After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

"Stop talking! Where do I get all those little girls? Those are all life experiences! Women are like books! Understand?"

Zheng Yingjun gritted his teeth and said to Jiang Hao in his ear.

"I understand! You like reading!"

"But now, I don't like reading miscellaneous books!"

Zheng Yingjun looked mysterious.

Two words popped up in Jiang Hao’s mind: “hooligan”!

"After reading a lot of books, I feel that a gentle and virtuous woman like Xiaoyu is the right one for me!"

Zheng Yingjun looked at Xiaoyu with an infatuated look on his face.

"Yue!" Jiang Hao made a vomiting gesture. "Zheng Yingjun, you're disgusting! I'm going to go have a barbecue! You can just enjoy yourself here by yourself! As for Xiaoyu, I'll tell her to stay away from scum!"

"Hey! Are you... a brother? What brother doesn't help his brother?"

Jiang Hao waved his hand and kept walking.

"Put the sweet potatoes in later. The fire is too strong now and they will burn!"

Xiaoyu is like the king of children, with Murong Yu, Andy, oh, and an older baby Qin Wanyan.

Four people were roasting happily around a makeshift fire.

"Wow! The corn smells so good!"

The corn, freshly picked from the field, was roasted over the fire. It was so sweet and fragrant that the two children were already drooling with greed.

"Little greedy cat! Eat some skewers first!"

Jiang Hao gave each of them a handful of grilled skewers.

"Wife, give it to me!"

Jiang Hao handed over the skewers in his hand.

Qin Wanyan shook her head: "I don't want to eat meat today! I want to eat some vegetables..."

As she said this, her eyes fell on the vegetable garden next to her and she couldn't move them away.

Jiang Hao understood immediately.

"Wait for it, honey. I'll pick it for you!"

"Hey! That's someone else's!"

"It's okay! At worst, if I catch you, I'll just drag you away!"

"Who wants to run away with you?"

Qin Wanyan was amused.

Jiang Hao grinned and pulled Qin Wanyan into the vegetable garden.

"Wife, come on, choose for yourself! Your husband will bake whatever you want to eat!"

Jiang Hao looked very proud.

"Isn't this what you call being generous to others?"

Qin Wanyan felt embarrassed, so she squatted down and looked up to talk to Jiang Hao.

“No, this is a gift from God!”

Jiang Hao took the basket and started picking vegetables without any hesitation.

Not only did he pick the vegetables, he also made a lot of noise, as if he was afraid that others would not know that he was stealing the vegetables.

"Shhhhhh!"

Qin Wanyan stood up, covered Jiang Hao's mouth with her hand, and forced him to squat down.

"Keep your voice down!"

Jiang Hao licked her palm maliciously.

"what!"

Qin Wanyan reflexively let go of her hand, and glared at him after she came to her senses.

"Could you please stop using this trick?"

"Hey! Why not use it if it's useful?"

"Why are you becoming more and more of a hooligan?"

Qin Wanyan stood up and wanted to leave. She still planned to go to a nearby farmer to ask if they would sell it.

As soon as I squatted down, I heard a noise nearby.

"Over there! Chase them all!"

Qin Wanyan felt guilty and pulled Jiang Hao forward without thinking.

"Run! They're here to catch us!"

Jiang Hao followed her, feeling both amused and helpless. When she stopped running, he asked with a smile.

"Why are you running?"

"We were stealing other people's vegetables. They came to catch us, but you didn't run away?"

"But... I paid before I picked it..."

Jiang Hao looked at Qin Wanyan with an innocent face.

Qin Wanyan: ...

"So, why didn't you say anything just now?"

“Emm…I forgot!”

Forgot? She didn't believe him!

This guy is mean and maybe he just wants to make fun of her.

Qin Wanyan narrowed her eyes dangerously.

Jiang Hao was trembling as he held the vegetables in his arms.

"Honey... don't you want to eat some grilled vegetables? Let's go back?"

"Jiang...Hao! Prepare to die!"

Qin Wanyan shouted and was about to hit Jiang Hao.

"Ah! Honey, please spare me, honey, please spare me! I was wrong! I was so wrong! Ouch!"

Qin Wanyan followed Jiang Hao all the way back to the picnic site.

"Where did you two go to have fun? I heard you guys screaming all the way back! Were you worried that the production crew didn't know we were having a picnic here?"

Zheng Yingjun peeled off a piece of roasted corn, blew on it twice and then took a bite, grimacing in pain from the burn.

"Do you think the production team is stupid? When we came here, they were already secretly filming in the corner."