Who taught you to be a recruit like this?

Chapter 34: Collective Transformation into Excrement Collectors

"Brothers, it's time for us to take action! Get ready!"

"Brother Feng, can I not go?"

"cannot!"

"But, but I'm afraid..."

"We have to go even if we're afraid! We are soldiers, we must overcome difficulties and dangers!"

Encouraged by Qin Feng, everyone finally mustered up the courage and regained their confidence.

"Brothers, come on!"

"Come on!"

Qin Feng waved his hand, and the fully armed recruits of Class 4 immediately picked up brooms and mops, carried buckets and brushes, and charged towards the big toilet.

Then, wash, wash, wash, wash, oh oh......

Ten minutes ago, everyone received a notice to prepare for a general cleaning of the entire company.

Because it is a collective cleaning, it is impossible for us to only be responsible for the hygiene of our own class like we do in normal housekeeping.

Each class will be randomly assigned to an area for cleaning.

That is the so-called contracted area.

Class 5 is responsible for cleaning all corridors, stairs and handrails in the dormitory building.

Class 6 is responsible for cleaning the basketball court and mowing the weeds in the nearby lawn and flower beds.

Class 4 was really unlucky and was assigned to clean the big toilet.

You know, the big toilet next to the training ground is a dry toilet.

During training, the recruits certainly cannot go back to the dormitory building to relieve themselves, so they have to do it here.

There are more than a hundred people working there every day, some of whom are directly used as manure machines and can do two or three times a day.

In addition, it is the time when the autumn heat is at its peak, and the daytime temperature can reach as high as 378 degrees.

The smell in here is so bad, just think about it, but you won’t be able to hear it anymore.

To the extent that many new recruits have to take a deep breath outside and then dive in like diving when they come in to use the toilet.

After rushing in, it's like a fight between western cowboys, and we have to end it quickly.

If you move a little slower, you might be suffocated by the stench.

This is also the reason why the new recruits in Class 4 had to make such a great determination to rush in.

"Ugh, this stinks so bad!"

"How come those guys can poop so hard every day? Not only do they get stuck, but they also stink so much!"

"What you said, uh, makes your shit smell like it smells good?"

"Even if it doesn't smell good, it's delicious, but it's definitely not this delicious..."

In the big toilet, the recruits from squad four were retching while trying to clean up while suppressing their nausea.

Although masks were distributed and paper balls were stuffed in everyone's nostrils, it was still impossible to truly resist the stench.

Of course, Qin Feng is also included.

After all, the system's capabilities couldn't protect him from the stench.

In fact, after learning that he was going to clean the dry toilets, he was instinctively very resistant.

After all, no one is born to like things like shit, pee and fart.

What's more, it belongs to someone else!

So, before leaving, Qin Feng secretly dripped two drops of his ancestral safflower oil on the paper ball.

Although the smell is very pungent, it even feels like swallowing a tube of mustard and having the top of your head exploded.

But, as long as it can help reduce the odor a little, it is worth suffering a little.

But Qin Feng accidentally overlooked one point.

Human senses are actually interconnected.

Even if you can't smell the stench, the visual feedback to your brain will still help you imagine the smell at the scene.

It's like when you see someone eating a lemon raw, you will also feel the sourness and your mouth will start to secrete saliva like crazy.

"Friend, have you ever had an ice cream sundae?"

"The chocolate flavored one?"

"Stacked layer upon layer, there are two enoki mushrooms stuck on top. Look, there are also leeks stuck in that pile..."

Faced with Qi Meng's funny teasing, Qin Feng suddenly couldn't look directly at the word "ice cream".

Especially the damn chocolate ice cream!

"Boy, are you feeling a little... nauseous..."

Qin Feng couldn't hold it in any longer and started to dry heave while leaning against the wall.

Seeing this, the others also laughed.

Then he glanced into the pit, and his stomach churned.

In the end, even Qi Meng, the instigator, started to vomit.

It is true that it is a bit like hurting the enemy by 800 but hurting yourself by 1,000.

Next, Qin Feng could only hold his breath and continue to work efficiently.

Fortunately, with the passive blessing of [Tian Xing Jian], his breath holding ability is gradually improving.

However, no matter how disgusting it is, the work still has to be done.

No one will pamper you in the army. You must complete the tasks assigned to you without any compromise. There is no room for bargaining.

But in fact, compared to Li Jiasheng, they are still lucky.

why?

Because the toilet was blocked.

At this time, we need a warrior to jump into the septic tank and use his hands to realize everyone's dreams.

As a man who lives a life of luxury, he always uses facial cleanser, toner and moisturizer when washing his face.

Naturally, Li Jiasheng was unwilling to do such an extremely disgusting thing a thousand times.

But if you are unwilling, will it be useful?

Obviously it's useless.

Faced with Li Jiasheng's pleading, Zhao Pengfei shut him up with just one sentence.

Who made you the deputy monitor?

The deputy monitor must take the lead!

You must be the first to do the dirtiest, most tiring and most challenging work, otherwise why would you be called a class leader?

Oh shit!

Li Jiasheng was regretting it so much at this moment!

If he could do it again, he would choose Li Bai...

No, even if he died or jumped off the building, he would never be the deputy class leader!

But at this moment, no one could see his tears or hear his inner voice except the high-protein creatures swimming on their backs in the yellow soup.

"Qin Feng, come out for a moment!"

Qin Feng was holding his breath and using a water pipe to wash away the dirt in the tunnel.

When he heard someone calling him, he immediately turned around and found that it was Second Platoon Leader Zhou Shangfei who called him.

He handed the water pipe to Qi Meng and followed Zhou Shangfei to the outside wall.

"Second Platoon Leader, what are your instructions?"

Looking at Qin Feng, who was wearing a mask and gloves and covering himself tightly, Zhou Shangfei couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Okay, take off your mask and gloves first. I want to tell you something."

"Yes."

After taking off his gloves and mask, Qin Feng took out the paper ball stuffed in his nose.

I took two deep breaths of fresh air and felt alive again.

It was also the first time that he felt that the air outside was so sweet.

"Come on, get one to loosen up the smell."

Zhou Shangfei shook the Huanghelou cigarette in his hand and handed it to him.

Qin Feng didn't reach out to take it, but looked towards the toilet and the playground.

Zhou Shangfei smiled and said, "Don't worry, your squad leader is not here, and the company commander and others won't come here to check, so feel free to draw."

After saying that, without waiting for Qin Feng to respond, he stuffed the cigarette into his mouth.

I blocked the wind a little with my hand, and there was a snap.

As the flames rose, the aroma of nicotine spread through the lungs.

Expel all the bad smell from your nasal cavity.

At this moment, Qin Feng felt as if his whole body was purified and he felt extremely comfortable.

But when he reacted, he was surprised to find that the cigarette was actually lit by Zhou Shangfei.

I go!

The platoon leader lights a cigarette, his magic power is boundless!

I'm afraid that in the entire recruit company, he is the only one who has enjoyed such treatment!

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