After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Confucius said: "If a man is reliable, a sow will climb a tree!"

I don’t believe it!

Mencius said: "That's right! Women don't love men who are not bad!"

Letting go is impossible!

After being tossed around for half the night, Qin Wanyan woke up very late the next day.

Xuanxuan has been sent to her new friend's house to play!

Chen Yirun has already come for breakfast!

At the dinner table, Qin Wanyan was the only one present...

"Honey, eating alone is so boring..."

"Husband, will you eat some more?"

“You’ve eaten it all!”

"Just pretend I haven't eaten it!"

The two people were chatting casually when suddenly, there was a loud shout at the door.

"Suprise!"

Zheng Yingjun and Xiaoyu appeared at the door with bags.

"Xiaoyu!"

"Sister! I'm here! Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

"Hahaha! I'm so surprised and happy! I was just complaining about being bored! Now that you're here, I'm not bored anymore!"

Jiang Hao shook his head: "Tsk tsk, the family status is in jeopardy!"

"Is no one paying attention to me? I'm carrying so much stuff, and no one is helping me?"

Xiaoyu felt embarrassed and hurried forward to get her luggage.

"I told you I'll take it myself..."

"No, no, I'll help you! I'll let Haozi carry mine! How can I let a girl carry my luggage?" Zheng Yingjun's flattering face changed as he turned to Jiang Hao, "Quick, Haozi! Help me carry it! Where is Xiaoyu and I's room?"

"You didn't tell me you were coming, so I wasn't even prepared!"

Jiang Hao looked innocent.

Zheng Yingjun was dumbfounded: "What? Didn't you invite me to live at your house?"

"You didn't say you'd come today!"

Zheng Yingjun looked left and right, then simply threw his luggage on the ground and lay down.

"I don't care, I don't care, I don't care! If you don't clean up the guest room for me, I'll sleep in your living room! It's summer, so I'll sleep on the floor anyway!"

"Are you ashamed?"

"Shame on you! You're the one who had the nerve to kick your brother out, so why should I be embarrassed?"

"stand up!"

Jiang Hao kicked his leg.

"Can't afford it!"

"There's a guest room! Hurry and move your stuff over there! What are you doing with all these bags and all that stuff? You're such a bitch!"

"Hey! If you had told me there was a room earlier, why would I have gone through all this trouble?"

Zheng Yingjun patted his butt and stood up.

"My mom and sister were worried that I wouldn't be able to get used to the food here, so they stuffed me with a lot of food!"

"What delicious food is there that's worth carrying all the way from home?"

Jiang Hao opened a box without any hesitation, and a pair of shorts fell out.

"Wrong, wrong! It's another suitcase! These are just my clothes!"

Zheng Yingjun quickly tucked his shorts back in.

I secretly glanced at Xiaoyu and found that she was having dinner with Qin Wanyan and didn't pay attention to me, so I breathed a sigh of relief.

If someone saw this, wouldn't you be so embarrassed?

Jiang Hao opened another box.

A lot of instant noodles fell out.

"Uh... that's it?"

"Hmm! I told them we have everything here, no need to buy anything! But they wouldn't listen! And it cost me hundreds to check in my luggage!"

"Your family really loves you! They even brought you pickled mustard greens? Chili sauce, garlic sauce, broad bean paste...are they asking you to open a spice shop?"

"Oh! Don't look at it! It's all the love of family! Oh..."

Xiaoyu bit her chopsticks at the dinner table and smiled: "It's okay! I'll use all the food when I cook! It saves me from having to go to the supermarket to buy it here!"

"What delicious food are you guys having? I'm hungry too! Airplane food is fucking inedible! It looks delicious, but tastes bland and tasteless. I really want to ask them how airplane food can be so unpalatable for decades!"

The two women were amused by Zheng Yingjun's exaggerated wailing.

"Go eat! I'll ask the kitchen to add some more food!"

"Good brother! If you weren't married, I would pursue you!"

"Puff!" Qin Wanyan laughed, "Why are you saying the same thing as Xuanxuan?"

"Who is Xuanxuan?"

Zheng Yingjun sat down without hesitation, picked up his chopsticks and started eating.

"Xuanxuan is our next-door neighbor's daughter! She's very cute, a five-year-old girl!"

"Tsk, Jiang Hao, you beast, you didn't even let a five-year-old girl go? Even a little girl confessed her love to you?"

"Go away! What are you fussing about? It's just a joke for kids! Did you really intend for me to kick your ass after saying that?"

Zheng Yingjun quickly covered his anus.

"No way! My first time is reserved for girls!"

The four of them hadn't seen each other for a long time. After this lively atmosphere, they regained the joy and freedom they had when they were in City G.

"Haozi, did you buy this house?"

"Well, of course! With my status, am I really going to rent a house for my wife to take care of her pregnancy? How embarrassing!"

"I just came all the way here and I think it's so comfortable here! I want to get one too!"

"Go for it! Big Brother Wang next door is selling his house! Why don't you just buy it!"

Wang Guobin's house sale was not going smoothly.

After all, the current Country T is no longer the Country T of the past. Many people are willing to return to their country, including this area where there are many empty houses that cannot be sold.

"Is it such a coincidence? That's great! I can be your neighbor!"

Zheng Yingjun has already planned in his mind to bring Xiaoyu here for a honeymoon, pregnancy care, and a relaxing vacation!

"If you want, I'll contact you!"

"Okay!"

Jiang Hao called Wang Guobin.

"Hey, Brother Wang, is anyone interested in the house?"

"Oh...someone wanted it originally, but then they regretted it...I'm having a headache!"

Wang Guobin was anxious to go back, but the more anxious he was, the harder it was to sell the house.

"I have a friend here who wants to buy something. Are you free now? Why don't you come back and talk?"

"Really? Does he know the situation here?"

"I know! He just wants to be my neighbor! Don't worry, he's not short of money!"

"Okay then, I'll be right back!"

Wang Guobin's excitement could be heard over the phone.

"He'll be here soon, so you can go look at the house with him first! If you don't like his renovations, you can redo everything. You're not in a rush to move in anyway!"

"That's great! I need to fill my stomach first! Emma is starving!"

When Wang Guobin arrived, Zheng Yingjun was eating in a very ungraceful manner.

"Brother, you said someone wanted my house, where is he?"

"Here it is!"

Jiang Hao pointed at Zheng Yingjun.

Seeing that he was so young... Wang Guobin felt unsure.

"Hello, hello! I'll eat first! I'll be ready in a moment!"

Zheng Yingjun took the time to talk to him.

"Oh, it's okay! Take your time eating!"

Since he is a friend introduced by Jiang Hao, it must not be a casual remark!

He just sat quietly aside.

Zheng Yingjun said "a while", and it really was a while. He swallowed the last bite of the bun, smoothed his throat with the soy milk in the cup, and then he burped with satisfaction.