After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

He squeezed past the children in front of him and reached out to the Watermelon Village Chief.

"My one year and 240 month old baby wants one too!"

Village Chief Xigua didn't know whether to continue extending his hand or take it back.

Jiang Hao grabbed the lollipop and went back satisfied.

"Village Chief! We want one too!"

"I me me!"

Several other people also started to join in the fun and immediately looted all the lollipops that Watermelon Village Chief was going to give to his child.

"Honey, eat quickly! Look, everyone has eaten!"

Jiang Hao tore open the package and put it into Qin Wanyan's mouth.

"Is it tasty?"

"Ok!"

It's orange flavored!

Jiang Hao grabbed her hand and snatched the lollipop from Qin Wanyan's mouth into his own.

"Mmm, it's really delicious! It tastes like you!"

Qin Wanyan opened her mouth slightly, as if in disbelief that Jiang Hao would do such an intimate gesture in front of the camera.

Jiang Hao knew what she was thinking and whispered in her ear in a low voice, "Don't worry, the camera can't capture it!"

As he said that, he secretly stuffed the lollipop back into Qin Wanyan's mouth.

Just because the camera can’t capture it doesn’t mean others can’t see it.

"Hiss! Why is this candy so sweet? Turns out it's made with dog food!"

Zheng Yingjun's loud voice made everyone laugh.

Jiang Hao was thick-skinned and responded immediately.

"I'll give you some food in advance. I hope you can give us dog food soon!"

Zheng Yingjun was choked by him.

The others were all smart and had long seen through Zheng Yingjun's little thoughts.

Only Xiaoyu was standing there confused and laughed when she saw everyone laughing.

"Alright, everyone! Let's be quiet for a moment! First of all, I'm so happy to be able to spend the next seven days with you all!" Watermelon Village Chief interrupted everyone's chatter with a smile. "You've all seen the situation on the island. Here, most of the islanders are self-sufficient. They fish or grow their own vegetables!"

"Of course, our production team isn't that perverted and really lets you grow vegetables from scratch! Did you see the vegetable patch in front of the house you chose?"

"I see!"

"Well, then our first challenge on the island is to cook with your children! The ingredients are from the vegetable garden in front of your house!"

"Huh? But there's only garlic and ginger in front of the house I chose... You can't ask me to stir-fry garlic and ginger, right?"

The children standing by looked at the temporary father like a fool.

"We can trade with others! If everyone brings out the food they have, wouldn't that solve the problem?"

"Hahaha!"

"Right, right, right! Kids are really smart! Barter!"

Village Chief Xigua watched with satisfaction as everyone solved the first problem.

"Okay then, everyone should go home and prepare our first meal on the island today!"

Jiang Hao was just about to take Qin Wanyan and Murong Yu back to the house when Zheng Yingjun came over with a shy face.

"Haozi, let's team up!"

Jiang Hao looked at him strangely.

"What's wrong? Doesn't Xiaoyu know how to cook? If you need any ingredients, just tell us!"

"No... well..." Zheng Yingjun hesitated, "I, I don't know how to take care of children..."

Jiang Hao looked at Zheng Yingjun, then at Andy who was lying motionless.

He understood what Zheng Yingjun meant. It wasn't that Andy was difficult to lead, but that he was too easy to lead. As a result, he became dull and boring when he appeared on the variety show.

The other groups of children had already run away, but Andy was still standing upright.

"Okay, then, come to our room!"

After saying this, Andy's eyes lit up, and it was obvious that he also wanted to be with Murong Yu.

Qin Wanyan smiled and took the two children to their yard.

"Wow, you have so many vegetables in your yard!"

Compared with the house Zheng Yingjun chose, the vegetable fields here can be considered abundant.

Andy looked at the ground in the yard with curiosity. As soon as he got closer, a bee flew up.

"what!"

He screamed and reflexively ran behind Murong Yu.

"Hahahaha! Andy, you're so timid! It's just a bee!"

"Aren't you afraid?"

Andy expressed his dissatisfaction.

"You're kidding! Why would I be scared?"

Qin Wanyan stood aside, smiling but saying nothing.

I don’t know who it was, but last time he was chased by a bee for two miles.

"What's in the fields?"

Xiaoyu was used to doing housework, so the first thing she did was to check the house and take all the usable items to the yard to wash them.

Jiang Hao saw a fishing net and a reef not far away.

"Xiaoyu, I'll leave this place to you. I'll go to the reef and see if I can get a meal."

Jiang Hao waved the tool in his hand.

"Well, don't worry, leave this to me!"

Zheng Yingjun also patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, leave it to us, and rest assured!"

Jiang Hao looked at him with an indescribable expression: "I'm worried because you're here! You'd better not add anything to the pot when Xiaoyu isn't looking! If you make it so that we can't eat, I'll cook you into rice!"

Zheng Yingjun shrank his neck: "Hey, hey, hey! What are you talking about? How could I possibly add anything to it? It's not like I don't eat!"

"Have you forgotten that last time you added a handful of 'wild vegetables' and nearly caused food poisoning for everyone who was unaware? Luckily, Xiaoyu was so attentive!"

"Well... you can't blame me. I think it looks just like the one Xiaoyu picked!"

Xiaoyu silently added: "It's completely different. I won't take the blame..."

Zheng Yingjun: o(╥﹏╥)o

Disliked.

When the children saw Jiang Hao holding tools and preparing to catch seafood, they were all excited.

"Brother, I want to go too!"

In order to maintain his aloof persona, Murong Yu usually wouldn't participate in common activities like beach activities.

He has almost worn out his phone with so many posts about beach hopping, he is so envious!

Today I can finally fulfill my wish of going to the beach through a variety show!

The result was that Jiang Hao was followed by an adult and two children, walking towards the beach in a mighty procession.