After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

"Really or falsely?"

Peng Shanhua asked back in a self-consciously cute way, using a phrase he had recently seen online. His fat body was almost twisted into a maggot.

"Of course it's true! Your brother is so honest, how could he lie?"

"Hey little brother, are you here to travel?"

"Yeah, that's right! I'm so sorry to bother you so late!"

Jiang Hao looked apologetic.

"It's okay, it's okay! We still have a spare room at home. I'll go prepare a room for you right away!"

"Thank you for your hard work, sister!"

"No hard work, no hard work!"

Peng Shanhua's saliva was almost flowing. She wanted to quickly tell her mother that she was in love!

Jiang Hao said to Peng Zhiyun proudly, "Done!"

Peng Zhiyun was at a loss whether to laugh or cry: "Then you can stay here! As long as you don't mind our shabby house!"

"No! It's surrounded by mountains and water, and the scenery is beautiful!"

Because Hexi Village is poor, few people come here, and the green mountains and clear waters are unpolluted. It is more naturally beautiful and original than those scenic spots.

Peng Shanhua ran into the house.

"Mother?"

"Oh! I just lay down, what are you screaming about?"

Because she was so hungry from waiting, Mrs. Peng decided to take a nap first.

"Mom! My brother has a friend coming to our house!"

When Mrs. Peng heard this, she jumped up.

"What? This lazy bastard brought friends back? Who gave him the guts? We don't have any extra food to entertain them!"

With that sarcastic look, there's no need to shoot the role a second time.

"Mom! Listen to me first!" Peng Shanhua pulled Mrs. Peng to sit down.

"The friend my brother brought is very handsome! And judging by his temperament, it seems that his family is quite wealthy!"

Mrs. Peng looked as if she was saying, "Are you crazy?"

"Girl, you're not falling for that lazy bastard's friend, are you? What kind of rich friends can a lazy bastard have? And his friends are at least forty or fifty years old! Girl, are you crazy enough to fall for an old man?"

"Mom, what are you talking about? What old man? He's very young!"

Peng Shanhua looked like a fangirl.

"Tsk! I think your eyes are covered with shit! What kind of handsome, young and rich friend does Peng Zhiyun have?"

"Mom! You'll know when you see it! Mom, go and clear out the room next to mine! He wants to stay here today!"

"You damn girl! Not only do you want him to stay here, but he wants him to live next to you? You're a virgin, and he lives next to you? What if he has any thoughts about you at night? What will you do?"

Peng Shanhua's face was as red as a carnivorous plant.

"Then... let him do it..."

Mrs. Peng glared: It’s true that girls cannot be kept at home when they grow up!

"Come on, take me to see which wild man stole my daughter's heart!"

Jiang Xing was helping Peng Zhiyun bring the food to the table.

I heard a series of footsteps behind me, and I knew it must be the maid Peng and her daughter Peng Shanhua!

He pretended to be ignorant and spoke to Peng Zhiyun with a smile.

"Brother Peng, the scenery here is so beautiful with its green mountains and clear waters! I'm even planning to settle down here!"

Peng Zhiyun smiled innocently: "Haha! Actually, it's fine if you come here occasionally. If you really settle down, I'm afraid you can't stand it! Here..."

"Cough cough!"

Peng Shanhua coughed heavily twice.

A fool is a fool! He can't even speak!

Jiang Hao was already willing to stay, but he still advised him to leave!

Why did he suddenly want to stay? He must have fallen in love with her and wanted to stay and become her son-in-law!

Peng Shanhua looked at Jiang Hao's well-proportioned body with lustful eyes. His solid and powerful muscles could be seen through his clothes.

For his figure and face, she is willing to live in poverty all her life!

"Oh! Sister Shanhua is here for dinner? Perfect, the food is ready!"

Jiang Hao's smiling face made Peng Shanhua completely bewildered.

Mrs. Peng on the side was observing him.

It is undeniable that Jiang Hao is of high quality in terms of appearance and conversation, and is barely worthy of being a good match for her precious daughter!

However, although her daughter was beautiful, good-looking men were often fickle, so Mrs. Peng did not directly express her love for Jiang Hao.

Instead, he looked picky: "A bowl of vegetarian dishes! There's not even a piece of meat! How are we supposed to eat it? My daughter is still growing, she'll be malnourished if she eats this!"

Seeing that Mrs. Peng was trying to make things difficult for Jiang Hao, Peng Zhiyun quickly stepped forward.

"Mom, there's no meat at home. You and your sister have to make do with this for now! I'm going hunting in the mountains tomorrow!"

"Tomorrow is tomorrow! We can eat meat tomorrow so we don't have to eat today?" Mrs. Peng rolled her eyes. "I don't know what the point of being so big is! We can't even afford to eat meat! And you still have the nerve to bring friends back! We can't even feed ourselves!"

"mom!"

Peng Shanhua was unhappy about this.

"Mom, it's rare for my brother to bring his friends over, why are you whining so much? I'll go to Uncle Liu's house at the village entrance to buy some meat tomorrow morning, okay?"

Mrs. Peng felt very disappointed with her.

This silly girl, she hasn't even gotten married yet and she's already turning her elbows outward! She's so angry!

"Alright, alright! Enough talking! Let's eat! I'm starving!"

Mrs. Peng sat down and started digging into the vegetable bowl with her chopsticks.

After scrambling for a long time, he finally picked up a piece of food with chopsticks and put it in his bowl.

Peng Shanhua put food into Jiang Hao's bowl with an attentive look on his face.

Jiang Hao kept calling Peng Shanhua "Sister Shanhua", which made her happy.

Peng Shanhua didn't notice that Jiang Hao didn't eat a single bite of the food he picked up, but Peng Zhiyun saw it.

But he remained silent and just ate the white rice in the bowl.

He always felt that Jiang Hao's appearance was too strange.

He didn't know Jiang Hao at all, but he said he was looking for him!

How could someone like Jiang Hao know a farmer like him?

But my family is broke, what can they do?

Maybe he is just a playful kid who plays too late and can't go home, so he just wants to stay overnight!

After all, the mountain road out of here is difficult to walk on, and there are even wild beasts at night.

Peng Shanhua kept being attentive to Jiang Hao, but left for a while to get more food.

Jiang Hao took the opportunity to pour all the food in his bowl into Peng Zhiyun's bowl, with a pitiful look on his face that said "please, please".

Peng Zhiyun didn't say anything and finished his meal in silence.

Jiang Hao rarely showed his youthful playfulness.

My uncle is such an honest man, no wonder he was bullied by this mother and daughter for so many years!

Humph, let’s see how he helps his uncle get justice!

"Brother Jiang, are you full? I'll get you more rice!"

"Oh..." Jiang Hao looked like he had lost his appetite.

"What's wrong, Brother Jiang? Is the food not to your taste?"

Peng Shanhua's heart ached when he saw Jiang Hao's wilted face.

At this time, she wanted to cut off her own flesh and let Jiang Hao eat it.

"No, no!" Jiang Hao shook his head repeatedly, "It's delicious! Really!"

As if to make Peng Shanhua believe it, he clicked very hard!