After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Qin Wanyan's body was warm and smelled like the sun.

Jiang Hao couldn't help but bury his head in her neck and took a deep breath.

"Hahaha... let me go! It's so itchy!"

"I don't! I want to recharge!"

Jiang Hao bit Qin Wanyan's neck lightly with malicious intent.

"Ah! Are you a vampire?"

"If I were a vampire, I wouldn't be willing to suck your blood!"

"You won't even smoke even if you're starving?"

Qin Wanyan tilted her head and asked with a smile.

"This...how about we suck each other?"

"Bullshit!"

The two of them whispered to each other on the balcony for a long time before going downstairs.

"It's all your fault! The guests I had plans for are almost here! I don't even have time to do my hair!"

Qin Wanyan stroked her hair as she walked. It was almost time for breakfast. Since she was at home anyway, she might as well not tie her hair!

"My wife looks great with her hair down like this!"

"Oh~ my dear Wanyan~ I heard that you married yourself? I want to fight him one-on-one!"

A foreigner speaking broken Chinese walked into the hall shouting, looked up and saw Qin Wanyan, and exclaimed in surprise.

"OMG! Wanyan, is that you, Wanyan? You're obeautiful!"

When he met Qin Wanyan before, she always dressed meticulously, not as casually as today.

Qin Wanyan looked at Jiang Hao helplessly.

Look, they're here! I can't even have breakfast!

Jiang Hao: Breakfast? That's easy!

"Hey bro! I heard you want to fight me one on one?"

"Are you the man who married Wanyan?" The foreigner put away his previous cynicism and said, "Hello, my name is Jason! Nice to meet you!"

"Hello! You don't seem very happy to meet me?"

"Don't you Chinese say you should be polite when you first meet someone?"

"Oh, I'm different. I like to tell the truth!"

"Since you've said that, I won't be polite! I'm just not happy to meet you! I've known Wan Yan for so long, and it's never been my turn. Why should you be ahead of me?"

"Jason!"

Qin Wanyan looked helpless.

This Jason is good in every way except that he always talks about marrying her and always likes to make fun of her.

"Wan Yan, my young heart has been hurt! I originally told my father that I wanted to expand our family business to China, so that I could live in your country! The distance between us wouldn't be so far!"

"Wife! What's your relationship with him?"

Jiang Hao looked jealous.

Qin Wanyan already had a headache when she saw Jason, and now Jiang Hao was added to the mix.

They looked like they were punishing a heartless man, which made Qin Wanyan wonder if she had really done anything wrong to them.

"Enough!"

I can't bear it anymore, no need to bear it anymore!

"I want to eat! Whoever makes noise, get out!"

The two of them quickly shut up and followed Qin Wanyan to sit down at the dining table.

On the table is the standard daily breakfast of the United States, milk, oatmeal, and toast, that is, bread slices!

Jiang Hao knew without even looking that his wife didn't like it!

"Honey, I'll make it for you! What do you want to eat?"

"I want to eat pancakes..."

Qin Wanyan looked at the bread with disgust.

"What's a Jianbing Guozi?" Jason interrupted. "How could it possibly be as delicious as bread with butter?"

In Jason's heart, the food from his country is the best in the world!

"Then you can have the bread! I'm going to make pancakes for my wife!"

Jiang Hao moved the bread in front of Jason.

"Tsk! I'll eat it if I want! It just so happens that I didn't have enough breakfast!"

Jason picked up the toasted, crusty bread, spread some butter on it, added a few lettuce leaves, and stuffed it into his mouth.

The sound of "crunching" was heard, and it was obvious that he really loved eating it!

Qin Wanyan looked at his teeth curiously and couldn't help but sigh, their teeth are really durable!

"Wanyan, do you want to eat too?"

Qin Wanyan shook her head repeatedly: "No!"

Last time she broke a tooth because of eating this hard bread, so she really can't accept this!

"Oh... I really don't know how to appreciate delicious food!"

"Crack, click, click!"

Jason was eating when he suddenly smelled a fragrance.

"What smells so good?"

He sniffed hard.

"It seems to be coming from the kitchen!"

Jiang Hao came out with two cut pancakes, one for him and one for Qin Wanyan.

"Honey, eat! I even made you a cup of soy milk!"

"Yeah!" Qin Wanyan smiled happily.

Jiang Hao still understands her!

"What about mine?"

Jason pointed to the empty plate in front of him.

"You? Aren't you going to eat your dry bread?"

“Actually, I could still eat some!”

Jason smelled it and felt a little greedy! He also wanted to try it.

"Didn't you say your dry bread was the best?"

"Well... then I have to try your food first to see if it's delicious, right? Why? Don't you dare let me taste it?"

Jason also began to use China's provocation method.

Jiang Hao was happy.

"If you want to eat, just tell me! I'll give you a bite!"

Jiang Hao really cut a bite with a knife and fork and put it on Jason's plate.

"Hey, hey, hey, aren't Chinese people hospitable? Shouldn't you give me the whole plate?"

"Aren't you here to discuss business? Are you here to eat and drink for free? If you want to eat, eat. If you don't want to eat, forget it!"

As he spoke, Jiang Hao reached out to take the plate in front of him.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Jason quickly defended him. "You gave it all to me, and you're taking it back? Are you even a man?"

"My wife knows best whether I am a man or not! Right, wife?"

"Pfft...ahem!"

Qin Wanyan choked on the soy milk.

Her face flushed and she glared at Jiang Hao.

This man is really...

Jason is jealous!

Pick up the piece of bread with a fork and put it into your mouth.

I’m so angry! I’m so angry!

Huh?

"Delicious!"

Jason seemed to have discovered a new world.

What does this taste like? A soft and chewy crust with vegetables and a crispy texture inside!

Such a rich taste!

He finished it in one bite and set his sights on Jiang Hao's plate.

"What do you want to do?"

Jiang Hao snatched his plate.

"Don't be so stingy! I haven't eaten enough yet! Give me half!"

"Why?"

"Because I'm a guest!"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Qin Wanyan got a headache.

Can you let her finish her breakfast in peace?

"I'll give you half! Stop arguing!"

Jason's voice was so loud that her head was buzzing.

"No!" Jiang Hao shoveled half of the food from his plate onto Jason's. "Mine is yours! Honey, keep yours for yourself!"

I won’t let Jason eat his wife’s food!

Jason doesn't care who it belongs to, as long as there's food to eat, he'll take it!

"Delicious, delicious! Really delicious! What's the name of this fruit?"

"Jianbing Guozi!"

Jiang Hao replied unhappily.

"This is so delicious, I think I could have two more!"

"What are you dreaming about?"