Crossing the book to escape famine, poor little guy does not become cannon fodder reference group

When the old donkey heard himself speaking human language for the first time, he was so scared that he burped.

But soon it couldn't care less, "Pan Pan! The third brother got into a fight with someone!"

Song Paner: ...

"Doesn't it fight eight battles a day?"

Haha, in addition to training with the guards every day, he also bullies the surrounding animals in his spare time. There is no one on the back mountain who has not been beaten by him.

"This time he's met a tough opponent! He's not going to win! Go and see! He's about to be beaten to death!" The old donkey stamped his feet anxiously, "Come on up, I'll carry you!"

Song Pan'er glanced at Lu Yan, who raised his eyebrows with interest, "I'm going too."

He cast an invisibility spell on himself and flashed into the yard.

Song Pan'er climbed over and onto the old donkey's back, letting it carry her out of the yard.

Along the way, she also did not forget to remind him, "Keep your mouth shut when there are people around, don't scare others with your words."

The old donkey didn't dare to open his mouth to answer, and just hummed and hawed as a response.

While I was running, as soon as I opened my mouth, cold air rushed into my mouth and choked me, which was very uncomfortable.

When the man and the donkey arrived at the back mountain, Song Pan'er finally understood what the tough guy the old donkey was talking about was.

Looking at the black and yellow giant in front of her, Song Pan'er almost couldn't help but run away, "My dear grandpa!"

Who gave that stupid dog the courage to provoke the tiger!

When we arrived, a dog and a bird were fighting with the injured tiger. They were pecking and cursing at the tiger, and the curses were quite dirty.

"You ugly cat! I'll peck you to death!"

"Just wait! My master will come and beat you to death!"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Wow wow wow wow!"

Song Paner: ...

Sometimes it is not necessary to be the "master".

With a fake smile on her face, she jumped off the old donkey's back. She didn't dare to approach the battlefield and could only shout from a distance.

"Well, stop fighting. Let's talk it out. Fighting and killing... isn't polite."

A tiger weighing at least 200 pounds turned its head to look over and let out a roar.

"Roar……"

Song Paner: ...

I don't understand, but I feel like I'm being criticized.

Lu Yan smiled secretly. The tiger's curse was quite dirty.

He cast two more spells, and then the black and yellow tiger and the black and white Haha started cursing at the same time.

"You ugly sick cat! How dare you insult my master! Do you know who my master is? He even beats up his own people when he gets mad!"

"I don't care who your master is! Do you know who I am?"

"I don't care who you are! If you dare to come to our territory and beat up my little brother, my master will beat you to death!"

"Come on! Beat me to death! You ugly dog!!"

"You're ugly! You ugly cat!"

"You ugly dog!"

"Ugly cat!"

"Ugly dog!"

"ugly……"

Song Paner: ...

I'm ugly, I'm the ugliest, okay?

The noise made her head buzz, so she pulled out the pistol from her waist and fired a shot into the air.

The sound of gunfire interrupted the quarrel between the tiger and the dog.

The big and the small turned their heads at the same time.

Song Pan'er put away the gun and nodded to the tiger. "I'm sorry, I'm not good at teaching dogs. Please do as you please."

When the tiger heard Song Pan'er say this, it swung its tail proudly at Haha, "See? Your master said she has no way of teaching dogs..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Haha started crying loudly and rolling on the ground.

Song Paner: ...

Hehe flew to Song Paner's head and took the opportunity to complain.

"Panpan, this cat started it first. It bullied Huihui."

Song Pan'er was puzzled, "Who is Huihui?"

Hehehe whistled to the sky, and soon a little wild boar ran out of the woods.

Song Paner: ...

The little wild boar Huihui didn't dare to get close and looked at Song Pan'er from afar. Song Pan'er could almost see the grievance on its pig face as it asked her to seek justice.

Song Paner: ...

As soon as Huihui came out, the tiger suddenly felt a little guilty. It didn't expect that this little wild boar also had an owner. It was just too hungry.

The mountain was blocked by heavy snow and the dog had no food. It walked a long way hungry and finally saw a wild boar here. However, before the owner could eat it, an ugly dog ​​and an ugly bird rushed out and started fighting with it.

If it had not been hungry for too long and had not had any strength left, it would have eaten the ugly dog ​​and the ugly bird in two bites.

The ugly dog ​​was quite strong, and it hurt when I kicked it while it flew up.

"I... I'm just too hungry..." the tiger explained.

The earth-shaking noise just now really scared the tiger, and it felt that it should speak nicely.

Song Pan'er sighed, picked up a 10-jin piece of raw pork from the town and threw it over, "I'll treat you to this, please stop fighting."

Seeing the tiger get the raw pork, it rolled around even more vigorously.

It didn't understand why its master not only didn't reward it for protecting its brother, but also gave meat to its enemy.

Song Pan'er waved at it helplessly, "Haha, come here."

The stupid dog didn't move and rolled twice more.

Song Pan'er could only take out a big bone that he loved most from the town and said, "Can you come over now?"

Seeing his favorite big bone, Haha jumped up from the ground at lightning speed and ran over at lightning speed, wagging his tail so hard that it almost made people catch a cold.

"Here I come, I want to chew on bones, my favorite big bones!"

Song Pan'er gave it the bone and rubbed its head. "Don't do such dangerous things in the future."

How can a dog like him be a match for a tiger?

She could see it all. If Tiger hadn't been in bad shape, the stupid dog probably wouldn't have been able to hold on until she got to him.

Tiger was chewing pork with big mouthfuls. He looked up inadvertently and saw Song Paner rubbing his head.

It thought of its mother.

Because it was thinner than its other brothers, it was driven out and had been wandering around with hunger.

Seeing that the silly dog ​​had a loving owner, the tiger lowered his eyes in envy and swallowed the pork in big mouthfuls.

This may be its only full meal in the near future.

However, what it didn't expect was that after observing it silently for a long time, Song Pan'er asked about the wound on its hind leg.

"Is your leg injury okay?"

The tiger was stunned for a moment, swallowed the last bite of meat, and replied in a low voice, "No, not very good..."

The wound on its leg was caused by a bite from a strong leopard, and it almost didn't escape that time.

Unfortunately, even in such cold weather, its wounds were still slowly rotting.

"If you don't mind, I'll bandage it for you." Song Pan'er took out her first aid kit from the supermarket.

Haha, I don’t understand why the owner wants to rescue this invader. Just as I was about to speak, the old donkey gave it a look.

It simply ignored the sight and continued to gnaw on its big bone.

Hehe, it flapped its wings and landed on the old donkey's head, ready to fight to the death if the tiger dared to attack Song Pan'er.

Lu Yan flashed to Song Pan'er's side and walked with her towards the tiger step by step.

Seeing that she didn't seem to be joking, the tiger lay down on the ground obediently.

Song Pan'er went to the tiger and carefully checked the wound on its hind leg. It was indeed rotten to a certain extent, and it must have been injured for a long time.

"By the way, what's your name?" She took out anesthetic from the medicine box and gave the tiger an injection in the hind leg while asking.

Tiger tilted his head, "I... don't have a name."

A tiger without the ability to survive does not deserve a name, and its mother never gave it one.

Its elder and second brothers have names, but it doesn't.

"If you like, I can name one for you, but I'm not very good at naming. Look, its name is Haha, its name is Heihei, and its name is Lao Lu." While waiting for the anesthetic to take effect, Song Pan'er introduced the tiger to the three tigers that it had just fought with.

Tiger blinked his eyes and said inwardly, "It really is hard to hear."

Song Paner: ...