After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

"Everyone, listen up! Anyone who was buried in the sand just now is not allowed to come out now! You'll have to rely on your teammates for help in eating later! If you want to eat well, your teammates are indispensable! Come on! It's time to test your popularity!"

Everyone who was originally buried in the sand and looked excited were dumbfounded.

What? They were buried in the sand, and now they're told they can't get out? They have to rely on others to feed them?

The director is really mean!

Director: Humph! Is revenge coming soon?

Among these people, perhaps only Jiang Hao and Zheng Yingjun feel happy?

Needless to say, Zheng Yingjun would rather bury himself in the sand than stand upside down as long as he can eat the food fed by Xiaoyu himself!

Qin Wanyan put a plate of food on it and knelt in front of Jiang Hao.

"Wife, I'm hungry."

"Then what do you want to eat?"

Jiang Hao stared at the fried chicken on the plate: "I want to eat fried chicken!"

"No, fried chicken! You won't grow taller if you eat it!"

"Then, I want to eat shrimp!"

"Even shrimps are not allowed! Little saplings are vegetarians!"

"Vegetarian? Then I want shredded potatoes!"

"No! How can a young sapling eat its own kind?"

Jiang Hao could tell that Qin Wanyan had no intention of letting him eat it.

"What can I eat then?"

Qin Wanyan pondered for a long time: "Saplings are all photosynthesizing on their own, so they'll be full after drinking some water! Then I'll water you!"

As she spoke, Qin Wanyan ran to scoop up a bucket of sea water and poured it around Jiang Hao.

Jiang Hao looked at his wife playing house with a doting look on his face, with no intention of stopping her.

It was not until Qin Wanyan built a castle around Jiang Hao that she remembered that she had not fed Jiang Hao yet!

Uh... I was so drunk... I even forgot I was still playing the game!

“The castle my wife built is so beautiful!”

Jiang Hao also did not forget to praise his wife's cooking skills.

Qin Wanyan looked at the dinner plate that was half buried in the sand and stood up embarrassedly.

"Well, I'll make you another one, wait for me!"

In fact, Jiang Hao is not the only victim.

The men from other families were even more pitiful. Not only could they not get any food, but their sand piles were also heightened and reinforced, and even made into various shapes.

For example, Zheng Yingjun. Although Xiaoyu didn't want to make things difficult for him, she couldn't stand the fact that other groups disliked him.

So the others worked together to tailor a body for him, creating a beautiful woman's body.

Those big waves are so lifelike, and paired with Zheng Yingjun's head, it's a mutated version of a mermaid!

Someone even went to the sea to dig up seaweed and draped it over his head. From a distance, he really looked like an ugly mermaid stranded on the beach!

"Hey, hey, hey, don't pick on me alone! There's a fish that slipped through the net over there! Jiang Hao! Haozi! You're eating so deliciously by yourself, while I'm in dire straits and can't even eat a bite of food. You're so mean!"

Jiang Hao cursed inwardly: "Fuck you, Zheng Yingjun!"

In the end, Jiang Hao also fell.

Qin Wanyan spread her hands, she could do nothing to help!

After the beach fight, everyone was covered in sand and no one spared anyone else.

Even Qin Wanyan was unable to escape the pursuit of a group of crazy people.

In the end, Jiang Hao stepped forward and blocked most of the attacks for her.

"Honey, your makeup is all smudged! Let me wipe it off for you!"

Because they had nothing to do in the afternoon, Jiang Hao and Qin Wanyan had already fled back to their own yard.

"I'll just take my makeup off!"

Qin Wanyan took out makeup remover oil from her bag.

"let me help you!"

Jiang Hao reached out and grabbed it, skillfully pouring the makeup remover oil onto the cotton pad.

"Close your eyes! I'm going to remove your eye makeup!"

"Ok!"

Qin Wanyan closed her eyes, tilted her face up, and felt Jiang Hao gently helping her remove her makeup step by step.

Qin Wanyan only put on light makeup, which was very easy to remove. After removing it, her skin looked not much different from when she was wearing makeup. Instead, her skin became more crystal clear, like a work of art carefully carved by God, and there was no flaw on her face.

After helping her cleanse her face with facial cleanser, Jiang Hao applied lotion and essence to her, and even carefully used eye cream.

"Your massage technique is so authentic!"

While taking care of her skin, Jiang Hao did not forget to give Qin Wanyan a small facial massage.

"That's my specialty!"

"Tell me, how many times did you secretly watch the video before you learned it?"

Qin Wanyan grabbed Jiang Hao's hand and opened her eyes to look at him.

"You know all this? It's not much, not much, he's only watched about 10 or 20 videos! Your husband is quite talented, doesn't he look like a novice at all?"

"Yeah!" Qin Wanyan tilted her head and kissed his palm, "Thank you!"

"fool!"

The two took a shower, changed their clothes, and saw that it was almost time.

"Let's go, let's go to the Wind Granny!"

Jiang Hao held Qin Wanyan's hand and felt that her hand was cold.

"Don't worry, I'm here with you!"

Yes, Jiang Hao knew that Qin Wanyan was very nervous. After all, it was closely related to whether she could have children in the future. Even though he knew that Grandma Feng was a good doctor, he couldn't help but feel nervous.

"Hubby, what if Granny Feng can't cure me..."

"It doesn't matter if it can't be cured. Grandma Feng said it won't affect anything else!"

"But there will be no children..."

The child is a hurdle that Qin Wanyan cannot get over.

"If you don't have children, then I'll raise you as my baby! And then we'll adopt some more animals! We'll raise whatever animals you like! Okay?"

"Ok!"