Who taught you to be a recruit like this?

"Lulala, lulala, lulala, lulala~"

By the sink, Li Jiasheng was humming a song while rubbing facial cleanser on his face.

She shakes her butt from time to time, and looks particularly happy.

Fortunately, he resigned from the position of deputy monitor in time.

Otherwise, he might be the one being spanked by the squad leader at night.

Thinking of this, Li Jiasheng shook his head and smiled brightly.

After rubbing more foam, he drew an inverted gourd shape on his face with his hands.

Then he put his hand on his eyebrows, blinked twice at Qi Meng beside him, and spoke in the tone of Sun Wukong.

"Hey! Youkai!"

Qi Meng was also very happy when he saw him like this: "Hey, big brother!"

"Wrong!" Li Jiasheng chuckled. "I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, the Monkey King! Guess what color the Monkey King's butt is?"

"I know, I know, the monkey's butt is red!" Chen Sanxi quickly answered with a toothbrush in his mouth.

Next to him, Qin Feng, who was washing his face, paused.

Damn it, who are you implying here?

Seeing that Qin Feng pretended not to hear, Li Jiasheng approached him with a face full of foam in a mean manner.

"Deputy, deputy, does your butt still hurt? Do you want me to rub it or apply some safflower oil?"

"You kid, are you itching for trouble?" Qin Feng glared at him.

"Hahaha, it's just a joke. I'm leaving!" Li Jiasheng quickly rinsed the foam off his face and ran away immediately.

"Smashing is love, scolding is love, and not spanking or scolding is laziness. The deputy class leader and the class leader are using their love to motivate you to make progress."

Looking at Qi Meng who spoke seriously, Qin Feng's eyes twitched twice.

You are talking so much nonsense, do you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination?

Soon, Qi Meng finished washing up, packed up and left.

Chen Sanxi was the only one left by the pool, laughing foolishly at him.

Obviously, this kid was still immersed in the joke that the monkey's butt was red.

"What the hell are you laughing at!"

Qin Feng was furious and hit him on the head: "Get out of here right after you're done washing! If you don't know how to talk next time, don't bother chatting him up!"

Chen Sanxi covered his head and said, "But, monkeys' butts are red. I didn't say your butt is red..."

Bold!

Qin Feng raised his leg and kicked.

But Chen Sanxi actually dodged it by jumping back.

"Oh my god, you still dare to hide?"

"Hey, I knew you were going to kick me."

"Come here. I won't kick you now. The squad leader wants to talk to you about training."

Qin Feng waved at him with a smile like a big bad wolf.

But Chen Sanxi was no fool. He quickly shook his head and said, "I'm not coming over. If I come over, you'll definitely beat me up."

"how could be?"

"Really?"

"Of course, Yan people don't lie to Yan people."

"I still don't believe it."

"So do you still want me to teach you how to fold the quilt? Do you want me to correct your training?"

"miss you!"

"Then come here and let me beat you up to vent my anger!"

"TAT..."

At ten o'clock in the evening, the lights-out signal was blown.

The classes fell into darkness one after another.

As everyone knows, lights are turned off at ten o'clock in the army.

But exactly when you can go to sleep depends entirely on the mood of the veteran squad leader.

In the dormitory, Zhao Pengfei looked at the figures in front of him and scolded them rudely.

"In the three-kilometer run tonight, the slowest runner took seventeen and a half minutes. Are you guys cuckolds? Huh?"

"With this level, he doesn't look like an 18 or 19-year-old boy. He's even worse than an 80-year-old man!"

"Next week we have a three-kilometer baseline test. With this kind of shit, you guys still expect to pass?"

Zhao Pengfei's saliva sprayed far away like a shower.

But no one said anything.

Because they have long been accustomed to it.

After the lights were turned off, the squad leader always seemed to be possessed by some evil spirit and became extremely irritable.

Every time I do physical exercise before going to bed, I have to say a few words like this, and then I feel relieved after scolding everyone.

Yesterday, they said they were like children with polio, their limbs were uncoordinated, and they couldn't even march in step.

The day before yesterday, they said they had ADHD, had fleas on their bodies, and were always twisting their legs when standing at attention or squatting.

Anyway, these words are just like an opening remark. If I don't say a few words, I'll feel uncomfortable and the subsequent training will not be able to proceed.

"Back in the day, on the battlefield, our ancestors relied on their own two legs to outrun the enemy's planes and artillery, winning battle after battle!"

"Back then, our predecessors were able to achieve such brilliant achievements despite such difficult conditions. Why can't you do the same?"

Zhao Pengfei then picked out two new recruits and punched them twice on the thighs.

"If you run slowly, it means your leg muscles don't have enough explosive power!"

"Today, instead of practicing the three hundred, let's do some targeted exercises for the leg muscles!"

"Now, everyone follow me to the corridor!"

Hearing Zhao Pengfei's words, everyone immediately rushed to the corridor.

Although we don’t know what we will do next, we all know that it will definitely not be good.

The light in the corridor was much better than in the dormitory. At least I could vaguely see Zhao Pengfei's stern face.

"Brother Feng, what are you going to practice?"

Chen Sanxi lowered his voice and asked nervously in a low voice.

Qin Feng didn't reply to him: You'll know soon, right?

Zhao Pengfei asked everyone to line up and continued, "Later, everyone will walk ten times from one end to the other in a duck-like manner..."

When they heard the words "Duck Step", everyone looked confused, only Qin Feng's expression changed.

He had seen this thing in his previous life when he was watching videos.

Duck walk, also known as dwarf walk.

This movement mainly exercises leg muscle strength and body coordination by imitating the way a duck walks.

However, behind this seemingly funny and simple action is the lingering nightmare of countless veterans.

In the army, some veteran squad leaders particularly like to use the duck walk to punish some undisciplined troublemakers.

Just walking a dozen or twenty meters would cause people to feel excruciating pain.

It even feels like my legs are no longer my own.

In the army, the rabbit hop is as famous as the duck step.

As the name suggests, it means jumping like a rabbit.

This exercise, also known as the thigh rippers, is even more intense than the duck walk.

Sometimes, Qin Feng really has to admire the wisdom of those veteran squad leaders.

Another little duck, another little rabbit...

The names are cuter than each other, but the exercises are more torturous than each other. It is no exaggeration to say that they are torture.

"Now, let me show you guys!"

After saying that, Zhao Pengfei squatted on the ground, put his hands behind his back, and began to walk like a duck.

His funny and comical movements make him look just like Ouyang Feng in "A Chinese Odyssey Part Two: Cinderella".

This caused the whole group of people to burst out laughing.

"It's funny, isn't it?"

Zhao Pengfei glanced at them and sneered: "Haha, I hope you can still laugh later..."

Sure enough, after two minutes, no one could laugh anymore...