After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Jiang Hao reached out and poked the little yellow dog's round belly, causing the dog to stagger, but he still held the bone tightly in his mouth.

"No wonder you're so fat! You won't even let go."

Seeing that Jiang Hao was about to reach out his hand, Qin Wanyan grabbed his fingers.

"Stop bothering it and let it eat its meal!"

"You've only just seen it for the first time, and you're already feeling sorry for it?"

Jiang Hao was jealous.

Qin Wanyan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Are you competing for favor with a dog?"

"Yes! That's all I can do!"

The main point is that a thick-skinned child who cries out will get the milk!

"Wang Wang Wang!"

The puppy finally finished eating the bone and then barked at him a few times, as if it wanted to take revenge.

"Stop yelling! If you keep yelling, your hind legs will take off!"

Qin Wanyan looked down and saw that, as expected, the little yellow dog barked and its hind legs left the ground unconsciously, and it stood entirely on its two front legs.

It looks like the back half is about to take off!

Qin Wanyan was laughing so hard that she pointed at the little yellow dog and laughed until she choked.

The little yellow dog tilted his head, unable to understand why this beautiful young lady was looking at him and smiling.

Jiang Hao reached out helplessly and rubbed her belly.

"Is it really that funny? I almost choked with laughter!"

"So, so cute!"

"Like it? If you like it, we'll keep it!"

"Look at how fat it is, it must have an owner! What a prank!"

"It seems you like it!"

"Just because you like something doesn't mean you have to possess it! It definitely prefers to stay in a place it's familiar with."

Qin Wanyan couldn't help scratching the puppy's chin, and the little yellow dog squinted his eyes with a look of enjoyment.

"Alright, alright! Let it eat!"

Jiang Xing grabbed the puppy and put it in the pile of meat nearby. Sure enough, the puppy no longer had the mind to seduce his wife!

Jiang Hao pulled Qin Wanyan to wash her hands, muttering to herself as she washed.

"I'm nice to touch too. I can pinch better than it, and I'm smoother than it! If you want to touch me, touch me. I'm bigger than it!"

Qin Wanyan wiped his body with her wet hands and reached out to pinch his face.

"Got it! Vinegar spirit!"

Jiang Hao grabbed her hand and took a bite of it.

"Ah! You bit me and it hurt!"

Jiang Hao's eyes widened: "I just took a small bite!"

"I don't care, I just feel pain!"

"Okay, okay! It's my fault! How about you bite me?"

Qin Wanyan rolled her eyes and suddenly bit his chest.

"Ahhh!" Jiang Hao looked at Qin Wanyan in shock, "Wife, where are you biting?"

There were still wet saliva marks on her chest, and Qin Wanyan couldn't deny it even if she wanted to.

"I'm growing and grinding my teeth!"

Jiang Hao looked at Qin Wanyan's shameless look, feeling angry but helpless, and finally carried the person on his shoulders.

"what!"

Qin Wanyan suddenly jumped into the air, waving his hands in the air, trying to find something to grab.

"Grandma, we're leaving first! We'll come see you tomorrow!"

Granny Feng, who was clearing the dishes, raised her eyes and said, "Yeah!"

That's enough to say hello.

Anyway, this old woman is just a light bulb next to the two of them!

I didn’t expect that she is already old and still has to be forced to be fed dog food!

"Put me down!"

Qin Wanyan patted Jiang Hao's back all the way.

"No! We haven't even reached home yet!"

Jiang Hao held her with one hand, looking relaxed.

Along the way, I met people from the production crew who were returning from work and waved and said hello.

"Hey, Master Jiang is carrying his wife home?"

"Young Master Jiang has great arm strength!"

"Hey, where did Young Master Jiang get a wife?"

"Mr. Jiang, have you eaten yet?"

In the end, Qin Wanyan could only pretend to be dead, hanging on Jiang Hao's shoulder like a mascot, covering her face.

"Okay honey, we're home! Stop relying on me!"

Qin Wanyan took the opportunity to pinch his waist and said, "Who is blaming you? It was obviously you who hung me on you!"

"How could that be? I didn't even touch you with my hands! You were the one hugging my neck tightly!"

Qin Wanyan was choked by him and couldn't speak. She jumped off him, grabbed his arm and bit him.

Then he quickly ran back to his room.

"Hiss! My wife has been really grinding her teeth lately! Luckily I have thick skin!"

Jiang Hao stared at the neat teeth marks on his arm and shook his head.

I should boil some water for my wife so she can soak her feet in the hot water later!

After boiling the water, he went to get some mugwort and wrapped it in gauze.

After a while, just boil some water and you can soak the mugwort!

Just as he prepared the mugwort, he turned around and saw the little fat dog right at his feet, which scared Jiang Hao.

"what!"

"what happened?"

Qin Wanyan stuck her head out.

"That little fat dog! It followed us into our yard!"

"what?"

Qin Wanyan ran down again.

"Ah Huang, why did you follow me? Are you hungry?"

"You're kidding! Where's that pile of meat from earlier? Look, it's fat as a ball. Hungry? No way!"

The little yellow dog wanted to pounce on Qin Wanyan, but Jiang Xing blocked it with his feet.

The puppy kept pouncing, and Jiang Hao kept pushing it away.

The puppy thought Jiang Hao was playing with it, so it played even more enthusiastically.

Finally, he started to pounce on Jiang Hao.

"Hey, stupid dog! Stop jumping! Is this dog stupid? Or did I kick it stupid? Why won't it leave even after I chased it away?"

"You didn't kick it silly, you kicked it excited! Look, its tail is wagging like a hot wheel!"

Qin Wanyan looked amused.

Sure enough, the puppy was lying on Jiang Hao's shoes, with its mouth wide open and tongue sticking out, and its little tail was shaking so much that only its afterimage could be seen.

"Hey! Stop trying to be cute! My wife said she won't adopt you! Go back to your owner!"

Dog: What did you say? I don’t understand!

It just buried its head and fell asleep on Jiang Hao's big shoes.

"Damn it! Wife, it's acting like a hooligan! It won't leave!"

"How about we go ask tomorrow whose dog this is? If no one wants it, we can just keep it, right?"

"Alright!"

As soon as Jiang Hao finished speaking, the little yellow dog that was lying down stood up, grinning.

"Oh my god, is this dog a spirit? It's really fighting for its stutter!"

"You can't keep doing dog physical attacks! He's still small and has baby fat!"

"Honey, you're such a good excuse for it! If it doesn't eat more, I think it'll be so fat it won't be able to walk when it grows up! If it follows us, I'll make it lose weight!"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

You dog man, you are such a dog! Why is it so hard to eat your meat?

"Protests are useless! By then, you'll be so fat you won't even be able to find a wife! Look, only a man as handsome and fit as me deserves a wife!"

Jiang Hao hugged Qin Wanyan.

Qin Wanyan held her forehead.

She couldn't believe it. Her man actually showed off his wife in front of a dog...

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Why are you yelling? I've already boiled the water. If you yell again, I'll stew your dog meat!"