After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Clearly, it had no intention of attacking.

Qin Wanyan obediently opened the box next to her.

The seagull seemed to understand that she was going to find food for it, so it folded its wings and landed on the boat.

Qin Wanyan teased it deliberately: "Oh, the box is tied too tightly and can't be opened!"

The seagull flapped its wings, jumped onto the cardboard box, and pecked hard with its beak, poking a hole in the box.

Qin Wanyan could see the contempt in those green eyes.

"Hahaha! You're being looked down upon by a bird!"

When Jiang Hao turned around, he saw Haiou's contempt for his wife.

But no matter how funny it is, it is everyone's responsibility to take care of their wife.

He turned his head and glared at the seagull.

"Do you want something to eat? If you do, then be smart! Otherwise, I'll throw you into the sea to feed the fish!"

Upon hearing this, the seagull flapped its wings and flew over Jiang Hao's head, howling.

It's like saying, "Are you a human being? Are you a human being?"

The only thing missing is poop on his head.

"Hey there! You evil bird! If the tiger doesn't show its might, do you think I'm a sick cat?"

Jiang Hao reached out and grabbed its two feet, then started swinging it around.

"Face Hayate!"

Before the seagull could resist, Jiang Hao had already picked it up and swung it around for several rounds, making it howl in pain.

By the time it stopped, it was almost over!

Seagull: You are not a dog, but you are a real dog!

Qin Wanyan felt both distressed and amused.

"Why are you arguing with a bird?"

She took out a bag of bread from the snack box and gave a piece to the seagull.

"I also want!"

Jiang Hao opened his mouth wide.

As a result, just as Qin Wanyan grabbed a piece and was about to hand it over, it was intercepted by the seagull.

"Damn it! You dead bird!"

Jiang Hao grabbed the seagull's neck and shook it hard.

"Spit it out! My wife fed me that!"

"Kakaka!"

The seagull's eyes rolled back and it looked like it was about to die.

Qin Wanyan was rescued from Jiang Hao.

"Stop it, let go! You can throw him into the sea to feed the fish!"

The seagull flew out in a parabola, then stumbled and struggled out of the sea water to fly into the sky, and flew away with a cackling cry.

Damn humans! It will come back!

"It must be cursing you in its heart!"

Qin Wanyan smiled and smoothed her hair that was messed up by the wind.

Jiang Hao naturally reached out and helped her tie up her hair that had blown up at the back with the hairband on his wrist.

"Let it scold me, it won't hurt me anyway!"

"Hey! What are you two doing there showing off your affection? I've already caught a big fish, you're definitely the loser! Hahahaha!"

Zheng Yingjun stood at the bow with his hands on his hips, looking very high-spirited.

Someone nearby exposed him: "That was Xiaoyu's catch. Why are you so proud? What's going on? Are you just following the husband's lead?"

"Hahaha!"

I don’t know if it’s bad feng shui or if all the fish ran away, but except for Xiaoyu who caught one, everyone else’s bait was eaten up and no one was caught.

Finally, we got the chance to ridicule Zheng Yingjun, and no one will let it go.

"You guys... stop talking nonsense!"

Xiaoyu was shy and blushed immediately after hearing what they said.

"Hey, hey, hey! You can't play like this! Jiang Hao is shameless, go and tell him off!"

In front of his beloved woman, Zheng Yingjun has no brotherly love, which is very similar to Jiang Hao.

"Zheng Yingjun, do you believe that you can't catch a second fish today?"

Jiang Hao looked at him with a smile, not anxious at all.

"You're talking nonsense!" Zheng Yingjun didn't believe it at all. After all, he and Xiaoyu had already fired the first shot and became the first and only group to catch a fish.

"Hey! Believe it or not! In a little while, I can beat you with just some fishing! I'll just wait for you to kneel down and beg for mercy!"

Zheng Yingjun skillfully mixed the bait, picked up a fishing rod, and cast the hook to fish.

Zheng Yingjun noticed the difference in Jiang Hao's fishing rod with his sharp eyes.

"Director, you're cheating! Their fishing rods are different from ours!"

It was only then that everyone noticed that the fishing gear Jiang Hao and the others were wearing looked much more advanced than theirs!

"Alright, Director, you're blatantly being special! Will your staff have to run into the sea to hook them with fish later?"