Who taught you to be a recruit like this?

It turns out.

When someone says in an awkward way, "I have a friend..."

Then there is a high probability that this friend is himself.

And if someone says "I have a friend..." in a boastful way at the dinner table.

So it is very likely that he has nothing to do with this person, or is even a fictional character.

Obviously, Ge Zhiyong belongs to the former.

At this moment, he was exposed by Qin Feng and was so embarrassed that he almost dug a big flat surface on the ground with his toes.

"Ahem, well, don't tell anyone about this..."

Qin Feng looked at him with a puzzled look on his face: "Captain, you haven't told me anything, what can I tell others?"

Ge Zhiyong was stunned for a moment: Yes, I haven’t started yet!

He straightened his clothes, looked at Qin Feng seriously and said, "Qin Feng, we are both grown men, so I won't hide anything from you."

"I, your company commander, am thirty-two years old and still unmarried..."

Qin Feng couldn't help but let out a hissing sound.

Because when he heard this, the first thing that popped into his mind was the line from Song Dandan's sketch.

My name is Wei Shufen, female, 29 years old, and still single!

"What are you laughing at!" Ge Zhiyong was so angry that he slapped him on the head.

His face was flushed, and I didn't know if he was angry or embarrassed.

"Men should get married when they are old enough, and women should get married when they are old enough. What's so funny about that? Wait until you are my age...!"

"Yes, yes, please continue."

Qin Feng nodded like a chick pecking at rice.

I quickly thought about the saddest thing in my life, and then I tried to hold back my laughter.

Ge Zhiyong looked at Qin Feng, who was trying to hold back his laughter, and his eyes twitched wildly.

Originally, he was planning to stop here to avoid humiliating himself.

But when I think of this kid's abilities, and then I think of my own lifelong affairs that have not yet been resolved.

So, Ge Zhiyong finally gritted his teeth and continued speaking.

......

More than friends, but less than lovers.

This is something that many young boys and girls who are just beginning to fall in love have experienced during their school days.

Ge Zhiyong had always had a crush on that girl, but he never mustered up the courage to confess his feelings, which ultimately led to missing her.

The plot is very vulgar and old-fashioned, basically the same as the movie "You Are the Apple of My Eye".

Today, Ge Zhiyong is already in his thirties, but he still can't forget that white moonlight.

Therefore, he has always been resistant to his parents' urging to get married.

Every time a blind date was arranged for him, he would refuse it with the excuse that he was too busy in the army.

This point also verified what Qin Feng had thought before.

The older people get, the more nostalgic they become.

Even if some people already eat delicacies from land and sea, drive luxury cars, and live in big villas.

But I can never find back the happiness I had when I lived in a big yard and ate bacon and vegetable rice.

As for the three words "white moonlight", they have great lethality to almost every man.

What do you think the beauty trap is?

Sexy beauty throws herself into your arms?

The beautiful girls are flirting with each other?

wrong!

The real beauty trap is when Bai Yueguang appears in front of you inadvertently.

She gently pulled up her hair and smiled at him: "Why are you still as silly as before?"

Lore!

And this is the main reason why Ge Zhiyong can never forget that girl.

Two years ago, during an accidental encounter, the girl said the same thing to him.

At this point, there is one more bootlicker in the world.

Ge Zhiyong sighed helplessly: "Actually, I really regret it now. I had so many opportunities when I was in school, but I didn't seize them. Now I can't stop thinking about them."

"Qin Feng, can you understand my feelings and what I mean?"

Qin Feng nodded: "Because you can't forget it, you keep thinking about it. You want to try as much as possible and don't want to leave any regrets for yourself."

"If you really can't impress her, then just accept your fate and go on blind dates."

"Talking to smart people is easy." Ge Zhiyong smiled bitterly and asked, "Is there any way you can help me?"

Qin Feng pondered for a moment and asked, "What's the name of the girl you like?"

"Zhu Huihui."

"Do you have her social media account?"

"Have!"

Ge Zhiyong took out his cell phone from his pocket without even thinking and opened WeChat.

"Don't you like to laugh?"

Qin Feng analyzed: "Looks pretty cool, huh? The avatar is Chibi Maruko-chan, so she must be quite lively and cheerful inside..."

"Yes, yes, that's her personality! Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, cool yet cute!"

Ge Zhiyong slapped his thigh excitedly.

I found the right person. This time I found the right person!

Military advisor, help me, military advisor, help me!

But when Qin Feng clicked on the dialog box, he was blinded by rows of green dialog boxes.

He tilted his head, frowned, and looked at Ge Zhiyong with a questioning look.

"No, Captain, you, you are a little too..."

"Well, it's true that he sends messages quite frequently."

Are you a bit diligent?

You are so fucking hardworking!

It’s like a “call-to-death” bombing every day.

If I were this girl, I wouldn't want to bother with you either!

Also, what the hell is this? It’s too watery, right?

"Are you there?"

"What are you doing?"

"Do you like plain noodles? I quite like them..."

Qin Feng even had the urge to smash his phone on the ground.

What a mess this is, there's no way they'll reply to you.

If he starts, it must be the clown!

He never expected that Ge Zhiyong, who was usually serious and extremely strict with the new recruits, would be like this.

He is actually a stubborn and persistent bootlicker who can't get the love he wants!

"Let me make it clear in advance, I'm not a bootlicker, I'm just a warm-hearted guy at best!"

Ge Zhiyong seemed to be afraid that Qin Feng would misunderstand, so he added a sentence on purpose.

But Qin Feng wants to say: Warm man, come after the bootlicker!

At your level, you are worse than a dog licker!

Soon, Qin Feng looked through several of Zhu Huihui's social accounts.

Visible on WeChat for three days, with a landscape picture as the background and no personal signature.

Qiuqiu's space is locked and I can't get in.

There is not even a photo to be seen, so there is very little useful information.

"So, what message should I send to get her attention?"

"What do you think, how about sending a love poem?"

Ge Zhiyong couldn't wait to come up and ask, and even wanted to read the love poem he wrote to Qin Feng and ask him for some suggestions.

Qin Feng didn't give him this opportunity, mainly because he was afraid that he would vomit.

Then he returned the phone to Ge Zhiyong and spoke seriously.

"Captain, my suggestion is to send nothing."

"Huh?" Ge Zhiyong was a little confused: "Nothing? Then call?"

Qin Feng also shook his head: "Don't call her, don't contact her for the next period of time."

"Why?" Ge Zhiyong looked puzzled.

"Don't worry about the details, just do as I say."

Qin Feng did not explain, mainly because he was afraid that it was too profound and he could not understand it.

"Also, you have to find a way for me to see her in person."

"Only by getting to know her can I know her personality and preferences, and then help you develop a detailed plan for pursuing her."

"this....."

Ge Zhiyong was a little hesitant.

But after thinking about it carefully, I felt that what Qin Feng said made sense.

It's like, if you want to see a doctor, you have to go to the hospital for a face-to-face consultation. It's impossible for the doctor to diagnose you remotely.

Ge Zhiyong would never be careless about his lifelong event.

"Okay, tomorrow I just..."

"Captain, what are you talking about?"

At this moment, Zhao Pengfei's voice suddenly sounded out of place.

Ge Zhiyong glared at this uninvited guest who suddenly appeared with some dissatisfaction.

"None of your business! I'm just asking about Xiao Qin's training. Do I need to report to you?"

"How could that be, Captain? I was just asking casually, hahahaha..."

Ge Zhiyong kicked him in the butt, and then gave Qin Feng a look that said wait for my news.

Then he put his hands behind his back, turned around and walked towards the toilet.

Watching Ge Zhiyong leave, Zhao Pengfei approached with a smile: "Qin Feng, what did the company commander talk to you about just now? You were so secretive, like a thief?"

"Um... nothing to talk about."

Qin Feng must keep the company commander's private affairs confidential.

Otherwise, Ge Zhiyong would definitely kill him when he gets back.

But Zhao Pengfei laughed heartily and said calmly, "Let me guess. Does the company commander want you to be his military advisor and help him with his relationship problems?"

Qin Feng was stunned, as if to say, how do you know?

Zhao Pengfei explained with a smile: "Let me tell you this, even the ants in our Sixth Company know about this little thing of our company commander!"

"Last month, he came to me and asked me for some advice."

"Did he also tell you that he racked his brains to write a love poem and wanted to read it to you?"

Qin Feng's eyes twitched twice, and his face was full of awkward smile.

So I'm not the first one?

"Okay, let's not talk about the company commander anymore." Zhao Pengfei suddenly became serious: "I want to talk to you about something else, about you."

"Ok?"

Seeing Zhao Pengfei's expression suddenly become serious, Qin Feng also gradually restrained his smile...