncle..."

"Wait a minute!"

Qi Meng seemed to have found some key point: "Do they know each other?"

Qin Feng nodded: "Yes, I know her. Moreover, she is the kind of best friend who can run barefoot on the street together and promise to never separate and stay together forever."

"Two of them are the school beauties from the neighboring school..."

"Fuck"

This "fuck" was shouted in the heart by Zhao Pengfei who was eavesdropping outside the door.

He had gone out to take a shit, and when he came back he heard the new recruits in his class not folding their quilts properly and were bragging.

Originally, Zhao Pengfei was prepared to rush in and get angry.

But suddenly, I heard someone asking Qin Feng why he joined the army.

Thinking about how this kid was talking in circles with me yesterday and refused to tell the truth.

So Zhao Pengfei decided to be a knight on the beam and eavesdrop from behind the wall for a while.

Many young people will be on guard against veteran squad leaders when they first join the army, but they will not be on guard against people of the same age.

But he never expected that Qin Feng's reason for joining the army would be so earth-shattering.

Avoiding love debt?

What an infuriating three words!

If you have this ability, why do you join the army?

Wouldn’t it be nice to be an emotional mentor, teach classes, and benefit single men?

It’s true that drought leads to drought and waterlogging leads to death.

This was the first time in his life that he had seen such a bizarre reason for joining the army!

At the same time, a group of new recruits in the dormitory had gleams in their eyes, looking completely worshipful.

In comparison, what Li Jiasheng just said about his family buying an Audi and having several thousand yuan in pocket money every month was simply lame.

What is their level?

The school beauty's best friends rushed to give gifts and even started fighting!

This guy can even compete with the grandmaster Edison Chen!

You have to know that many of those who join the army at this age are virgins and have never even held a girl's hand.

On the street, if an old lady looked at me for even a second, I would blush and feel embarrassed.

But Qin Feng came here to avoid his love debt.

Damn it, they wouldn’t even dare to think like this in their dreams.

Looking at the admiring eyes of the crowd, Qin Feng's eyes twitched wildly.

This is such an outrageous story that I don’t even believe it myself, how could you actually take it seriously?

This is the movie "Tiny Times"!

Have you all never read Guo Juren's literature about the pain of youth?

Well, Qin Feng actually hadn’t seen it either, but he must have heard of such a bad drama, right?

However, Qin Feng actually overlooked one point.

Although many people who come to join the army at this age are considered not very well-behaved children in the eyes of their teachers and classmates.

But in fact, everyone has not yet entered society and their minds are relatively simple.

Of course, they actually had doubts in their hearts.

But when I think of Qin Feng making five or six phone calls in a row last night, and how he calmly killed off his beloved.

It was really hard for them to doubt that Qin Feng didn't have that ability.

After all, the rank is here.

It’s like, if you are worth hundreds of millions, even if you wear a fake Rolex, others will assume it is real.

Qin Feng seemed to glow in Chen Sanxi's eyes, making him admire him to the extreme.

Qi Meng gave a thumbs up in admiration and said "dick" three times!

But this made Li Jiasheng feel extremely uncomfortable.

In his previous relationships, he was always considerate and caring, and was the warmest of the warm men.

During every festival, cosmetics and bags are always available.

As a result, after investing so much, those girls refused to even buy him a bottle of mineral water.

What else is there: Your money is my money, my money is still my money, it is natural for boys to spend money on girls, even if I am wrong, you are not allowed to yell at me...

At this moment, Li Jiasheng suddenly felt as if his face was moistened by something warm and yellow.

Damn, we are all men, why are you so outstanding?

I am just an ordinary Mr. Li, what’s wrong with me?

Where the hell did I lose?

"What are you doing? I told you to fold the quilt, but did I let you use your mouth?"

At this time, Zhao Pengfei walked in from outside with his hands behind his back and a cold face.

The group of people who were just chatting quickly pretended to be folding the quilts seriously.

From time to time, he frowned and gestured in the air with his hands.

He looks as serious as he can be, just like when you usually slack off at work.

Qin Feng didn't react much, and there was no need to pretend.

Because he has been folding his quilts carefully and improving his proficiency.

That’s right, the ability to imitate doesn’t mean that you can learn it immediately just by watching it once.

It takes repeated practice to truly reach Zhao Pengfei's level.

However, it took Zhao Pengfei a full ten years to fold the quilt like this.

As for Qin Feng, it may only take one or two months.

It can improve efficiency and greatly shorten time. This is the scary thing about cheating.

"Everyone, fold carefully and think carefully about what I taught you yesterday!"

"After breakfast, I'll check everyone's housekeeping. If you don't meet the requirements, you'll be on your own!"

After hearing what Zhao Pengfei said, no one dared to neglect him.

Everyone quickly stopped slacking off and focused on folding their quilts.

First press, then fold, and finally repair.

In just fifteen minutes, everyone successfully got a pile of stinky dog ​​shit.

Damn, something's wrong?

The steps are the same, why do the results look ugly in different ways?

Looking at the terrible quilt in front of them, everyone had no choice but to take it apart.

And they prayed in their hearts to the ancient Chinese god who was in charge of folding quilts, hoping that he would bless them to fold the quilt quickly so as to avoid being punished by the squad leader.

Qin Feng was in step with everyone else at this moment. As soon as the quilt was formed, he would shake it out and start over.

But no one noticed that each time he folded the military blanket, it was slightly better than the last time.

In Qin Feng's mind, the progress bar of his imitation proficiency in folding military blankets was also moving forward little by little.

Beep--

At six o'clock in the morning, the wake-up call rang on time.

But before anyone could even raise their heads, they were scolded by Zhao Pengfei and shrank back.

Such overbearing behavior caused resentment to grow in the hearts of the recruits.

so annoying!

The wake-up whistle isn’t until six o’clock, why do you ask us to get up at five o’clock?

why?

There's no reason, because that's the army.

It’s different from what you find online, and even more different from what you see in movies, TV shows, and novels.

There isn’t so much fighting and killing, and there is no crooked-mouthed war god who mindlessly contradicts his superiors.

Some are just quilts that can never be folded...

Twenty minutes later, the whistle sounded again downstairs.

But unlike before, this time it was a rally call.

"Everyone, gather downstairs and get ready for drill!"