After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

"What do you mean, your Xiaoyu! Zheng Yingjun, do you still have any shame?"

Jiang Hao was already in a bad mood because he couldn't sit with his wife, and now he was even more unhappy.

"A man who was driven here by his wife to be with a single man like me has no right to say that!"

"Zheng Yingjun, I think you're itching for trouble!"

"I'm itchy, very itchy! What's the matter? Can you scratch it for me?"

Zheng Yingjun pretended to be charming, put his arm around Jiang Hao's shoulder, and gave him a flirtatious look.

"Yue! I beg you, stay away from me!"

Jiang Hao tried desperately to throw Zheng Yingjun off, but the seat was so small and Zheng Yingjun was sticking to him like a dog-skin plaster, so Jiang Hao couldn't get rid of him no matter what.

"Master~ I'm so itchy, come and beat me up!"

Zheng Yingjun's mean look made Jiang Hao feel annoyed.

"So you deserve a beating! Then I'll satisfy you!"

After saying that, Jiang Hao unbuckled his seat belt, stood up and beat Zheng Yingjun up.

"what!"

"Oh~"

"hiss!"

"Jiang Hao, it's dirty!"

"Damn, are you serious? Don't blame me for being violent!"

"Ouch!"

Ten minutes later, Jiang Hao straightened his clothes and sat back in his seat.

Next to him was Zheng Yingjun, whose hair was disheveled and clothes were in tatters, and he looked like he was crying after being humiliated.

"Why are you crying? Didn't you ask for this?"

"If I say I'll hit you, you're going to hit me? Don't you know that men's words should be interpreted according to the situation?"

"Zheng Yingjun, do you have any shame?"

"do not want!"

"If you don't want it, I'll give you a few more slaps in the face as a token of friendship!"

"Cough cough!"

Qin Wanyan coughed twice in front.

"Who's still making noise? Which class are you from? If you keep making noise, I'll contact the family!"

Suddenly, the two quarreling men wilted, glared at each other, and turned their heads away.

When they arrived at the market, Jiang Hao immediately ran to Qin Wanyan with a flattering look on his face.

"Honey, are you tired from the car ride? Do you want me to massage your shoulders?"

Jiang Hao's hand naturally moved to Qin Wanyan's waist.

"I'm still angry!"

"Wife, there's no need to be angry with me! It's ruining your mood for shopping at the market. How bad is that? How about this, if you're unhappy, I'll help you beat up Zheng Yingjun and make you happy!"

"Jiang Hao, you idiot! Did I provoke you?"

Zheng Yingjun pounced on Jiang Hao with a ferocious look on his face. The two chased each other, which made Xiaoyu and Qin Wanyan laugh.

"Hey, wife, you're not angry anymore, are you?"

Jiang Hao hugged his wife's waist and acted coquettishly.

"Hmph, then don't lie to me like this again! Do you know that when I saw you like that, I really thought something happened to you! You can joke about other things, but you can't joke about your life! Got it?"

Seeing the fear in Qin Wanyan's eyes, Jiang Hao realized that Qin Wanyan was not angry because he teased her, but because he made her worry!

In his eyes, it was just a little game, but in Qin Wanyan's eyes, it was something real.

Her fears and concerns were real.

"Wife, I was wrong! I won't do this again!"

"If you joke like this again next time, I'll be really angry and ignore you for three days!"

"No, honey! I can't even last an hour! I don't like the feeling of my wife ignoring me! I want to be close to my wife!"

"Hey, stop clinging to me! I came here to visit the market, not to be laughed at!"

"Who's making fun of us? That's not true!"

"So what are they doing?"

Qin Wanyan pointed at her colleagues who were watching them while eating melon seeds.

"Uh...you guys tell me!"

"Madam, we're just tired. Let's take a break, eat some sunflower seeds, and then go shopping!"

"Ah! Right, right! I've already finished eating. I'm going shopping first! We'll meet here at noon, right?"

"Ah! There's a store over there that looks great! Come on, let's go shopping together!"

After a while, all the colleagues evacuated, leaving only Jiang Hao, Qin Wanyan, Xiaoyu and Zheng Yingjun.

"Come on, Xiaoyu, let's go to the market!"

Qin Wanyan was about to pull Xiaoyu over when Jiang Hao intercepted her.

"Wife, I'll go shopping with you!"

Then he waved to Zheng Yingjun behind him and said, "Zheng Yingjun, I'll leave Xiaoyu in your care! See you later!"

Are you kidding? He doesn't want to bring these two burdens along!

As soon as you enter the market, the bustling atmosphere of life hits you.

Local folk songs were floating in the air, which was very cheerful. Everyone's faces were filled with smiles, and it seemed that they would start dancing to the music in the next second.

This market is very special, it is built on the water.

The vendors' stalls are right next to the river, and the snacks on the stalls are neatly arranged, which makes people very appetizing.

"Grilled squid! Grilled squid! Delicious grilled squid!"

"Boss, would you like some sour food? You can choose between spicy and non-spicy!"

“Freshly fried roasted pig tails! Crispy and crunchy! Both adults and children love it!”

Qin Wanyan looked at it with curiosity, and the air was filled with the smell of fireworks.

"What is that? Why does it look like a bug?"

"Those are bugs! Fried bugs!" Jiang Hao was a little greedy, "Would you like some?"

Qin Wanyan shook her head repeatedly: "I don't want it! I'm just a little chicken, why would I like to eat insects?"

Jiang Hao couldn't help but tease her: "It's really delicious, why don't you try it? It's even better than cake!"

"Really?"

“Really, it smells really good!”

Qin Wanyan stared at the dozen or so insects on the stall and fell into deep thought.

Fortunately, it’s already fried. If the boss had fried it on the spot, my wife would have run away long ago!

"Beautiful lady, would you like to try our bamboo worms? They're so crunchy and delicious! And so fragrant!"

The boss began to recommend himself, grabbed one with his clean and hygienic hands wearing disposable gloves and handed it to Qin Wanyan.

Qin Wanyan was frightened by the fat white bug and took a big step back.

"Hahaha!"

Jiang Hao smiled unkindly.

"Wife, you can catch a poisonous snake with your bare hands! How dare you be afraid of a tiny insect?"

"Who said I was scared? It was just that the boss suddenly handed it to me and I was startled!"

As she spoke, as if to prove that she was indeed not afraid of eating insects, she reached out and took the bamboo worm.

"Okay, honey, if you don't want to eat, don't...eat..."

Jiang Hao stopped teasing her and was about to tell her not to eat if she didn't want to, but the little woman closed her eyes and stuffed the bug into her mouth!

Jiang Hao stared at Qin Wanyan without blinking, ready for her to vomit at any moment.

result……

"Hmm, it's quite delicious! It would be even better if you sprinkle some chili powder on it!"

"Hahaha! Little girl, you really know what you're talking about! Come, uncle will give you one and sprinkle plenty of chili powder on it!"

The uncle happily scooped a spoonful into a disposable bowl and sprinkled powder on it.

"This chili powder is my own secret recipe. It's so delicious! I guarantee you'll want to try it again!"

Jiang Hao: Boss, where's your moral integrity? You're not even going to charge a beautiful woman?