After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Qin Wanyan misunderstood his look, thinking that he was depressed because he thought about his childhood, and felt even more distressed.

How about... just go along with him tonight?

Qin Wanyan already had a plan in mind.

If Jiang Hao knew what Qin Wanyan was thinking now, he would definitely drag her back to the yard immediately.

Unfortunately, he was still touching Qin Wanyan's little hand, with endless fantasies.

"Aren't you going to eat something? You were so busy with the skewers that you didn't eat much!"

Qin Wanyan looked at the ingredients provided by the program team, and found that they were not as much as those grown in the fields here.

"I'm hungry, but... I don't want to move..."

Jiang Hao lay in Qin Wanyan's arms and acted coquettishly.

"Then I'll go bake it for you!"

"No, I can't bear to part with my wife's delicate white hands!"

"Then should I ask someone to bring you some fried chicken?"

"No!" Jiang Hao grabbed Qin Wanyan's neck, pulled her head down, and whispered in her ear, "I ordered a roasted whole lamb! It's here!"

Qin Wanyan stared at him with wide eyes: "How much food did you order?"

"Hey, that's all! The main reason is that they stole Old Yuan's grandson's snacks this morning, so they just had someone send them over by helicopter! It's transportation anyway, so it's also transportation!"

"So...we're just going to eat alone? Isn't that a bad idea?"

"Who told you to eat alone?" Jiang Hao blinked his big innocent eyes, "I was planning to share with everyone!"

Qin Wanyan was speechless for a moment...

It seems that he didn't say that he wanted to eat alone...

"Then why were you talking so stealthily just now?"

"I was afraid you couldn't hear me, so I whispered it in your ear!"

Qin Wanyan stared at him blankly. He was the one who misled her, otherwise why would she subconsciously think that Jiang Hao was going to secretly take her to eat alone again!

He simply stood up and walked towards the main group without caring that Jiang Hao fell flat on his face.

"Hey? Wife? Wife?"

It’s over, it’s too late!

Jiang Hao didn't even have time to shake off the sand on his body before he quickly caught up with him.

"Wife, are you angry?"

"no!"

Generally, when a woman says she is not angry, she is definitely angry!

"Wife, you must be tired after a hard day. Let me carry you!"

"Need not!"

If a woman says no, then yes!

Jiang Hao rushed to Qin Wanyan and crouched down.

Qin Wanyan failed to brake in time and fell directly on his back.

Hey, as expected, Baidu never lied to me!

Women are just being stubborn. They obviously want me to carry them on their backs!

Qin Wanyan stared at the back of his head angrily, her hands were itching!

Zheng Yingjun watched them coming from a distance and whistled.

"Wow~ Zhu Bajie is carrying his wife on his back! Do you guys have to show off like this?"

"If you have the ability, find a wife!"

Who can Jiang Hao spare with his mouth?

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Everyone, have you enjoyed the roasted whole lamb? Remember to dip it in the soul sauce! It's delicious!"

Jiang Hao felt even hungrier!

"It's time to eat! All thanks to Young Master Jiang! This little lamb must have been flown in from the prairie, right?"

"As soon as I see the master roasting the lamb, I know he's a master!"

"Young Master Jiang, come and eat with us!"

"Okay, okay! I'll be right there! Please leave some legs for my wife! Hiss! Wife, why are you pinching me again?"

Qin Wanyan smiled awkwardly at everyone.

"Everyone, eat. I'm not hungry! Don't listen to him! Eat when you should eat and drink when you should drink!"

Director: "My parent-child variety show has been turned into a food variety show by its sponsor! Who can I turn to for justice?"

"Director, put down the lamb leg in your hand before you speak!"

"The director said no, but his body honestly chose to go along with it!"

Facing everyone’s teasing, the director’s response was to talk less and eat more!

Anyway, Jiang Hao is the one paying for it, and no one cares how the film turns out, so why is he so anxious?

It was the first time he felt that work could be so easy. When he was filming variety shows before, he had to chase after the guests all the time. It was so stressful!

Worrying now! Worrying... too rich!

“Will the audience think we are showing off our wealth?”

The director grumbled as he ate.

"Director, no! If there's anything that can bring people closer together, it's nothing better than delicious food! We're down-to-earth, and it's better than some actors who praise the food without even scratching the dumpling wrappers, right?"

"Yeah, that makes sense! Can you get me another can of Coke? This roasted lamb is so delicious! It's worthy of being bought by a rich man!"

"Okay!"

Qin Wanyan took the mutton from the roast lamb master, tore off a small piece of meat with her hands, and added green pepper sauce.

"Ah~ open your mouth!"

Jiang Hao ate the mutton with her hand.

"what!"

Qin Wanyan subconsciously looked at the camera, and when she didn't see any camera, she turned around and glared at Jiang Hao.

However, this glance has no deterrent effect at all!

Jiang Hao automatically interpreted: My wife is winking at me!

"Why... do you want to lick me..."

In public, he still does this! He's not afraid of being called a LSPM by the whole nation!

"Because the ones on my wife's fingers are more delicious! They're fragrant and spicy!"

"I'm warning you, we're still filming a show, don't go crazy!"

Qin Wanyan never appeared in public before, but after being with Jiang Hao, she made exceptions again and again.

From feeling uncomfortable at first to being able to ignore the camera now.

However, this does not mean that she is used to showing her affection in front of the camera.

After all... it's so shameful...

Jiang Hao grinned, tore off a piece of meat for Qin Wanyan, and dipped it in her favorite dried chili peppers.

"Wife~ah~open your mouth!"

Qin Wanyan ate it reflexively.

"Wife, if you're not convinced, you can lick it back!"

"puff!"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Qin Wanyan was startled by the sudden appearance of the camera and her face turned red from coughing.

Jiang Hao quickly handed over tissues and water.

"What's wrong with your production team? You showed up out of nowhere and scared my wife!"

Qin Wanyan: "Cough cough cough!"

It's obviously you who's scaring people!

What...lick it back...

When it’s broadcasted, won’t everyone feel uncomfortable?

"Sorry, sorry, sorry!" the photographer apologized repeatedly. "But before I go, can I ask what licking back means?"

"roll!"

Jiang Hao and Qin Wanyan said in unison, and the photographer had to leave in shame.

Jiang Hao stopped teasing Qin Wanyan, poured himself a big bowl of rice, opened a can of beer, and started working!

I turned my head and saw Qin Wanyan pulling weeds.

"Why are you pulling so much grass?"

"Oh, I saw people on Douyin making little animals out of straw. They looked really cute. I want to make one too!"

"Wife, what's so good about making up little animals? You make one up, you make one up, I'm one in you and I'm one in you!"

Qin Wanyan stopped what she was doing and simply threw a pile of grass into his hand.

"Here, take it. You are in me and I am in you!"

Is she Doraemon?

Oh no, Doraemon has no hands!

Doraemon: Are you polite?