After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Chen Yirun's agent rushed to the villa to pick him up early in the morning.

"Chen Yirun? Chen Yirun! Get up! Going to film!"

"You must be staying in bed again!" The agent didn't even knock on the door and walked straight into the bedroom. "Little lazy pig, get up~ Look what delicious food I brought you~"

The agent threw back the quilt.

"Huh? Are you up already?"

However, he searched the entire villa but couldn't find Chen Yirun.

At this point he started to panic, but then he remembered he hadn't called yet.

"Yes, call!"

But when the phone rang from the living room and no one answered...

The agent went completely crazy!

"Chen Yirun! Get out here! I don't have time to play hide and seek with you!"

Chen Yirun, who was sleeping at Jiang Hao's house, sneezed loudly in the middle of his sleep and woke himself up.

"Why did I dream that my agent was scolding me... so annoying..."

Chen Yirun turned over and wanted to sleep, but suddenly he started.

"What the hell! What time is it now? I'm dying, dying, dying!"

"What are you doing jumping up and down like a moron?"

Jiang Hao, who had just cooked the porridge, looked at Chen Yirun as if he were a lunatic!

"Hey, bro, lend me your phone! I need to make a call!"

Taking Jiang Hao's phone, Chen Yirun called his agent.

It took a long time before the call was connected.

"Hello! Who is this?"

The agent spoke calmly, but based on Chen Yirun's understanding of him, he was very sure that he was on the verge of exploding and was suppressing his anger.

"Ahem! It's me, I..."

"Damn it, Chen Yirun! Where the hell have you been? I've been looking for you for half an hour! Half an hour! You're going to film soon! You're disappearing! You didn't even bring your phone! Do you want to die?"

"Brother, listen to my explanation! I was visiting a friend's house yesterday, and then I accidentally fell asleep..."

"Fell asleep accidentally? Why didn't you just throw yourself away? You're so old, can't you let people take it easy?"

"I know I was wrong! Stop reading!"

Chen Yirun shrank his head and didn't dare to say a word through the phone, for fear that his agent would further deduct his food.

"Where are you now? I'm here to pick you up!"

"Um..." Chen Yirun turned around and asked Jiang Hao, "What's your home address?"

After giving the address to his agent, Chen Yirun quickly borrowed the bathroom to wash up.

When I came out, I saw Jiang Hao putting breakfast on the table.

I looked at the time and then at the delicious breakfast on the table.

He decided not to be ashamed to speak up.

"Brother, can I have another breakfast?"

The agent who rushed over in a hurry just happened to hear these words, and his anger surged, unable to suppress it.

"Chen Yirun! You pig! Get out of here! Eat, eat, eat. All you do all day is eat!"

"Brother, please let me eat something before we go on our way!"

"Pah, pah, pah! What unlucky words are you saying? Children should not be restrained in their words! Children should not be restrained in their words!"

When Chen Yirun saw that his agent was coming to arrest him, he quickly grabbed a pancake and drank a glass of milk in one gulp.

The moment before he caught him, he jumped out like a mouse.

"Let's go! Otherwise we'll be late!"

The agent was so ashamed to see him like a scoundrel.

"Hello, my artist is causing you trouble! Um...how much is it? I'll transfer it to you!"

Jiang Hao smiled and shook his head: "No need! It's just a daily meal! Go and do your things first!"

Because time was tight, the agent didn't bother to be polite and just said goodbye and drove away.

Jiang Hao felt helpless as he looked at the half-eaten breakfast on the table by Chen Yirun.

"Hey... go make some more!"

"What happened just now? Why did I hear someone arguing downstairs?"

Qin Wanyan walked downstairs wearing comfortable home clothes.

"There was no quarrel! Chen Yirun's agent came to take him away just now, and he wanted to eat a few more bites, so he got scolded!"

When Qin Wanyan saw the mess on the table, she could immediately imagine how intense the scene was.

"He really loves to eat!"

Seeing Qin Wanyan smiling so happily, Jiang Hao felt jealous.

"You seem to have a good impression of him!"

"Hmm! Compared to someone like Wu Mengmeng who doesn't like to eat but insists on creating a character, don't you think Chen Yirun is more interesting?"

"I'm quite interesting too. Do you want to explore it?"

"You? You know everything inside and out! Can't you allow me to get to know someone else?"

Jiang Hao looked aggrieved: "So, you are tired of seeing me..."

"That's enough! Stop pretending to be pitiful. This trick doesn't work on me anymore!"

"You're such a cruel woman! You don't want your husband anymore after having a child!"

"Hey, hey, hey! When did I say no?" Qin Wanyan found it funny. "I think you'd be great at acting now. Play the role of a jealous wife, and act out your true self!"

"I'm telling you, if I were to act, I'd definitely be better than that pretty boy!"

"Little white face, you are not talking about the person Chen Yirun, are you?"

"Who else could it be? I'm telling you, there's only one character I can't beat him in! I'm definitely better than him in all the others!"

"What role?"

"He's a foodie! His desire for food is like that of a refugee who hasn't eaten for hundreds of years. I definitely can't stand that hungry look!"

Chen Yirun, who was preparing for filming, sneezed and sprayed his agent in the face.

"Fuck! Chen Yirun, this isn't the way you're going to retaliate against me, is it? Didn't I just let you eat yesterday? That was for your own good! How are you going to film today if your face is swollen after eating so late? Your face is swollen! Do you understand?"

The agent looked at Chen Yirun's swollen face in anger and sighed to the sky.

How could he bring such an artist?

"Stop scolding me! I must be sneezing because you scolded me too much!"

While Chen Yirun was being treated by his agent, Jiang Hao and Qin Wanyan on the other side had finished their pre-meal flirting and started enjoying their food.

"Honey, what are we doing today? It's so boring..."

“Boredom is actually a good thing!”

What Jiang Hao said was meaningful.

"Huh? Why?"

"Do you like to invite that pig Chen Yirun here late at night like last night?"

Qin Wanyan tilted her head and thought for a moment: "It's actually quite interesting!"

"You really do like new men!" Jiang Hao snatched the pancake from her mouth, "Hmph, I won't let you eat it!"

"Hey! You're so childish!"

"Don't you like young and fresh meat? Wouldn't it be good if I became a little younger?"

Qin Wanyan couldn't help laughing: "You're not just getting younger! You're becoming...retarded! Hahahaha!"

She finally couldn't help but say this.

"Okay! You dare to say your husband is mentally retarded! I'll laugh at you!"

Jiang Hao stretched out his devilish hand and reached towards Qin Wanyan's armpit.

"Ah! Don't come over!"

Qin Wanyan screamed and ran away.

"Sister, what are you playing? I want to play too!"

Seeing them chasing each other, Xuanxuan also joined the battle with her short legs.