Who taught you to be a recruit like this?

The alluring aroma spread like ink, fully diffusing throughout the dormitory.

The new recruits in Class 4 had green lights in their eyes, and they all stared at the bowl of instant noodles in Zhao Pengfei's hand.

Gulp gulp....

The sound of swallowing saliva continued to ring out in the dormitory.

Many people's mouths were like the Yellow River bursting its banks, and they were swallowing saliva in big gulps.

"Come all over!"

Zhao Pengfei waved his hand, and everyone quickly got out of bed and gathered around.

Looking closely at the instant noodles in the bowl, everyone's saliva was almost dripping onto the ground.

Outside, instant noodles that cost 2.5 yuan a pack have never been considered a precious thing.

It is normal to eat half and pour out the other half.

But here, instant noodles are a rare commodity!

why?

Because their recruit company didn't have a canteen, everyone had to eat in the cafeteria.

Although the food in the cafeteria tastes pretty good, I get tired of eating it every day and want to change my taste.

This is the same as when you eat too much home-cooked meals, you occasionally want to go out for a hot pot or a barbecue.

At this moment, the instant noodles in the bowl seemed to have been given a flashing special effect by Little Cooking Master, making everyone who saw it unable to stop eating.

But Qin Feng is the only exception.

It’s not that he isn’t hungry.

It’s not that he has extraordinary concentration.

Instead, he could tell at a glance that this old guy Zhao Pengfei was not a human being!

Okay, okay, let’s do this in the middle of the night, you are so cruel!

"Is everyone starving?" Zhao Pengfei said with a smile, "I prepared a midnight snack especially for you. Don't just stand there. Let's eat."

Li Jiasheng was stunned for a moment: "Squad leader, no chopsticks?"

Qi Meng pushed him and said, "Country bumpkin, don't you know how to use a toothbrush? Put two of them together and they become a pair of chopsticks."

"Yeah, yeah, smart!"

A group of people hurriedly and excitedly went to get toothbrushes.

They gathered around the basin and started to gobble up the food.

There are only five pairs of "chopsticks", so everyone has to take turns eating.

A group of people squatted on the ground, pushing and shoving each other, as if they hadn't eaten instant noodles for 800 years.

It looks like a group of piglets in a pigsty, crowded around a trough, struggling to grab food.

"Woohoo, donuts... oh no, instant noodles are so delicious!"

"Why have I never thought instant noodles were so delicious before? What if I can't eat them in the future? Wuwuwu..."

"Let me have some soup, let me have some..."

Li Jiasheng handed the toothbrush to Qi Meng next to him.

Then he picked up the bowl, put his mouth to the edge of the bowl, and drank the instant noodle soup in big gulps.

There is no trace of the picky eater look he had when he first came, refusing to eat this or touch that.

Seeing Li Jiasheng looking like a starving ghost, Qin Feng was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

Is this still the same Young Master Li?

I just wanted to make you more down-to-earth, but you've been taken to the underworld!

However, Qin Feng saw clearly the happy smiles on everyone's faces.

The army is such a magical and interesting place.

Training is fucking hard, but late-night instant noodles are so fucking delicious.

You can’t buy anything with just ten yuan outside, but it can bring endless joy to so many people in the class.

But...this kind of happiness is built on pain.

So, out of humanitarian spirit, Qin Feng still gave a friendly reminder.

"You guys, better eat less."

"Why, instant noodles are so delicious?"

"I ate too much late at night and felt uncomfortable and indigestion."

"What's so uncomfortable about this?" Li Jiasheng wiped his mouth, looking very proud: "Forget a bowl of instant noodles, even this stool and this table are something I can eat!"

"Yes, yes, us too!" The others also nodded continuously, completely unaware of the benevolent expression on Qin Feng's face.

In fact, Qin Feng really wanted to say: Don’t you think this little yellow basin looks a little familiar?

But after thinking about it, he still held back.

Because if he opened his mouth, the funny man Zhao Pengfei would never let him go.

As expected, Zhao Pengfei had already set his sights on him: "Qin Feng, everyone is eating, why aren't you eating?"

"Captain, I'm not hungry."

"You're not hungry, but you can have some soup, right?"

Facing Zhao Pengfei's threat, Qin Feng's eyes twitched twice: "Squad Leader, you don't miss them either..."

"Stop, stop, stop it right now!"

Zhao Pengfei rolled his eyes, and then he had an expression that said, "If you dare to say that, I'll kill you."

Qin Feng imitated Chen Sanxi and showed a smile that looked a little bit unintelligent and harmless.

It's like saying: If you dare to force me to eat, I will fight you to the death.

Zhao Pengfei's eyes twitched a few times, and he was completely helpless against him.

It's okay to trick others, but it's too difficult to trick Qin Feng.

This kid is smarter than his mother's monkey!

"Forget it, if you don't eat, it's just right for them to eat more."

Zhao Pengfei chuckled evilly, and it was obvious that he didn't want Qin Feng seeing through his plan to disrupt his happy mood.

Life in the army is dull and tedious. All we do every day is training, eating, drinking, and defecating.

So, you need to find some fun on your own.

It just so happens that Zhao Pengfei is a master at finding fun.

He raised his chin towards Qin Feng: "Do you still have wine in your cabinet?"

Qin Feng quickly took out half a bottle of Erguotou and a bag of opened peanuts from the cabinet.

These were what was left after he persuaded the soldier from Class 6.

Because he was afraid of wasting it, he put it in his pocket and brought it back.

Zhao Pengfei took two cups and poured some into each of them.

There wasn't much left, so each person only got a little over one or two taels.

It is absolutely impossible to get drunk, and it is even less likely to affect the training the next day. At most, it can promote sleep.

So, Zhao Pengfei and Qin Feng came to the window sill and started chatting while drinking in the moonlight.

"Are you sure about next week's mobile red flag?"

"Have."

Zhao Pengfei was very surprised by Qin Feng's answer without hesitation.

He knew that this kid didn't like to make too many promises, so why was he suddenly so sure now?

Zhao Pengfei asked with a hint of doubt, "I've already checked. Several classes have better housekeeping skills than us. Are you really that sure?"

"Don't be afraid that if you can't get it back, you'll end up running fifty laps around the playground. That would be embarrassing."

Qin Feng smiled faintly: "Squad leader, the military order has been signed. If I say I'm not sure, won't you punish me?"

"Haha, that's true. So what are you going to do?"

"One word, volume!"

Zhao Pengfei smiled.

This brat actually thought the same thing as me.

Soon, the two of them divided up the remaining wine and peanuts.

It just so happened that the instant noodles over there were almost all eaten up.

The huge washbasin was now empty, without even a trace of seasoning left.

Of course, the portion is not that big actually, just enough for four packs of instant noodles, it’s just that the bowl looks big.

"Hey, you eat clean food, don't you?"

Li Jiasheng was holding the basin and licking the carrot cubes inside with his tongue.

After hearing what Zhao Pengfei said, he quickly put down the basin with a smile and licked his lips with satisfaction.

"Squad leader, instant noodles are delicious!"

"Of course it's delicious, with a secret sauce. Is everyone full?"

"Almost, almost."

Although, it’s still a long way from being full.

But being able to eat instant noodles in the army late at night is already good enough, so why would you need a bicycle?

Moreover, recruits from other classes had already smelled the aroma of instant noodles wafting from the corridor, and their mouths were watering with greed.

The kind that you can smell but can’t eat is the most painful.

So in comparison, the new recruits in Class 4 are already very content, as contentment is the key to happiness.

Zhao Pengfei nodded, then patted Li Jiasheng on the shoulder.

"Go wash your basin after you finish eating. Next time, remember to bring the basin back after you finish your work. Don't just throw it in the toilet and leave."

Li Jiasheng's mind was obviously stuck for a moment.

My basin?

He turned his head and looked at the small yellow bowl in front of him that had been used to hold instant noodles.

His expression changed from shock, to horror, and finally to fear.

He suppressed the discomfort in his stomach and stammered as he looked at the squad leader.

"Squad leader, this, this is the basin I used to clean out excrement this afternoon."

"Yes." Zhao Pengfei nodded seriously: "Didn't you bring it back after finishing your work this afternoon?"

"I saw it, and I just rinsed it and brought it back to you. Look, it's just in time to pack some instant noodles for you tonight."

"How is it? Do you taste something different?"

vomit!

I thought of the scene of digging out excrement in the afternoon.

Li Jiasheng's stomach twitched and he couldn't hold it in any longer. He held the basin and vomited violently, his saliva stringing out.

"Squad leader, you, you are too cruel..."

"I'm saying, I'm saying, there's something in this noodle... Ugh, Ugh!"

At this moment, everyone else's faces looked as ugly as if they had eaten shit.

Yes, in the intuitive sense!

When everyone thought about the basin that Li Jiasheng used to dig out manure in the afternoon, their throats began to churn.

It was like sewage was surging up and was about to push open the manhole cover!

"Well, well..."

Chen Sanxi hunched his shoulders and retched.

The next second, his cheeks bulged up and he became a big toad.

His eyeballs bulged, his throat rolled violently twice, and then his mouth deflated.

Hey~!

Qin Feng's facial features were twisted together in disgust.

This action is almost the same as Baoqiang drinking milk in "Lost on Journey".

Seeing Li Jiasheng and Chen Sanxi, their actions were more disgusting than the other.

Everyone who had just eaten noodles couldn't hold back any longer.

They all held the basin and vomited violently.

How happy I was when I was eating before, how miserable I am when I vomit now.

"Hahahaha!"

Zhao Pengfei was holding his stomach and laughing so hard that tears came out.

Obviously, he was quite satisfied with the results of his prank.

Qin Feng looked at the small yellow basin that was gradually filled up by everyone, and shook his head helplessly.

The jokes on the Internet are true, the little yellow basin in the army is indeed omnipotent.

Cleaning feces in the afternoon, washing feet in the evening, and making instant noodles at night. One pot for multiple uses, economical and affordable...