After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Andy silently picked up a large chicken drumstick and handed it to Zheng Yingjun: "Brother Yingjun, I haven't eaten this chicken drumstick before, here you go!"

Zheng Yingjun looked at Andy with a touching expression: "Brother, you are my brother!"

"boom!"

A large plate of food was placed in front of Zheng Yingjun: "How great! Fighting with the kids for food!"

Jiang Hao took another chicken leg from the plate and stuffed it into Andy's bowl.

"Eat quickly! Don't worry about him! You're growing up, so eat to grow taller and smarter! If he eats too much, he'll just get fat!"

Zheng Yingjun's feeling of being touched disappeared instantly, and he took the chicken leg and started to eat it.

"Just wait for me, Haozi!"

"I'm not waiting for you! Honey, let's go for a walk!"

Having said that, Jiang Hao took Qin Wanyan's hand and left in a sweet voice.

"Damn! Stinky couple!"

"You keep teasing him like this. Aren't you afraid that one day he'll get really angry and break up with you?"

Qin Wanyan leaned on Jiang Hao and walked slowly along the village.

"Hey, then you don't understand friendship between men! You women might break up after a quarrel, but for us men, the more we quarrel, the better our relationship becomes, and we even fight occasionally!"

"What about fights between men and women?"

Qin Wanyan tilted her head and looked at him.

Jiang Hao stopped and grabbed her waist.

"A fight between a man and a woman..."

He leaned over and put his mouth close to Qin Wanyan's ear.

"Of course the more we fight, the better our relationship becomes!"

As he spoke, he pulled her tighter to him with malicious intent and put his head close to her lips.

"You hate it!"

Qin Wanyan pretended to refuse, but in the end she was half-heartedly kissed by him.

"Well...someone will..."

"It's okay! It's dark!"

“The cameras can capture it!”

Jiang Hao chuckled and gently let her go.

"We are a legal couple, not an affair, what are you afraid of?"

"Who said I'm scared? I just think that when they edit the video, they won't have anything to edit. Cut to this part, oh my god, they're kissing! Cut to another part, why are they biting each other's lips again? Change another part... This video can't be edited anymore, whoever wants to edit it can do it!"

"Hahaha!"

Jiang Hao couldn't help laughing when he saw Qin Wanyan saying such funny words with a serious face.

"Wife, you are so funny!"

"So! Don't touch me casually outside!"

“I only moved my mouth…”

Jiang Hao pouted mischievously.

"Don't move a muscle! If you continue to be naughty, I'll chop you off!"

Qin Wanyan pretended to be fierce.

Her fierce and aggressive look successfully made Jiang Hao kiss her hard again.

OK! All the previous words are in vain!

At this time, the director who understood traffic had already put a knife to the neck of the post-production, asking him to immediately make a trailer, which he casually reviewed and then put on the official website.

"Find some internet celebrities and promote them to me!"

Seeing the video's click rate and forwarding rate increasing, the director couldn't stop smiling.

"It's only the first day of filming, and so many people are already looking forward to the show! Hahaha! The station will definitely give me a reward this time!"

He was already fantasizing that by the end of the year, he would be so busy earning money that his hands would cramp.

"Director, there's a fire over there with Jiang Yuxi!"

"what?"

The director woke up from his sweet dream.

"Just now, black smoke was heard from Jiang Yuxi's yard, and the fire department immediately carried out rescue work."

The director breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh, that's all right! This Jiang Yuxi is such a troublemaker. He may not be famous, but he has a bad temper. He always stirs up trouble to attract attention!"

"Director, do you know she did it on purpose?"

"That's enough! I've seen a lot of women like this! Let's go and take a look!"

At this time, the village was filled with heat and smoke after the fire was put out.

Jiang Yuxi covered her face and sobbed.

Her partner and colleague, He Dong, looked impatient.

If leaving Jiang Yuxi now would not be bad for his reputation, he really wanted to leave.

This idiot!

"5555... I didn't mean it... I was just so hungry..."

"You're so hungry you lit a pile of paper on the ground? What can you do with that? Is it enough to make instant noodles?"

He Dong asked while pressing his temple.

"How should I know? It's you! You've been working on it for a long time, but you can't even get angry! We're both men, so how come Master Jiang knows everything?"

"He knows everything, so why not team up with him? What if I don't know anything? Don't you know anything too? Oh, not only can you not know anything, you even burned down the house!"

"You're just blaming me! Don't I also want to help with cooking? Since you hate me so much, I'll take Xiaoyang to Jiang Shao and the others tomorrow!"

"Hey, please stop causing trouble for others! Don't you know your own worth?"

When Jiang Yuxi saw Jiang Hao and the others coming over, she immediately wanted to throw herself into his arms with a look of grievance, but he dodged her with a quick move.

"What are you doing? Your spine is broken, and you have to throw yourself at people?"

Jiang Hao turned around and snuggled into Qin Wanyan's arms: "Wife, I was almost taken advantage of just now!"

"Pfft!"

The people at the scene couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Looking at Jiang Hao, and then looking at Jiang Yuxi who looked like he had eaten shit, anyone with a brain would support Jiang Hao.

They are all thousand-year-old turtles, who can deceive whom?

Jiang Yuxi rolled his eyes and pulled over the dusty and frightened lamb.

"Master Jiang, my lamb hasn't had a single bite to eat yet. Can I get some food from your yard?"

The lamb was still young after all, and when he heard about food, he cried out in grievance: "Brother, I'm so hungry..."