After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

After finishing the "pleasant" conversation with Xuanxuan, Jiang Hao drove his sleepy wife back home quickly.

Qin Wanyan had just gotten off the car and was picked up by Jiang Hao before she even touched the ground.

Qin Wanyan had given up resisting long ago and simply found a comfortable position for herself and closed her eyes to rest.

Jiang Hao looked at her contented expression and smiled indulgently.

When they got upstairs, Jiang Hao was about to put her on the bed when he saw that her hands and feet had turned black from playing in the sand.

"Honey, should I give you a bath before you go to bed or just a simple wipe?"

Qin Wanyan felt her hands were sticky and uncomfortable, but she was too sleepy to open her eyes.

"Please give me a bath..."

She was so sleepy that she couldn't even keep her eyelids open.

As he spoke, he yawned again.

"Okay, go to sleep! I'll help you wash!"

Jiang Hao carried Qin Wanyan straight to the bathroom.

I temporarily settled her on the lounge chair in the bathroom and started running the bath water.

Pick a comfortable essential oil and drop it in, and the room will be filled with fragrance immediately.

Jiang Hao's movements were very gentle and he didn't wake Qin Wanyan up the whole time.

By the time he dried her, put on a comfortable nightgown, and carried her to bed, he was already sweating all over, so he simply ran to the bathroom to take a shower.

After all the trouble, I woke up from my sleepiness.

Looking at my wife who was sleeping soundly, I thought I should go downstairs to calm down!

On such a comfortable afternoon, it's easy to make mistakes in the flower fields.

When I got downstairs, I thought that there would be a lot of people coming to my house in the evening, so I just went straight into the kitchen to prepare the ingredients.

"Master Jiang! We've bought the goose you ordered! Do you want to kill it?"

"Of course we have to kill it! Do we keep it to lay eggs?"

"Okay, Master Jiang! I'll kill it for you right away!"

Jiang Hao strolled around the kitchen alone, looking around here and there.

"Besides the iron pot stew, what else would you like to order?"

After tinkering here and there, he had made three big pots of side dishes, but the big goose still hadn't come back.

"What? Is this guy flying with the geese?"

Jiang Hao decided to go out and take a look!

Can killing a goose also lead to the loss of a person?

He remembered this chef. He was a retired bodyguard. Killing a goose was a job that suited his profession, wasn't it?

"Old Wu? Old Wu? Where are you?"

"Master Jiang! I'm here!"

Along with his cries, the sound of flapping wings could be heard occasionally.

"What's going on? He hasn't killed her yet...ah~"

Jiang Hao was frightened by a flying headless corpse and screamed.

"Fuck! What the hell?"

The voice is broken!

Jiang Hao: Look how you got startled! Not only was the goose flying all the way, but the blood on the lawn looked like a murder scene!

"Master Jiang! It's nothing! The goose is just flapping its wings after its head was chopped off! It will stop flapping once all the blood has drained out!"

A drop of sweat fell from Jiang Hao's forehead: "So, you don't know how to kill geese?"

"Why wouldn't I kill? Isn't this killing? Who knew a goose with its head chopped off could still hop around for so long? It's nothing like killing someone!"

Jiang Hao:......

The bodyguards who can follow Qin Wanyan are indeed not normal people.

He said killing a goose is worse than killing a person!

"There's blood all over the lawn. What are we going to do? Three more people are coming soon! What are we going to do?"

A burly man with a fierce look on his face was about to enter the house, waving a stick, when he heard people in the yard discussing things like "the lawn is covered in blood" and "there are three more people". He was so scared that he stopped in his tracks.

The middle-aged woman behind him couldn't help but wonder when she saw that her brother didn't leave.

"Brother, let's go! This is the family! I've found out everything! It was this family that bullied me, you have to avenge me!"

"What are you arguing about? Keep your voice down!"

The woman's brother pricked up his ears, trying to hear more clearly.

"It's okay, Master Jiang! It's normal to see blood when killing someone! I'll give them two more slashes later, and I'll be able to get them to the kitchen for you soon!"

They're going to stab me twice more! Send it to the kitchen? Are they planning to eat human flesh?

He looked inside and saw blood all over the floor and walls. He was so scared that he quickly pulled the woman out.

"Sister, it's not that I won't help you! This family is not to be trifled with! Don't mess with them! Next time you see them, stay away! This family killed people in broad daylight in the yard! They said there would be three more people in a while! If you don't want to be killed by them, just listen to me!"

The woman broke out in a cold sweat after hearing this. All thoughts of revenge disappeared without a trace and she nodded repeatedly.

Jiang Hao didn't know that because of their conversation, the woman on the beach who was planning to take revenge was scared away.

Now his only headache was how to get rid of the blood on the floor.

He regretted asking Old Wu to kill the goose!

"Master Jiang, it's okay! Just flush it with a hose and it will be fine! Watch me!"

Old Wu took out the watering pipe from the utility room, turned on the faucet, and watered the lawn.

"I go!"

Jiang Hao dodged, but the mud mixed with blood still splashed all over him.

"Um... I'm sorry, Master Jiang! How about you go inside and rest for a while? Leave this to me! I promise that when the guests arrive, I will return you a clean yard!"

The corners of Jiang Hao's mouth twitched. Looking at this expression, why was it so hard to believe?

But he still dodged and hid in the corner to avoid being indiscriminately attacked by Old Wu with a water pipe.

At this time, Old Wu was killing people indiscriminately with a water pipe, and blood mixed with mud and water was splashed everywhere.

"Old Wu, you'd better stop watering it. It's getting dirtier!"

"Master Jiang! You have to trust my experience! Dirt is only temporary! It will be clean in no time!"

After Old Wu washed the lawn, he washed the wall. After washing the wall, the lawn became dirty again. He continued to wash, and the wall was splashed with mud again.

Infinite loop...

In the end, the lawn was completely washed away, and the wall was still a mess...

Very good, the white wall turned into a mud wall, instantly changing to Syrian style!

Old Wu was like a child who had done something wrong, holding the water pipe with his head almost down to his crotch.

"Master Jiang, I seem to have messed up..."

"Be more confident! Take away the "as if"!"

Jiang Hao had a headache!

How should I explain this to my wife?

Everything was fine when I went up there, but now, there’s no going back!

I was planning to have dinner on the lawn, but now the whole lawn is wet and sticky, there's no hope!

"Alright, alright, go and pluck the goose feathers! I'll find someone to take care of it!"

As expected, professional matters should be left to professionals. As long as the money is in place, everything will be easy.

A group of professionals were in place with clear division of labor. Within two hours, they made the dirty place look brand new.

"Master Jiang, are you satisfied? If there's anything you're not satisfied with, feel free to tell me!"

The professionals are very professional.

"Well, it's pretty good! I have no complaints! Go ask the butler to settle the bill!"

"Okay, Mr. Jiang, I'm happy to serve you! I wish you a happy life!"

Jiang Hao looked at the courtyard which was even cleaner and tidier than before, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief!

Of course, money makes the world go round.

He loves RMB, and RMB loves him!