After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

"Hahaha! What do you think Jason's expression would be like if he realized he was stood up?"

The more Jiang Hao thought about it, the more he wanted to laugh.

"He's so stupid. He should try to comfort himself and say, 'No, no,' and then run to our villa and see it with his own eyes before giving up!"

Qin Wanyan thought about it and felt that considering Jason's simple-mindedness, this would be his reaction.

At this time, the two were lying comfortably on the beach, and a group of people were playing beach volleyball on the beach, which was extremely lively.

"Will you think it's too noisy?"

Jiang Hao asked.

"No! It's fine! It's great to be young!"

"Wife, how old are you? Why do you look so old?"

"I feel like I've never been young. Every day I'm either in class or at work..."

"Isn't this easy? Let's go!"

Jiang Hao pulled Qin Wanyan up.

"Huh? What are you taking me there for?"

"Play ball! Experience youth!"

Jiang Hao pulled Qin Wanyan into the beach volleyball team.

"Hey! Do you mind taking both of us along for the fun?"

"Wuhu~Handsome guys and beautiful girls! Welcome to join us!"

"We need handsome guys on our team!"

"We need beautiful women on our team!"

Jiang Hao and Qin Wanyan were separated by their laughter and stood in their respective teams.

The beautiful Chinese people are warm and cheerful. They don't treat us as outsiders at all and will blame you for what you deserve.

So Jiang Hao has been hit in the face by the ball twice.

"Damn it, don't hit someone in the face!"

"It was your wife who beat you, not us!"

The opposing team looked innocent.

"Don't think I don't know you're corrupting my wife! What were you whispering to her about just now? Were you trying to teach her how to beat me? Ouch! Are you still coming?"

Qin Wanyan looked at Jiang Hao getting beaten and smiled with her eyes curved.

The initial restraint has been replaced by relaxation.

Her teammates are so enthusiastic and always find opportunities to make her happy.

"How was it? Was it fun?"

After leaving the battlefield, Jiang Hao handed a towel and water to Qin Wanyan.

"Yeah! Fun!"

At this time, Qin Wanyan's cheeks were flushed and her eyes were shining with an unsatisfied light.

"Let's go to the hotel and rest for a while. Your face is all sunburned! We need to go back and hydrate! Sunburn will hurt!"

Jiang Hao checked Qin Wanyan's body and found a small area that was sunburned. It might be because she had applied sunscreen herself but missed it.

"Ok!"

Qin Wanyan also felt a burning pain in her back.

"Don't worry, just hydrate, it'll be fine!"

"Are you better than a barefoot doctor like me? Do you know how to deal with this?"

"That's right! I've learned a lot from my wife! I've been with her every day, so I've learned a little bit from her!"

"Go! Go! Go!"

The two walked into the hotel chatting and laughing.

The waiter came over immediately.

“Does the guest need a boat?”

"Yes, sure! Please, take us back to our room!"

"Okay, guest, this way please!"

The reason I stayed in this hotel was because of its unique water view.

The boat can only seat two people, besides the boatman.

Jiang Hao and Qin Wanyan sat facing each other.

"My two guests, would you like me to show you around?"

"Alright!"

Qin Wanyan leaned back in the chair comfortably.

They didn't have time to take a boat tour when they checked in, so now is a good time to take a break and enjoy the tour.

There weren't many people on the water at this time.

So after confirming that they were not in a hurry, the boatman began to take them on a leisurely tour while explaining things to them.

"It's so comfortable! I feel like I'm about to fall asleep while rocking!"

Qin Wanyan closed her eyes and felt the breeze blowing towards her.

The person who designed the hotel is a real genius. Many people come here just because of the river.

It can be said that it is neither too big nor too small, and it is also a popular check-in spot for internet celebrities!

However, it is not the peak tourist season, so the hotel occupancy rate is not high.

If it is the peak season, you have to book a room a month in advance!

"Then I'll rent the boat and you can take a nap!"

Jiang Hao said with a smile.

"No! I don't want anyone to watch me sleep! They'll think I'm sick. I have a nice big bed but I'm sleeping on the boat!"

"If you don't want people to see, then put a boat in the pool outside our room!"

"Will the people at the hotel think we're crazy?"

"If you want to, they won't refuse!"

The two men were talking in words, so the boatman had no idea what they were talking about.

So Jiang Hao asked again in beautiful Mandarin.

"Excuse me, can we fit a small boat in our room's pool?"

The boatman was surprised by their request. After all, he had seen strange guests, but never such a strange one.

However, within the permitted scope, he would not refuse the customer's request. After all, it was just moving a small boat!

"Okay, sir. We've received your request and will send the boat to you later!"

"OK, thanks!"

Jiang Hao expressed his satisfaction.

He still had a lot of thoughts about his last boating trip on the lake. Since Qin Wanyan brought it up herself this time, if he didn't take advantage of the situation, he would be like Liu Xiahui.

"There are fish down here!"

Qin Wanyan lay on the edge of the boat and saw a big fish swimming leisurely past their boat.

"Yes! The fish in our hotel is all caught right here and eaten right away! Guests who are interested can also try it!"

"Wife, do you want to eat?"

Qin Wanyan rolled her eyes for once.

"No! What's so delicious about fish from this small ditch?"

"Wife, that's not what you said when you praised this little ditch just now!"

"Just be polite! Forget about the fish! Isn't the fish we eat in G City better than here? Think about it, this hotel's drainage system... isn't it closely related to this river?"

Qin Wanyan was thinking about this while lying on the boat just now.

Forgive her for not having romantic germs... She was just habitually analyzing the overall structure and circulation system of the hotel.

Jiang Hao's mind instantly showed the scene of people defecating and urinating in the river, and the beauty of the river was gone.

"Wife, you know how to ruin the atmosphere!"

Jiang Hao could no longer return to the state he was in just now. Now his mind was filled with only one thought: the river was full of excrement! These fish must have grown up eating feces!

The boatman didn't know this yet and continued to talk incessantly and diligently explaining the long history of their hotel.

In the end, Jiang Hao and his friends lost interest in continuing the tour and returned to their room early.

"Hahaha!"

Qin Wanyan fainted in the room from laughing.

"Did you see the boatman's heartbroken expression just now? He probably doesn't even know why you suddenly disliked him!"

"You little rascal! It's all your fault! And it's not that I don't like him, but I've become disenchanted with that river! Next time I see him, I'll definitely take a detour!"

"Shall we change hotels tomorrow?"

"How about we change it tonight? I'm itching all over just thinking about the room being surrounded by shit!"